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Wednesday, November 9, 2016-2020

 

Anti-prejudice women laws, or anti-prejudice gay and lesbian and transgender and transsexual laws, or open “Free Trade” markets, or Monopoly regulations, or EPA expansion, or universal free healthcare, or universal free Higher Education, or gun regulation laws, or anti-brutality police regulations and laws and anti-gun violence regulations and laws against the brutalization of black men and other minority citizens and civilians, or free childcare, or increase taxes on the wealthy 1%, or friendly environmental laws, or free early childhood classes, or free public school lunches, or ending this two decade long warfare in the Middle East and redistributing funds to veterans’ welfare and educational infrastructure, or immigration reform, or rightly so turning corporations back into what corporations are which is institutions rather than lending a false identity to corporations as individuals, or no oil pipeline through the Midwest’s heartland, equal pay for equal work, single payer healthcare system, or raise the minimum wage to $21.00 (twenty-one American dollars) hourly rate per increase (“hike”) of annual inflation in the markets according to Mr. Bill Moyers’s information and research, or voter suppression laws, or free media without politicians’ threats or bullying or intimidation against the Free Press’s journalists’ or reporters’ lives who must get home in-time for supper and a bedtime story, or modern American infrastructure such as public libraries and public arboretums and public gardens and public sculpture gardens and public solariums and atriums and public planetariums and public graveyards as safe municipal services to all American private citizens and civilians or, or, or…etc.

 

          Literary Disclaimer: Writing is creative literary arts. Writing isn’t real. Writing isn’t any type of psychological test. Writing isn’t conversation. Writing isn’t spoken word. Writing isn’t speech giving. Writing isn’t lectures. Writing isn’t talking. Writing isn’t actions. Writing is thoughts written down to convey logic and reason. Writing isn’t “witchcraft.” Writing is letters, punctuation and grammar.

 

          “Constructive criticism” feedback is for when in person or for critical papers written in school or for newspaper critics whose jobs is to write critiques about the culinary arts or the arts or films and for “writing workshops’” roundtables. Content is creative writing. Writing isn’t erratic since writing isn’t a person. Writing is ideas and thoughts and opinions. Writing is consistency to practice writing. Writing’s work. Writing English’s a task de jour.

 

          My main Literary Goals:

 

          To write with the Queen’s English.

 

          To write as closely as possibly to “dead white males” otherwise writing isn’t considered any good.

 

Writing isn’t Speaking

 

          Modern speech is modern.

 

          Modern speech’s authentically empathetic.

 

          Speaking isn’t writing.

 

          Talking isn’t writing.

 

          Discussion isn’t writing.

 

          Conversation isn’t writing.

 

          Creative writing’s creatively experimental in nature.

 

          Mother Nature is cruel at best.

 

          Writing’s after the fact.

 

          Writing isn’t any crime.

 

          Writing’s any discipline.

 

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Saturday, March 28, 2020

Literary Disclaimer

 

No, I personally don’t have any wealth.

 

Possibly there might be

$4.00 in my checking account.

(Hahaha.)

Lol.

 

However, I’m indeed in

Multimillion dollar contracts

(as in plural and more than one)

For which I still

Haven’t ever seen

A single penny

 

Yes, for twenty-years I’ve worked

For multimillionaires

And no one’s

Ever paid me

Payroll or cash yet

 

What am I going to do?

Weep and cry rivers?

No.

 

Diligently, I continue to support

My own work as an

Appointed intellectual

Volunteer boss

By

Minnesota Multimillionaires

And their frugal denouncements

 

          Personally, I’m always proud to be an American Citizen/Civilian writer born full blooded 100% Salvadorian Maya and raised for the first ten years in Costa Rica then at age ten adopted into one of the wealthiest families in the country/world in that our intellectual blue blooded family has resided in Rockport, Massachusetts (Cape Ann, Massachusetts) for the past 340 years without batting an eyelash.

 

          Yes, I come from 340 years of the wealthiest zip code in America according to Harvard and their intelligence. Cheers.

 

          Yes, I’m serious business because I inherit my part of an empire worth 340 years of collected interest and until then I’m putting off wealth because when I’m eighty I’ll still be doing the same thing I’m doing right now which is publically writing.

 

          For one whole year peacefully my father and I text weekly and my dad’s only rule is not to traumatize him with anything bad about the past or violence or anything negative. Okay.

 

          My only rule is: don’t criticize me, lecture me about my life and don’t tell me how to be or how to live. Okay.

 

          For one whole year peacefully my mother and I text weekly and my mom’s only rule is to not use any swear words. Okay.

 

          My only rule is: don’t criticize me, lecture me about my life and don’t tell me how to be or how to live. Okay.

 

          Finally, for the first time in my life both of my parents get, I don’t drink or use drugs, and remotely I’m a highly socialized introvert and homebody who remotely writes grants and fellowships as well as work as a remote blogger and remotely write feature-length film scripts and remotely write distribution film contracts and look over blueprints and remotely work as appointed volunteer intellectual engineer tycoon boss for no pay. Hahaha. Lol.

 

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Writing Is Worth More Than Money

 

          Seriously, I can’t help the business of writing doesn’t pay.

 

          No, I haven’t ever been a prostitute.

 

          No, I haven’t ever been a stripper.

 

          No, I haven’t ever been a pharmaceuticals rep.

 

          Yes, I’m simply a humble volunteer writer like a Public Service Announcement.

 

          Yes, everywhere I go, I have people tell me, they think me brilliant, and kind and genuinely warm and an excellent conversationalist. Thanks!

 

          Even though, I haven’t ever made any monies from my intellectual work, still, yet, diligently for twenty-years I work on volunteer writing Fellowships and grants and feature-length film scripts and consult on intellectual CEO matters even though at first CEO’s don’t ever listen to me.

 

          Many CEO’s will outright insult me and get quite mean, rude and cruel with me then immediately get on the phone (or text is quickest) and profoundly and profusely apologize because bosses come to realize I was right all along thus bosses literally fire their entire staff and invite and welcome and carte blanch my existence to remotely run their entire empires from my cell phone because I can do the job of ten people because I actually know what I’m talking about therefore I get appointed volunteer graphic design departmental boss because I don’t ask questions I simply get the digital work well done then check the empires’ stocks and consult on stock market matters even though real estate is what actually makes multimillionaires except who wants the hassle to be a landlord. Nobody.

 

          Also in 2010 I began to consult on corporate and commercial CEO matters even though sometimes I have literal staff and employees scream, swear and yell at me and threaten violence for suggesting to bosses to go completely remote.

 

          Employees seem to lose their minds when I come in and clean house for the purpose to ensure the bosses’ main objective wishes which is to always utilize compact and lightweight digital devices to remotely run the company from anywhere on the ground or around the globe. Ok.

 

          Since 2010, I’ve been working as remote volunteer corporate and commercial CEO consultant.

 

          Why?

 

          Because I tell it like it is. I tell it like I see it. No bullshit. No flirting. No wreckage. No whims. No stupidity to get noticed. No malice. No cruelty. Only Intelligence, however.

 

          Yes, I’d much rather sit around and write feature-length film scripts and eat healthy snacks and make an awesome percolator cup of coffee. Yep.

 

Tuesday, July 7, 2020

 

 “.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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A book: “Manners Culture and Dress: of the Best American Society, including social, commercial and legal forms, Letter Writing, Invitations, &c., also valuable suggestions on Self Culture and Home Training” By Richard A. Wells, A.M., Illustrated, King, Richardson & CO., Publishers, Springfield, Mass., and De Moines, Iowa, 1891.

 

Dress Etiquette.

 

Dress.

 

Chapter 26.

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or at the house

 

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          Hi. Hello.

 

          Happy Tuesday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

          (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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~~~

Present

 

Healthy as a horse

 

~~~

Let’s Talk Mature Adulthood

 

My hand was forced

At having to enter

The stock market

 

Everybody knows I’m

Built for abstract mathematics

 

Everybody knows I need

A calculator to do math

 

Everybody knows I can’t

Add 2 + 2 without a calculator

 

Everybody knows once I get

A calculator out

Then it’s over

 

Everybody knows I’m

Brilliant at mathematics

Because I don’t see numbers

Rather I see possibilities

To build communities

 

Yes, even though

For the past

Two years I’ve unnecessarily

Played the shrew

In my life

Now I must

Flex my

Mathematical muscle

And force my own hand

At the stock market

As an investor

 

No, I’m not scared

To be a new remote investor

In Wall Street

Nope

 

Yes, I look to the future

Yes, last week I invested

In Blink and Work Horse

Yep

 

Yes, I’m now an equal peer

On the stock exchange

 

Now, I’m glued to my cell phone

 

Constant research, analyses

And actually trading stocks

 

Well, boys,

Finally I became

A contemporary

On the exchange

 

Yes, I’ve been a remote artist

 

Now, I’m a remote investor

 

Yes, my retirement

Depends upon my trades

 

No, I don’t gamble

 

No, I don’t see the

Stock Market as a Casino

 

Yes, the stock market

Is about buying and selling

Different shares in stocks

To make cash money investments

Period

Yep

 

Yes, I’m late to the exchange

Yet I’ve been

Putting it off for twenty-years

 

Yes, I can control 

My anger

Because this life

Got real,

Real quick

And real fast

 

~~~

Let’s Talk The Stock Market

 

Yes, literally my money

Is Invested in

The stock market

 

As of last week I

Was catapulted

To become the main

Investor

Of our trades

 

What!

 

Well, two weeks ago,

In one day,

The boss lost

Six-hundred

Thousand dollars

Gulp.

 

Thus, last week,

my hand was forced

To become the main investor

 

Yes, personally we got

Our business in order

Thus and therefore

We trust each other

For me to go ahead and invest

 

Yes, I’m someone who is

A real Tycoon

Because I’ve been

Asked to step-in

As boss

Because the boss retired

And the boss lost his fortune

 

Yes, I’m here by the boss’s side

Even though the boss lost everything

 

Yes, I’m here for the long haul

With or without money

Because I have personally

Lost about five or six

Fortunes by now

Therefore I know

What I’m talking about

And well on my way

To make a fortune

Because usually

One loses about

Seven fortunes before it sticks

 

~~~

Let’s Talk Side-kick

 

The boss lost his fortune

No, we’re no longer millionaires

 

Yes, last week

We lost everything

In the Stock Market

 

Yes, I’m still here

Because I’m

An awesome friend

 

No, I’m not a gold digger

 

When the boss

Lost everything, I’m still here

Because I’m not here for money

Nope

 

No, I’m not here for money

Yes, I’m here for the company

First and foremost

 

Even in the middle

Of economic devastation

No matter what, I’m here,

In sickness and in health

For richer or for poorer

 

Oh, how glorious

It would be to be a side-kick

 

To be a part of an entourage

With all of the glory and pass

And none of the work

And lots of awesome food

Ha

 

No, I’m not a side-kick.

 

Life would be so easy

As a side-kick

 

Life would be awesome

As a side-kick

 

As a side-kick I

Wouldn’t have to think

 

Well, last week I did

My very best

 

As fast as I could I

Researched and analyzed

The stock market

And began to make

Serious decisions

About our investments

 

Yes, my entire life I’ve

Been running away

From the stock market

 

Now, my hand is forced

At actually

Being an investor

 

Yes, I find myself

Getting super

Smart overnight

 

Yes, I find myself

Thinking like

A shrewd Investor

And become

More at ease in life

 

The more shrewd I

Become as an investor

The more at ease

And relaxed I become

At life

 

Yes, I’m in the Captain’s seat

No, I’m not nervous.

Yes, I’ll do well by The People

 

Well, I’m breathing

Now, I have to make

Mature economic

Adult decisions

 

Yes, we hit the ground running

 

Anybody can invest

Their money

In the stock market

 

Seriously, America

 

What’s the issue?

 

Americans know their

Money is good enough

To invest in

The Stock Market

 

No, we’re no longer millionaires

 

Yes, two weeks ago

We lost

Six-hundred

Thousand dollars

In the stock market

So let’s not pretend

Like I don’t know

Because I do know

The great loss

 

We know the stakes are…

Tremendous

 

Thus we push

Forward and onward

 

We don’t falter

We go forth

We do the

Very best

We do

 

We invest

And Re-invest

 

Seriously,

what else is there to do?

 

 The best mature

Approach to

The stock market

Is to go forward,

Onwards

And upwards

 

Well, the boss

Lost six-hundred

thousand dollars

 

Now, this is my responsibility

To invest,

buy shares,

Sell shares

And trade

Thus I have

A budget of

Four-hundred thousand

To Invest

 

Since the boss

Lost so large then

Now it’s my responsibility

To go ahead and

Make four-hundred

thousand dollars

Into one million

By

September 1st, 2020

 

No sweat

Ha!

 

No joke

Hahaha

Yes, I’m terrified

 

~~~

The Boss Wears Many Hats

 

Yes, on

Friday, June 3rd, 2020

Professionally, I was required

To go ahead and build

A graphic advertisement

For a Senator

 

Yesterday, I received news

Of the email

The senator sent

To say

The Senator Thought

The graphic design

Is beautiful

 

Thanks

 

Yes, it took me

Three hours

To build

The graphic design elements

And

To complete the specs

 

Yes, figuratively I

Sweat bullets

(not really)

 

Quietly, I sat down

And diligently

Got to work

 

The difficult work paid off

 

No, I’m not a graphic designer.

Actually, I’m not

 

Simply and humbly I

Have enough intelligence

And know-how

To save and dictate

And correctly

Remotely

Run an entire

Graphic design

Department

 

Brilliant

Seriously, I haven’t

Ever been alone because I’ve

Been conducting remote

Business since 2010

 

In the year 2003

My Duluth, MN peers

And intellectuals

And business professionals

Laughed at me

And told me, I

Was only

A little girl with a

Computer and a dream

 

Yes.

Except, even then I

Was annoyed

My designer computer

With video-card

With fire-wire

Was quite heavy

And a desktop

 

Yes.

Even then I wanted

To be a woman

Who would conduct

Global business

From a cell phone

 

People thought I was

A silly little thing

To want

To conduct remote

Business from anywhere

In the world

From the palm

Of my hand

 

So, no matter what anyone

May think I’m someone

Who must go in with

A four-hundred

Thousand dollar budget

And make loaves into fish

And make a grand

Total of one-million dollars

Whew!

No pressure

 

Now, I’m someone

Who is not any body

Other than who I am

 

Well read,

Well studied,

Well versed,

Well established,

Well capable

Of awesome developments

 

Well, I literally proved I’m

Not a gold digger

 

Yes, I’m making the trades

 

Here we go.

Let’s go, America

 

I’m right here.

 

~~~

The Only Reason To Make Money

 

Yes, when I make

My first million I

Want one-hundred

Thousand dollars

To invest in

Partial private

Surrogate pregnancy

And one surrogate

Who will have nothing

To do with

The raising of our children

Thus the surrogate

Will carry my eggs

To full term and gestation

To fetus and babyhood

To incubate

My babies

For us to raise

Yep

Already talked about

 

My eggs are fertile

And good as any

Well, after thirty years

Of conducting research

On neurology and cancer I’ve come

To the train of thought

That birthing humans

Is quite difficult

And anybody can

Have the weirdest twist

In their DNA genetic makeup

Therefore since I’m an awesome specimen

It’s best to birth children at any age

Because people have

All sorts of illnesses, however,

Not everyone has pristine genes

 

Yes, we all know

My genes are purely divine

 

The Maya come from the stars

 

In the afterlife

The Maya go on to Flower Mountain

Where I can eat all

The Mexican Flan custard I want

And not gain a pound

 

Yes, I’ve learned

To work and concentrate

Under tremendous

Stupid pressure

 

 

          Yours Truly;

          Gabriel

 

Monday, July 6, 2020

 

 “.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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A book: “Manners Culture and Dress: of the Best American Society, including social, commercial and legal forms, Letter Writing, Invitations, &c., also valuable suggestions on Self Culture and Home Training” By Richard A. Wells, A.M., Illustrated, King, Richardson & CO., Publishers, Springfield, Mass., and De Moines, Iowa, 1891.

 

Dress Etiquette.

 

Dress.

 

Chapter 26.

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For breakfasting in public

or at the house

 

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          Hi. Hello.

 

          Happy Monday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

          (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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COVID-19

 

Present.

 

Healthy as a horse

 

~~~

Let’s Talk Cancer

 

Yes, literally I

Live with throat cancer

 

How much more do I

Require to spell out cancer

 

Throat cancer is

Throat cancer

 

Throat cancer

Is tumors

Of the throat

Which are

Discovered by

CT Scan,

MRI

Or X-ray

 

Why would I lie about cancer

No, I wouldn’t lie about cancer

 

Cancer is serious business

 

For twenty years I’ve

Battled different tumors

In different organs

Of my body

 

For twenty years I’ve

Literally survived

One form of cancer

Or another

Throughout my body

 

Cancer can make

A cantankerous curmudgeon

Out of cancer patients

 

Yes, I’m told I have a heart of gold

Thanks

 

NO, I’m not my cancer

NO, my cancer isn’t me

This, too, shall pass

 

~~~

Let’s Talk Tumors

 

There’s no such thing

As benign tumors

No

 

Once the tumors are there

The tumors are there

(Ha, ha, ha)

 

Nope, I don’t care

What modern medicine

Thinks about tumors

Under any microscope

Because

When tumors are

Embedded into organs

Throughout the body

Then tumors aren’t even the battle

 

One keeps tumors small

Even though tumors

Wreak havoc with

Hormone balance

And general basic

Metabolic balance

In the body

 

Tumors mess up the body

Therefore seriously

FOR ME

Three cigarettes

Or less per day

Is less harm done

Than the harm done

To my body with tumors

Which cause

Continuous pain

 

Tumors cause pain

Lots of pain

 

Tumors wreak the body

Unless one has

Pituitary gland cancer

Or throat cancer

Of the hyper throat cancer

Or uterine cancer

Then one looks

Young and produces

Teenage like hormones

And hardly ever ages

Yep

 

Seriously, my looks and organs

Quickly regenerate themselves

Because the tumors

Press into different

Vital metabolic organs

Thus and therefore

My body secretes

Different types of

Chemical compounds a

And hormones

Through my bloodstream

Therefore

Internally and externally I

Stay young yet I still

Get facial acne and I deal

With a terrible addiction

To refined white sugar

Therefore once more

As of yesterday I quit

White refined sugar

Because my tumors

Love sugar thus I

Know better and live

With the fact I have

Slight growth spurts

And still look like a teenager

While my generation

Begins to look aged

 

While the only real thing

Aging me is melodramatic stress

For which I can’t stand

Melodrama or stress

 

Oh, yes I have found

Occasional white hair

And I’m telling you

White hair

Is the coolest thing

In the entire world

To see one’s hair go

From jet black to white

Only because

White hair is

A real transformation

And people usually

Treat me like an idiot

Because people

Seem to think I’m

Younger than I look

Which I’m not

Thus and therefore I

Learned to control my tongue

Because I’m not petty

Even though tumors can and do

Excrete painful hormones, I

Do in fact have to fight

My Hulk tendencies

Because I’m not the hormones

 

The hormones aren’t me

I’m not the hormones

 

Let’s Talk Teenage Hormones

 

On a more profound level

Even though my body secretes

Teenage hormones which

such hormone liquid

Gets inundated throughout

My body

Finally I figured out I’m

Not these

Stupid teenage hormones

 

Being intelligent is different

Than applying intelligence

 

Ha!

 

Yes.

Even though I live

With cancer, I smell

Awesomely healthy and lovely

Yes, I smell like a clean teenager

 

~~~

Let’s Talk More Tumors

 

The problem isn’t tumors

 

The problem isn’t the

 Growth rate of tumors

 

The problem is the

Toxic poison of tumors

Possibly released

Into the blood stream

 

(Don’t make faces at me)

 

Seriously, I know exactly

What I’m talking about

 

Personally, I know

With throat cancer

The probability of

The lymph nodes

Contracting cancer

Exponentially goes up

While living with tumors

Yet one continues

To live as healthy

As possible and

Stay slim

Yet not starved

And live or die,

Except death is bogus

 

Anger isn’t good for tumors

Stress levels must be manageable

 

Since 1998 I’ve

Battled one form

Of cancer or another

 

Life is real

One must treat

Others with respect

 

People don’t have to

Like one another

However, people do

Have to respect

 

By the time

One exhibits any tumors

Then one’s seriously

Mature about life

 

Yes, I matured

Yes, I’m now a mature adult

 

No, overall I don’t

Scream, swear or yell

Because last week I

Was thrown

Into the stock market

 

          Yours Truly;

 

          Gabriel

 

Monday, June 29, 2020

 

 “.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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A book: “Manners Culture and Dress: of the Best American Society, including social, commercial and legal forms, Letter Writing, Invitations, &c., also valuable suggestions on Self Culture and Home Training” By Richard A. Wells, A.M., Illustrated, King, Richardson & CO., Publishers, Springfield, Mass., and De Moines, Iowa, 1891.

 

Dress Etiquette.

 

Dress.

 

Chapter 26.

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          Hi. Hello.

 

          Happy Monday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

          (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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          Notes:

 

          Note #1: 2019 and 2020 Commencement Speeches

 

          *) Yes, I have two commencement speeches to write in 2020.

 

          Yes, every single day I think about what to say in these two commencement speeches for 2019 and 2020.

 

          What is there for me to say? Nothing. Nothing at all.

 

          Yet, the entire world knows I have plenty to say to the class of 2019 and 2020.

 

          Thanks.

 

          Please, have patience with me.

 

          Please, have patience with me since I’m a Green Sea Tortoise.

 

          Mainly the only time I make to write is at sundown otherwise my days are filled to the brim.

 

          Yes, I have plenty to say to the class of 2019 and 2020 because adulthood is mature and all adults understand each other to know we know better to do better.

 

          Look; degrees are excellence.

 

          Look; life is messy.

 

          Personally, I love mature adulthood.

 

          Yes, each and every single day comes with responsibilities.

 

          Yes, I give myself over to a million-and-on- responsibilities per day.

 

          Note #2: Move away

 

          If one is annoyed or behind someone else then move away.

 

          In public one must not ever comment on any aspect of another’s humanity because life is complex, for sure weird and difficult thus mature adults keep the peace at all times and control their emotions without ever having to make any public humiliating commentary because people are already a little bit anxious and nervous to be out in public thus any faux pas, mistake or accident is just that.

 

~~~

COVID-19

 

World, I’m present

 

Here

 

I’m present.

 

Yes, I’m healthier

Than I’ve ever been before

 

Yes, finally I learned

How to shrink

My thyroid tumors

 

~~~

My job is to be an equal partner

 

No, I’m not a side kick

 

Yes, I’m asked to

Live, work and play

At all times

 

~~~

My Literal Job

Is To Smile

Ok.

 

Now, I’m under

Contract

To smile

All the time

(Hahaha)

Ok.

 

My other

Literal job

Under

A

10-year

Contract

Is not

To wear

A brazier

Ok.

 

My other job

Is to be quiet

While my

Significant

Other

Plays

Or sings

Unless

Directly spoken to

Ok.

 

No, I don’t care

About the spotlight

 

Yes, I already write

In front of more than

7 million readers

Thus and therefore

I’m comfortable

Sitting to the side

With my cell phone

Or my laptop

 

~~~

COVID-19

 

World, I’m present

 

Here

 

Present

 

~~~

Finally Peace

 

Simply, after three weeks

Of no swearing

All Peace is now

Present

 

We made the Peace.

 

Yes, finally,

We Matured

And Turned into

Two Mature Adults

 

Into our full adulthood

 

We no longer fight

Finally, we understand each other.

Remarkable

Incredible

 

My Significant Other

And I are having more fun now

Than ever before

 

We play together

Because we work together

 

As a person living with throat cancer

Personally, I don’t want to hear myself

Talk and reiterate the same point

No.

 

Finally, we are getting someplace

Impressive I knew

We could therefore I’m

Genuinely happy about

The many aspects of

Our relationship

 

Yes, I find myself

Capable of happiness

 

Yes, we find ourselves

Genuinely capable of happiness

 

          Well, understanding someone has nothing to do with love.

 

          Love has nothing to do with respect.

 

          Respect has to do with good manners, proper appropriate behavior at all times and a positive attitude especially in debate and speech and not name-calling.

 

          The basic guideline to an excellent relationship between spouses is to be on one’s best behavior with one’s spouse at all times.

 

          People are different as night and day.

 

          Psychology teaches us not any human is like another.

 

          Psychology teaches us even a monogamous couple in any relationship doesn’t exactly know exactly occurs in an intense situation because each person’s perspective is so different from their spouse so the best thing to do is to become an “active listener.”

 

          Yes, finally, I matured and quick.

 

          Yes, the last three weeks have been intrinsically absolutely serene and calm.

 

          No matter what, no one may break my intrinsic calm space and positive attitude without coming across like an idiot.

 

          No matter what is going on, no one may interrupt my intrinsic positive self speech and the ability to keep calm, cool and collected while embodying firm, direct, sober and serious and relaxed attitude.

 

          Personally, I’m not ageist, racist, bias against differences because I’m intelligent enough to know we’re all One Human race of the same biological species.

 

          The reason and the main and only reason as to why one must respect any other human is because any one human is a biological gift to the earth since the human species split into two cells from one single cell the into ameba and into lemurs and branched off to apes-like humanoid into this, me and you and us and the entire world and all of the human race.

 

          The only real aspect to respect is to keep in mind each human is a miracle to be alive because birth human is as difficult as birthing whales which is quite difficult.

 

          Yours Truly;

 

          Gabriel

 

Friday, June 26, 2020

 

 “.”

 

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          Bernie Sanders all the way!

          (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

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World, I’m present

 

Here

 

I’m present.

 

Yes, I’m healthier

Than I’ve ever been before

 

Yes, finally I learned

How to shrink

My thyroid tumors

 

~~~

My job is to be an equal partner

 

No, I’m not a side kick

 

Yes, I’m asked to

Live, work and play

At all times

 

~~~

My Literal Job

Is To Smile

Ok.

 

Now, I’m under

Contract

To smile

All the time

(Hahaha)

Ok.

 

My other

Literal job

Under

A

10-year

Contract

Is not

To wear

A brazier

Ok.

 

My other job

Is to be quiet

While my

Significant

Other

Plays

Or sings

Unless

Directly spoken to

Ok.

 

No, I don’t care

About the spotlight

 

Yes, I already write

In front of more than

7 million readers

Thus and therefore

I’m comfortable

Sitting to the side

With my cell phone

Or my laptop

 

~~~

COVID-19

 

World, I’m present

 

Here

 

Present

 

~~~

Finally Peace

 

Simply, after three weeks

Of no swearing

All Peace is now

Present

 

We made the Peace.

 

Yes, finally,

We Matured

And Turned into

Two Mature Adults

 

Into our full adulthood

 

We no longer fight

Finally, we understand each other.

Remarkable

Incredible

 

My Significant Other

And I are having more fun now

Than ever before

 

We play together

Because we work together

 

As a person living with throat cancer

Personally, I don’t want to hear myself

Talk and reiterate the same point

No.

 

Finally, we are getting someplace

Impressive I knew

We could therefore I’m

Genuinely happy about

The many aspects of

Our relationship

 

Yes, I find myself

Capable of happiness

 

Yes, we find ourselves

Genuinely capable of happiness

 

No, we’re not pathetic

No, we’re not basket cases

No, we’re not sad

No, we don’t hate

No, we’re not haters

No, we’re not disrespectful

No, we’re not cruel

No, we don’t have ulterior motives

 

No, we don’t

Go out of our way to

Talk, text, call,

Social media or any other

Retirement activities

Because we’re running

Two empires in the

Midst of COVID-19

As well as

Post

Riots and looting

 

We did it!

We struggled to

Get our act together

 

Yet we did

Because it was imperative

To mature,

Get alone

And become

A rock star duo

 

No, I don’t ever

Sit anywhere near

My significant Other

While he sings or plays music

Because I don’t

 

However, my significant other

Will directly call me by name

To poignantly direct me

And tell me to please

Sit at his feet and

Continue to type

On my laptop

Because he knows

I’m blogging

About the first time

In our two year

Relationship

We actually get along,

Are genuinely in mutual

Respect and understanding

Of each other

And actually will

Talk to each other

Rather than to

Yell, scream and swear

 

Our world has done

A polar opposite

And we’re off to the races

 

We turned a corner

We hit the ground running

And matured

 

We did it!

 

We became a solid team

 

We are people

Who don’t mind the long work days,

Because the nights are to relax

Before the next work day

 

Well, unfortunately, I don’t

Want to admit this,

However, as tycoons

We don’t take any days off

 

We work every day

 

We work holidays

 

We work birthdays

 

We work

 

Yes, we set a pace

And the days are long

Yet manageable in pace

And schedule and timing

 

We’re successful

At work, however

We are now successful

At playing together

 

We did it!

We keep

A peaceful home.

 

We love each other very much

 

The cool thing is this:

We’re genuinely in love with each other

 

We’re lucky.

We got over

Our stupid power struggles

 

On Thursday, June 25th

For 11 hours

I repeated myself:

 

“I need you to not call me derogatory names.”

“I need you not to insult me.”

“I need you to calm down.”

“No, I haven’t ever cheated on you.”

“No, I don’t want someone else.”

“Please, don’t scream, swear or yell.”

 

At the end of 11 hours

Of verbal abuse:

For the first time,

Wholehearted apologies were made

I was told I’m maturing by leaps and bounds

 

In the last three weeks,

I no longer disgrace myself

Even when or if I’m

Publically humiliated,

Insulted,

Belittled,

Mocked,

Gossiped,

Back-stabbed,

Pressured to think a certain way,

Made fun of,

Oppressed,

Made lewd gestures,

Called derogatory names,

No swearing,

No yelling,

No screaming

 

Simply, I no longer swear

 

My significant other

Tells me the following:

 

Three straight weeks of no swearing

Has improved my entire life

 

Three straight weeks of no swearing

Has made me more valuable than ever before

 

Three straight weeks of no swearing

Has showcased my strength and grace

 

Three straight weeks of no swearing

Has made me more gorgeous

 

Three straight weeks of no swearing

Has shown real leadership

 

Three straight weeks of no swearing

Has proven my character

 

Three straight weeks of no swearing

Has proven I can and do hold my tongue

 

Three straight weeks of no swearing

Has proven I have A-game

 

Three straight weeks of no swearing

Has made me ready to date a billionaire

Yep.

 

Yes, I’m right here

By choice

Because

I fell in love

 

Yes, I’m here

By choice

Because

I always knew

We could become great

Together

 

Yes, I’m here

By Choice

Because

My Significant Other

Wants us to become a

“Power Couple”

Ok.

 

Yes, I’m here

By choice

Because

My Significant Other

Wants us to be

“The Envy of the town”

By being genuinely happy

Ok.

 

Yes, I’m here

By choice

Because

My Significant Other

Wants us to start running

Instead of him drinking

Large consumptions of alcohol

Each night

 

Yes, I’m here

By choice

Because

My Significant Other

Wants us to retire to Greece

 

Yes, I’m here

By choice

Because

My Significant Other

Wants me

And I want him

 

Happily Ever After

 

The End

 

 

The reason why

We didn’t abandon ship

Is because we knew

Sooner or later

We would mature

And move forward

And run two empires

Plus learn to play together

 

We made it!

 

Friends, no reason to call concerned

 

We got our

Business in order

 

Well, we are

Husband and Wife

 

We live together

We work together

We play together

And

We actually

Really like each other

And we obviously

Love each other

And now we

Respect each other

In communications

 

I can breathe

 

For forty years

Women have been

Pathetically throwing themselves

At my significant other

While he tells the

Horror tales

And he didn’t

Want any

Smugness,

Haters,

Cheaters,

Flirts,

Desperate

Or Overly sexualized women

Thus

He choose me

I chose him

 

Cheers

 

Peace.

 

We won!

 

          Yours Truly;

 

          Gabriel

 

Wednesday, June 24, 2020

 

 “.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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          Bernie Sanders all the way!

          (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

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World, I’m present

 

Here

 

I’m present.

 

Yes, I’m healthier

Than I’ve ever been before

 

Yes, finally I learned

How to shrink

My thyroid tumors

 

~~~

My job is to be an equal partner

 

No, I’m not a side kick

 

Yes, I’m asked to

Live, work and play

At all times

 

~~~

My Literal Job

Is To Smile

Ok.

 

Now, I’m under

Contract

To smile

All the time

(Hahaha)

Ok.

 

My other

Literal job

Under

A

10-year

Contract

Is not

To wear

A brazier

Ok.

 

My other job

Is to be quiet

While my

Significant

Other

Plays

Or sings

Unless

Directly spoken to

Ok.

 

No, I don’t care

About the spotlight

 

Yes, I already write

In front of more than

7 million readers

Thus and therefore

I’m comfortable

Sitting to the side

With my cell phone

Or my laptop

 

~~~

COVID-19

 

World, I’m present

 

Here

 

Present

 

A Life In

The Day

Of A Tycoon

 

 

~~~

No, I don’t ever hit my head

Up against any wall

 

Yes, when I worked with

Asperger children

They did

Repeatedly

Hit their head

Against the wall

 

The sound

Of skull

Hitting a wall

Was heartbreaking

 

Yes, the main reason

As to why my brains

Are always intact

Is because

Writing is

All legal

As well as

Articulate

Logic

And

Reason

 

Writing is expressing

Oneself through words

Therefore

Writers

Don’t mince words

 

After

A long day’s work

Alongside

My Significant Other

All I want to do

Is watch

The sun

Go down

And relax

And write

Because

My feet Throb

And hurt

And no matter

How hard, well or much

I work

I don’t get paid

Therefore

I don’t get new tennis shoes,

Clothes or whatever I need

For personal self care

 

I make soap and water

Look stylish

 

I make being overworked

Look good

 

I’m an awesome worker

 

~~~

 

          Well, I get up at 5:00am and I do one hour of Yoga, one hour of prayer and one hour of meditation.

 

          During this timeframe, I make the bed, make coffee, I brush my hair and my teeth, I wash my face, and I get dressed for the day.  

 

          At 8:00am I go to an attic and fold mounds of old clothes into drawers to get the attic ready for construction to finish the attic, however. I must first organize the entire attic which is an incredible project for one person since the attic is full of miscellaneous items, objects and clothes. 

 

          At 10:00am there’s a breakfast meeting.

 

          We discuss the itinerary for the day.

 

          At 10:30pm I clean up breakfast meeting/breakfast dishes.

 

          At 11:45am I water all of the plants or literally cut down trees by myself.

 

          At 12:00pm I head into the office.

 

          At the office I check a graphic design computer.

 

          At the same time I have another Stock Market computer running. I take calls, I make calls, I answer questions, I pay bills, and I take care of business. I keep up with all and any accounts.

 

          At 3:00pm I take a coffee break.

 

          At 3:30pm to 4:30pm I either build a film studio and prime and paint or I go and grocery shop then at 5:00pm I prep for dinner.

 

          During dinner I work as clean-up crew to two master chefs who don’t like any type of mess while cooking thus I run around.

 

          Some days, rather than paint then I take care of all of the vacuuming and any of the necessary dusting.

 

          Everyday I take out the garbage and the recycling.

 

          Everyday I do whatever is required of me.

 

          Each week all of these responsibilities get done and plus.

 

~~~

The Domestic Violence

Has Stopped

 

Yes, I concede

Yes, I will smile

Yes

Yes

Yes

 

Yes, I’ll smile and smile

 

Bad Social Disposition

~~~

On Saturday, June 6th, 2020

Purposely, Three Times

My head

Hit pavement

 

Yes, the front of my head

Was grabbed by my hair

And my head was

Banged against the

Concrete Floor

 

Three times,

Continuous

And with intent to harm

I heard the tremendous

Sound of concrete

Whence my head hit

 

Yes, video is King

 

Yes, I sustain injuries

In the name of Love

 

Yes, people tell me

I’m a liar

Except

The bruises

On the side

Of my left temple

Have been there for

Two weeks

 

No, I still haven’t gotten

My speech back

 

Yes, I’m slurring words

Because my left temple

Met the concrete

 

No, I don’t lie

About violence

 

Fact

 

Yes, I have to go in

For an MRI

To see if I have any

Hairline Skull Fracture

 

~~~

 

          Each day I work 16 hour days.

 

          No, I don’t l ever rush at anyone.

 

          No, I don’t ever put violent hands on anyone.

 

          Each time we socialize I can always guess the one woman in any group who will make a B-line for my significant other.

 

          Hanging out and socializing has to do with people placing their genitalia before anything else.

 

          The difficulty is having every needy woman starving for attention constantly

 

          To be continued…

 

          Yours Truly;

 

          Gabriel

 

Thursday, June 11, 2020

 

 “.”

 

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          Happy Thursday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

          (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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Here

 

I’m present.

 

Yes, I’m healthier

Than I’ve ever been before

 

Yes, finally I learned

How to shrink

My thyroid tumors

 

~~~

My job is to be an equal partner

 

No, I’m not a side kick

 

Yes, I’m asked to

Live, work and play

At all times

 

~~~

My Literal Job

Is To Smile

Ok.

 

Now, I’m under

Contract

To smile

All the time.

(Hahaha)

Ok.

 

My other

Literal job

Under

A

10-year

Contract

Is not

To wear

A brazier

Ok.

 

My other job

Is to be quiet

While my

Significant

Other

Plays

Or sings

Unless

Directly spoken to

Ok.

 

No, I don’t care

About the spotlight.

Yes, I already write

In front of more than

7 million readers

Thus and therefore

I’m comfortable

Sitting to the side

With my cell phone

Or my laptop

 

~~~

My hair has to heal

 

Yes, the reason

Why I must wear

My hair like

“Princess Leila”

Is because

My hair

Has been ripped

For the last time.

 

The strands

Of my hair

On the top

Of my head

Literally won’t

Neatly lay down

Thus I must contend

With my hair as it is

 

Yes, I’ve been told my job

Is to smile and nothing else

Ok.

 

Yes, I’ve been told

I’ve been chosen

Above all women

Ok.

 

Yes, I’m informed

I’ve been

Hand-picked

To do the job

To run the estates,

Properties and businesses

Because I’m

The One

 

Yes, I’m invited to be

Here and help

Run everything

Ok.

 

Yes, I’ve been informed

This job requires

More than just a pretty face

And a smiley face

Ok.

 

This job as a

Significant Other

Requires a great

Deal of perfection,

Output,

Production

And return investment

Ok.

 

Yes, I can have the output

Of ten people

 

Yes, in one day I

Get more done than

10 people.

 

Yes, I’m a valuable worker

Yes, I’m low maintenance

Yes, I hardly require much

Yes, I’m the most relaxes person

Yes, I can get up and be ready

To go within minutes

 

Yes, this job requires

A humble attitude

 

My

Significant

Other

Insists I

Go anywhere

He goes

At anytime

Of the day or night

Since

We live and

Work alongside

Each other

 

When we communicate well

Then work seems like play

 

Yes, we “hit the ground running”

Yes, we work all day.

 

No, not one single woman

Who flirts

Gets admittance

Because

The empire requires to be run

Rather than spent

On frivolous

Stupidity.

 

Yes, I run the accounts

Because not a penny

Gets lost

Under my watch

 

Primarily, I’m here

Because I’ve been told

I have smarts, beauty and brains.

I come with the tri-fecta

Thus and therefore

I get asked about everything

And usually my answer

Is correct

 

Right.

Correct.

 

~~~

 

Yes, I’ve been told

We’re

Monogamous

Heterosexual

Exclusive

 

~~~

Yes, I’ve been told

All I need is

An attitude adjustment

Thus and Therefore

My only job is to smile

Ok.

 

          Yes, my only job is to genuinely smile.

 

          Yes, I’m emotionally intelligent enough to know exactly how to genuinely smile even when screamed, sworn or yelled at or publically humiliated or treated as an afterthought which I don’t allow.

 

          Most people’s life experiences are their own.

 

          Most people’s life experiences are not ever two alike.

 

          Most people’s life experiences are uniquely their own.

 

          Most people haven’t lived my life.

 

          Yes, I’m a terrible bicyclist.

 

          Yes, I’m terrible at grammar.

 

          Yes, I’m terrible at spelling.

 

          Yes, I’m terrible at geography.

 

          Yes, I’m terrible at directions.

 

          Yes, I’m terrible at enunciation.

 

          Yes, I’m terrible at pronunciation.

 

          Yours Truly;

 

          Gabriel

 

Wednesday, June 10, 2020

 

 “.”

 

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          Happy Wednesday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

          (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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COVID-19

 

World, I’m present

 

Here

 

~~~

Yes, once is a mistake

 

Yes, twice is a pattern

 

Yes, three times is a habit

 

~~~

My Faux Pas

Yes, I apologized

 

Yes, yesterday, I had a faux pas

Yes, whimsically, I groped

My significant other

Thinking we were

Hidden far enough

Into the garage

Except passerby walkers

Saw us.

Sorry.

 

Nope, not once

And not ever

Have I ever

Groped

My significant other

 

Yes, I was astounded

I had done so.

So out of character for me

 

Yes, immediately

We went

Indoors

And profusely I

Apologized

Because it was such

A weird impulse

Also, I was though-roughly

Embarrassed since I haven’t ever

Groped anyone in my life

 

Once is a mistake

Thus I’ll forgive myself

And move on and move forward

I have a healthy self-esteem

Therefore I can forgive myself

 

Yep.

 

~~~

Mr. Car

 

Mr. Car is the

Stern, Sober,

And direct

Mature

Married

Next door neighbor

Who doesn’t give me

Or any other woman

A second of his time

 

Yep

 

The reason why I

Trust Mr. Car

Not to cheat on

Mrs. Car is

Because

Mr. Car

Doesn’t

Give anybody

A second of his day

Since he

Diligently works

Away on his garden

Year after year

 

Both Mr. Car

And I know

Each other’s existence exist

 

Mr. Car and I don’t ever crush on each other

 

Once I made the mistake to ask

Mr. Car the following

Question:

 

“Excuse me, I don’t mean to

Interrupt you,

However, I am going to

Interrupt you. Are you composting?”

 

Formally

Mr. Car

said, “Yes”

 

“Thanks.” I went back

To my cell phone

Since I’m addicted

To my cell phone

 

No, I don’t drink any alcohol.

 

No, I’m not brain damaged.

 

As of this week, I have passed all of the

Psychological tests

Whew!

 

 

 

Yes, I can still write to the caliber

Before Saturday, June 6th, 2020

Therefore I’m present

 

Yes, with Harvard Ivy League

Psychologist parents

Then weekly

For life one passes

Strict verbal, written

And comprehensive

Psychological tests

 

Yes, I pass the psychological tests

Because I’m genuinely and

Organically kind

Period

 

Yes, I’m a ‘no’ person

Safety first

Safety first

Safety first

 

~~~

In two-years

Not once

Had I heard

Mr. Car’s wife

Sound so sweet

To her own husband

 

For two years

I’ve been waiting

To hear the next door neighbor

Talk to my

Significant other

Like she

Had just urinated herself

 

Yes, my significant other

Complains about how

People wave hello

And stop and talk to him

Because then he gets behind schedule

Throughout the day

 

Time is money.

Yes.

Correct.

 

No, don’t front with me.

 

On the other side of us none

Of the married neighbor women

Speak to my significant other

Unless with their husbands present

Or not ever

 

The number one difficult

For my significant other

Is the timewasters

In his life in the form

Of acquaintances, strangers,

Neighbors, co-workers

And others

 

No, I don’t ever go out of

My way to speak to

Anyone’s husbands

Unless the husbands speak

To me first

Otherwise, we’re stewards of

The estate and properties

 

We work smart

We play hard

We relax

Sunset is a time to unwind

 

No matter how beloved anyone is

Or how hated

People exert energy

Which is neither

Here nor there

 

No, I’m not here to impose

Myself upon anyone.

No.

 

Look; this is what my dad told me

About mature adulthood:

 

“‘Gaby, mind your own business.

Unless; asked to help problem-solve

For intelligent solutions

Otherwise keep quiet

And don’t pass any judgment

Because nothing is as it appears.

Also, Remember

Don’t ever go out of your way

To break-up anybody’s day

Because time is money

And each time any person

Stops production

And is made to

Subtly and forcibly interact

With any needy stranger, friend or neighbor or co-worker

Than production slows down

And the value of lifestyle decreases

Because mainly all people want to do

Is relax

Yet a million-and-one responsibilities

Do get met each day

So remember to ‘keep your head down’

And work on your own projects

And don’t ever bother anyone

About anything

Because people’s lives are

Complicated

And people must leave people alone

To do their complicated and complex lives

Unless people approach you

Otherwise don’t ever seek U

Unnecessary attention

Because it’s obvious

Neediness has only to do with loneliness

And the desire for sexual intercourse, however

You must live, work and not get caught up

In any possible sexual encounters of any type’”

 

Okay.

 

~~~

Yes, time is money

 

Nope, when 10 people a day stop

Us on the street to say hello

Then each encounter actually

Sets us behind throughout our day

Each text

Each call

Each needy encounter

Sets us behind schedule

Which means sets us behind financially

 

No, famous people aren’t

Approached by the locals

Because famous people

Actually make money

 

Yes, infamous people

Are approached

Without ever making any money

Because infamous people

Are local folklore

Because everybody

Knows of them

Yet the infamous haven’t

Proven fame status

Unless talent is developed

 

~~~

No, I’m not any type of real snub

Unless serious oppressive measures

Are exposed

 

No, I’m not any type of snub

I’m a real foodie

Because I grew up eating

Rice and beans for

Breakfast,

Lunch

And

Dinner

For the first

Ten years of my

Costa Rican

Existence

 

Yours Truly;

Gabriel

 

 

Monday, June 1, 2020

 

 “.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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          Hi. Hello.

 

          Happy Monday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

          (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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~~~

COVID-19

Follow The Law

Stay Home

 

We Comply with

The 8:00pm Curfew

Yes, correct.

 

No, we haven’t ever

Peacefully demonstrated.

 

Peaceful

Demonstrators

Are

Different

From

Protestors

 

We want to retire.

 

We don’t want to

Peacefully demonstrate

No!

 

We bike to get groceries.

 

Thursday’s bike ride

Was the most comfortable

Without any police presence

(minus burned buildings)

 

The People

Are quite respectful,

Mind their business

And don’t harm others

Thanks

 

Citizen-and-Civilian

Leadership communities

Is like Costa Rica

Since there’s not much money,

The Citizens and Civilians

Police themselves

And people get along

 

Yes, they do

There’s no need to call the police

Because there’s no police

To hike out into the jungles

Thus citizens and civilians

Keep their hands to themselves

And mind their business

Unless a group effort

To defend innocents

Otherwise,

Go about one’s business

 

~~~

No, I don’t want to

Peacefully demonstrate.

No.

 

No, I haven’t ever

Peacefully demonstrated

In my entire life

Nope.

 

Peaceful demonstrators

Are our young, youth

And mature adults

In their 60’s, 70’s

 

Please, don’t harm our babies

 

Please, don’t harm our local babies

 

Please, don’t hurt our babies

 

Our “babies”

Are

Local

Peaceful

Demonstrators

 

Peaceful

Demonstrations

And

Sit-ins

Are

Different

From

Protests

 

~~~

Peaceful Sit-ins

 

Look;

If

The People decide

Then

It’s not possible

To arrest all of us

 

We guard our neighborhoods

 

~~~

The People

Protected Ourselves

When the Police wasn’t here

For Four Days

 

The police were supposed to

Have a peaceful presence

Not Force!

 

Yes the police are

Supposed to allow

For Peaceful

Sit-ins

 

We will not stand by and

Watch as the police fire

Teargas

And

Rubber bullets

Upon our People

 

This isn’t Palestine

 

If we need to burn Minnesota

Down to the ground then we will

And I personally will get in there

And help burn it down myself

Even though I don’t

How to start a bonfire

Without much effort

 

We’re laypeople

We don’t know how to fight

 

We’re laypeople

We don’t know how to do violence

 

We’re laypeople

We don’t know how to start fires.

 

My goodness, I don’t even know

How to start a proper bonfire

 

Why violence?

Never violence

 

Simply, peaceful sit-ins

Because the police are

Targeting women of color and

Pepper spraying women.

NO!

 

We don’t care

What the police think of us

Because the police

Seem to think we’re idiots

 

Even when the police

Wasn’t here

Last week

For four days

The civilians and citizens

 Held down our

Twin Cities

From looters and rioters

 

Where were the police?

Nowhere.

The police were nowhere for 4 days

 

The citizens

Held down

Our neighborhoods

From getting burned down

When there

Was no police here

For four nights

 

Thus why would we be afraid to

Peacefully demonstrate

With sit-ins

When we lived

Through the worst

Of the riots

Without any police help

Please

 

The People

Maintain

While

The

Police

Murder

And

Unjustifiably

Hurt

And injured our

Peaceful

Demonstrators

 

Tonight, if we must

Then we’ll break curfew and

We’ll peacefully demonstrate

With a sit-in

 

However, we don’t want

To do anything political

Because we want

A good night’s rest

 

Minnesota, there’s really no curfew

Except follow the law.

 

Stay Home.

COVID-19

 

Even during Marshall Law

One has the right to do

Quiet sit-ins

ANYTIME OF NIGHT OR DAY.

 

Although, not highly recommended

Unless,

Millions join in

 

~~~

The

Local

Twin Cities’

Peaceful

Citizens and Civilians

Have policed

Themselves

And we do a better job

Than the police does

 

The police isn’t ever here to

Help

The People

Only to

Incarcerate

The People,

Brutalize

The People

Or murder

The People

Therefore

The

Police

Don’t understand

The People

Will, have and do

Drive our very own

People to the hospital

Because

In neighborhoods

Of color

One can wait all day long

Until one bleeds out

 

For 20 years

Murderopolis lives

In a “war zone”

While the Police

Get away with murder

 

The police aren’t

Ever really here

Thus last

Monday,

Tuesday,

Wednesday,

Thursday

and

Friday

The streets

By daytime

Felt safer with

Only the citizens

Than with the police

Any moment

One encounters or sees police

Then the probability of death

Goes up exponentially

Therefore we stay as far away

From the police as possible

 

The People have learned to

Not ever rely upon the police

 

People rely upon themselves

 

~~~

STAY HOME

 

No, we’re not looters.

No, we’re not rioters.

No, we’re not demonstrators.

 

Look, I don’t have any money,

Shoes or shampoo

Still yet I don’t loot

 

Seriously, I went

Down to the ground and witnessed

Looters and the thought

Of shampoo

Went across my mind

Except I’m a proud American

Thus I continued

To video tape

As my feet hurt from

Old tennis shoes

And shampoo is super expensive

Thus I naturally take care of my

Hair with water and soap

While my hair gets super dry

And daintily I walk on my toes

So the heels of my feet

Don’t cry out in pain

From old worn out

Tennis shoes

 

Seriously, I don’t have the money

Therefore I don’t shop for anything new

Yes for 20 years I’ve worked

As volunteer engineer,

Volunteer tycoon

Volunteer

To multi-millionaires

Who don’t pay

For graphic design

Thus I go without shampoo

Or new shoes

 

Yes, shoes,

One buys

Otherwise one can’t

Really or truly be

Proud of one’s new shoes

 

No, I wouldn’t dare loot

For new tennis shoes

Because shoes

Is the quintessential

Sign of independence

 

~~~

HOUSEWIVES

 

Yes, I’m a peaceful writer housewife.

If I have to then I’ll demonstrate myself.

 

No, I don’t want to see anymore teargas

Or rubber bullets upon our people

 

~~~

National Guard,

Look, we’re so happy to see you

 

National Guard,

The time right now

Is 8:45am and b

By law

The National Guard

Must stand

By the People’s side

 

National Guard,

We’re artists, workers, builders,

Professionals and

Peaceful

Citizens and Civilians

 

National Guard,

The police are supposed to

Have a quiet presence

Nothing else

 

National Guard,

Thanks for coming

To The People’s aid

 

National Guard,

You must not ever

Believe

The Police

 

Our Police kill

Our People

 

Here, in Murderopolis

We, the people clean sidewalks

Because we’ve been living in

A war zone for the past

2 decade

(20 years)

 

Here, in Murderopolis

Even since 1995

We understood

The Peaceful

Citizens

And

Civilians

Would clean up

After mass murders,

Police’s murders,

Serial killers

And

Gang murders

 

The Twin Cities looks

Beautiful from the outside

Yet quite dangerous

And deadly

 

National Guard,

Most Peaceful Local

Citizen and Civilians

Do get off the streets

By no later than

10:00pm

Unless at a public function

Like live music

 

National Guard,

As of this moment,

I call upon

All Locals

From all over

The United States

To go into their homes,

Lock the doors and stay there.

 

National Guard,

Nobody harms, loots or burns down

Minneapolis/St. Paul, MN

Except locals and

The Locals don’t even

Start controlled

Bonfires

Because violence

Is frequent here

Thus we take shelter

And don’t bring attention

To ourselves

 

National Guard,

Please protect our

American

Families

Otherwise,

The housewives

Will have

To dress

In Pink Tutus

And go do a peaceful sit-in

All dressed in pink

For breast cancer awareness

 

National Guard,

You work for The People

 

National Guard,

The Locals

Don’t loot,

Don’t riot

We’ll peacefully demonstrate

With a sit-in

If we have to

 

~~~

Last Night’s blog

 

We Comply with the 8:00pm Curfew

 

No, we’re not looters.

No, we’re not rioters.

No, we’re not demonstrators.

 

Yes, I’m a peaceful writer housewife.

If I have to then I’ll demonstrate myself.

 

No, I don’t want to see anymore teargas

Or rubber bullets upon our people

 

Tomorrow, if there’s teargas

Or rubber bullets

Against any Minnesotan

Then “The Housewives”

Will burn down the country

 

Housewives don’t allow our youth to be

Hit with rubber bullets or teargas

 

PEACE.

 

We’ll comply by the curfew law, however.

Tomorrow night

There better not be any complaints

Of teargas and rubber bullets

NO!

 

We’re peaceful locals.

We’re cancer patients.

 

Let the city burn, however,

No one gets gassed or rubber bullets

Because we’re not Fascist Nazis

No!

 

We’re America, damn it!

The National Guard stand

For the Housewives

Who care about our youth?

And peaceful protestors

When the police don’t

 

No, we don’t burn down buildings.

We sweep debris in front of our homes and streets.

Yes, our greatest weapons are blogs and brooms

 

~~~

World, I’m present.

Here

 

Healthier than ever before in my life

 

~~~

500

National Guard

 

Hi, good evening.

 

Please, don’t harm

Our Citizens and Civilians

 

No, Peaceful Local Demonstrators

Aren’t militia groups

 

No, Locals aren’t rioting or looting

 

Please, understand

Locals sweep up the debris

As quickly as we can

 

~~~

If the police decide

To shoot

The People

With rubber bullets

Then

The People

Have decided

To Burn it all to the ground

 

Minnesota doesn’t trust

The police

Therefore the police must not be

Derogatory, forceful or violence

Or vengeful

 

Yes, in Minnesota,

We will defend ourselves.

 

Yes, if Minnesotans get killed

Then Minnesota

Will fight back

 

If need be,

En-masse

We’ll kill our police

Because our police kill us

 

The Twin Cities

Is already destroyed

So if we have to

Protect our People

Then

The Police have no power here

 

Plus, the Twin Cities hates

The murderous police

 

The police are assholes.

Yes, correct.

We all know it.

 

The police had the chance

To do this peacefully

 

Instead, the police have gone all

Wrong about this social unrest

 

The police were supposed to

Have a peaceful presence

Not Force!

 

Yes the police are

Supposed to allow

For Peaceful

Sit-ins

 

We will not stand by and

Watch as the police fire

Teargas

And

Rubber bullets

Upon our People

 

This isn’t Palestine

 

If we need to burn Minnesota

Down to the ground then we will

And I personally will get in there

And help burn it down myself

Even though I don’t

How to start a bonfire

Without much effort

 

We’re laypeople

We don’t know how to fight

 

We’re laypeople

We don’t know how to do violence

 

We’re laypeople

We don’t know how to start fires.

 

My goodness, I don’t even know

How to start a proper bonfire

 

Why violence?

Never violence

 

Simply, peaceful sit-ins

Because the police are

Targeting women of color and

Pepper spraying women.

NO!

 

We don’t care

What the police think of us

Because the police

Seem to think we’re idiots

 

Only the rich and

The police get away with murder

While the rest of us watch

Brown and Black people

Get murdered by

The police or white people

 

If we need to burn down

The motherfucking country

Then we will.

 

Stand down

Stupid fucking

Minneapolis/St. Paul, MN

Police because

At this point

We, the People

Have nearly no mercy

 

Peaceful demonstrators

Are our young, youth and mature adults

In their 60’s, 70’s

 

Please, don’t harm our babies

 

Please, don’t harm our local babies

 

Please, don’t hurt our babies

 

Tonight, if we must then we’ll break curfew and

We’ll peacefully demonstrate

 

Minnesota, there’s no curfew.

Even during Marshall Law

One has the right to do

Quiet sit-ins.

 

Although, not highly recommended

Unless,

 

Let’s go!

 

“You kill us,

We’ll fight back.”

(A graffiti quote)

 

          Yours Truly;

 

          Gabriel

 

Saturday, May 30, 2020

 

 “.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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          Happy Saturday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

          (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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World, I’m present.

Here

 

Healthier than ever before in my life

 

~~~

500

National Guard

 

Hi, good evening.

 

Please, don’t harm

Our Citizens and Civilians

 

No, Peaceful Local Demonstrators

Aren’t militia groups

 

No, Locals aren’t rioting or looting

 

Please, understand

Locals sweep up the debris

As quickly as we can

 

Please, know

It’s not Twin Cities’

Civilians and Citizens

Looting or rioting.

No.

 

Peaceful Demonstrators and

Citizens and Civilians have been called

To go home by 8:00pm curfew

 

Please, comply or not.

 

No, we don’t

Personally peacefully demonstrate

 

Yes, we grocery shopped today.

Thanks!

 

Kowalski’s, Thanks!

Alde, Thanks!

 

National Guard, What May Come,

Please, don’t harm our local people

 

National Guard,

Today the only video for which

Brought me to tears

Was of New York City, NY

Of

News coverage

Of

A white man

Who forcibly threw down

Against the pavement

A petite young woman

Then she hit the back of her head

On the sidewalk

I almost vomited everywhere.

 

Hypothetically,

If there had been a group of women around

Then we would’ve taken off

Our high heels shoes and

Once taken turns

To hit the violent man

He would’ve had nothing to say

 

Seriously, what a fascist violent freak

Who is that man and arrest him

Also fire him from his job.

I couldn’t believe what my eyes saw.

I couldn’t.

 

National Guard,

You must caution

On the side of The People

Because here in MN

The Police Murder

Our Citizens and Civilians

 

National Guard,

No matter what garbage

Donald Trump spews,

Our Local and Peaceful

Citizens and Civilians

Come

First

 

No, I don’t like violence

As any other family

 

Yes, we abide by

The 8:00pm Curfew

 

~~~

Obviously,

R.I.P.

George Floyd

 

Oh, our Twin Cities, MN

Community will definitely

Miss the presence of

Mr. George Floyd

 

No, I didn’t know

George Floyd

 

Entire Families are ruined

Due to police murders

 

The People have got this.

 

No, I don’t believe in

Any killing of any police

 

No, no more cruel graffiti

 

Look; the greatest volunteer organizers

And greatest peaceful demonstrators

Are the men, women and children

Who by day hours,

Cleaning up

The streets of Minneapolis/St. Paul

 With

Their

Brooms

We love you.

 

Thursday was the most delightful

Sight of local peaceful

Citizens and Civilians with brooms

 

Well, what is there to say about George Floyd?

 

There’s nothing more to be said.

 

Really, I mean,

Another name

 

Personally, I’m tired of adding

Names to this blog

 

Personally, I’m tired of adding

The names of

Murdered

Black men and

Black women and

Black children

 

What more is there to be said?

 

Need I say more?

No.

 

~~~

Exactly

 

          Yours Truly;

 

          Gabriel

 

Friday, May 29, 2020

 

 “.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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          Bernie Sanders all the way!

          (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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~~~

World, I’m present.

Here

 

Healthier than ever before in my life

 

~~~

500

National Guard

 

Hi, Good morning.

 

Please, be ever so gentle with our

Incredible citizens and civilians

 

Here, on the ground

The Twin Cities

Has dealt with a lot

Of racism

And police murders

 

Please, be ever so careful with

The health and bodies of

Our babies, our adult rioters

And adult looters

 

Please, forgive them.

 

Now, the insurance companies

Will cover the loss

 

National Guard, please

Don’t worry about property damage.

 

Please, be concerned not to get anybody killed.

 

On our streets,

We have peaceful demonstrators

With looters and rioters,

However, distinctions must be made.

 

~~~

Dating Rules 101:

 

Any female doesn’t pursue any man

Or automatically this takes her out of

The running for marriage

Since she comes across as a

“Gold digger” and a co-dependent childish fool

 

According to Muslim cultures

Yes, women are worth more than men

 

Yes, the man chooses the woman

Then she decides

If he is a good enough man or not

To be trust worthy of her

Respect, love and trust

 

Yes, the man

Usually is truly in love

With the love of his life;

Unless he disrespects

And continues

With 192 online

Subscribers over

Live sex-chat with couples

Within a five-mile radius

Of the neighborhood

Through

Online

Sex-chat rooms

In which in the nude

And on camera

And in real time

One gets

To see couples masturbate

To one’s husband’s

Masturbation session while he

Exposes himself

Naked to the neighborhood

Hahaha.

Kind of funny

Except when it’s happening to you

LOL

 

Two years ago;

As a monogamous couple

We agreed

We don’t personally socialize with

St. Thomas strippers/drug dealers

With the specific following

Cell digits:

“For a Good Time,

Call MaryJ”

(612) 558-321_

 

Yes, online

Live sex-chat rooms

Is cheating

Yes.

We’ve covered this for two years.

Yawn.

 

Two years ago;

As a monogamous couple

We agreed

We don’t personally socialize with

Central High School

Sexually abused

Alcoholic teenagers

With the specific following

Cell digits:

“For a Good Time,

Call May”

(812) 462-720_

 

What the hell is a 17 year-old desperate

And horny alcoholic teenage child doing

Trying to text a 55 year-old married man?

 

Sex

Obviously

 

~~~

Look:

Ladies, you’re not in competition

With me

No, I’m not a “mean girl.”

 

Look; I volunteer run the estate and companies

Thus I’m the “housewife”

 

Personally, I’ll call anybody “fat” to their face.

 

However, I won’t allow for

My alcoholic husband

Who can barely walk

Straight most nights

To be seduced by

Mya, a 17 year old

Alcoholic sexually-abused

Horny teenager

Who pathetically

Throws herself

At a 55 year old married man

Who has yet to prove his

Playing skills on the drum,

As well as his

Truthfulness, respect and sincerity

To me.

 

Look, Ladies, I was personally invited here.

No, I’m not “The” competition.

Yes, I arrived.

Yes, I’ve been here for two years.

 

Well, look;

“The cat’s out of the bag”

 

1. When my husband gets drunk

Then he likes to torture me

With all of the possibilities

Of women he

Directly tells me by name

He will fuck.

Then he sobers up and

Is completely disgusted by his choices

 

2. Yes, I’ve become happy.

 

3. Autonomy.

 

4. Oh, my dearest ladies,

There’s so many of you.

 

From Aldi’s

To the offices’ neighbors

To tenants

To neighbors

To parks women

To beaches women

To freak women,

To bar drunk women

To prostitute women and

Drug dealer women and stripper women

 

So many of you

And only one of me

 

5. Ladies, you’re all in competition

With each other

Because I won this spot

Fair and square

 

If you’re mean to me

Then he notices

Without me saying anything

 

Yes, I’ve gone silent.

Yes, I got tired of being called derogatory names.

Yes, I got tired of all of the swearing, screaming and yelling

Thus I’ve gone quiet

 

6. Ladies, don’t put

So much focus on hating me

Because he actually loves me

However, pathological liars

Always lie and

Alcoholics always tell the

Honest to God brutal truth and

Strippers and prostitutes

Are in the business of seduction

As well as

Horny alcoholic teenage children

Are also in the business of seduction

 

Oh, ladies, don’t feel bad for me.

I was summoned and

Asked to be here and

Run the estates and empires.

 

Ladies, I haven’t ever cheated.

 

Ladies, whenever he

French kisses outside of the relationship

Then I end up with herpes of the lips.

 

Yes, ladies, I live with a low immune system

So whenever his robust immune system

Picks up an STD then

Immediately I show symptoms

Because I live with throat tumors

 

Yes, you all now can look forward to

The Herpes Simplex 1 of the facial lips

Yep.

My husband

Gave me Herpes of the facial lips

So now all other women

Will also have herpes of the lips

 

You’re welcome.

I know, I know.

I hate it.

I deal with it.

No biggie.

 

Yep.

Whenever men cheat

Then they bring home their diseases.

Yep.

 

Ladies, I don’t know why you

Pathetically throw yourselves

At my husband because

He will single-out

Exactly who

He wants to fuck

And

To your face

Tell you

 

Otherwise

Get in line

Because he flirts with everyone

Across the city

And nightly when he gets drunk

He reminds me of a list of

At least 50 women

He’s going to fuck.

 

For two years

I’ve been reminded

On a weekly basis.

Not okay.

 

Personally, I end up a happily married wealthy housewife.

 

You’re not special.

None of us are.

 

Cheers.

Let’s get happy.

 

Yes, I’m working on being dainty.

 

~~~

Mya must not contact

Our family

 

Mya must get ready

To graduate high school

 

Please, get horny teenager child alcoholic

Mya a hobby, an age appropriate boyfriend

To go to the Prom with

 

And please for the love of God

Somebody love Mya

For more than her quick

Smile and over-sexualized demeanor

And constant need to be seductive

And noticed

And suck all of the air out of the room

 

Furthermore, Mya requires more discipline

Mya may not ask my husband

How serious our relationship is

 

Mya must not contact my husband

Because frankly Mya

From Central High School is

A child and must not have anything to do

With a grandfather figure

Unless Mya is a gold-digger

 

We’re mature adults.

We don’t like

Pathetic Little girls throwing themselves

Unto married men

No.

 

We get it:

Mary and Mya,

You want to fuck my husband.

Not okay.

Go away.

Thanks.

 

Hi, Minnesota.

 

          Yours Truly;

 

          Gabriel

 

Thursday, May 28, 2020

 

 “.”

 

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          Hi. Hello.

 

          Happy Thursday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

          (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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~~~

World, I’m present

 

Stop the looting and riots

Thanks

 

Peace to the Police

 

Yes, today I peacefully waved at

Every single police car

While we biked the length of

Lake Street

 

No, I haven’t ever protested.

No, I haven’t ever demonstrated.

 

~~~

No Looting

No Riots

Thanks

 

 

Domestic Lifestyle

As Responsible Mature Adults

 

Adults are only seduced while drunk

Or intoxicated

Or under the influence of drugs

 

We still need to grocery shop.

Thanks

 

We bike.

We skateboard.

We walk.

We garden.

We paint.

We cook.

We clean.

We do chores.

We run errands.

We run an empire.

We break bread together.

We are loyal to each other.

We love.

Each day we make love.

Finally we respect each other.

We play together.

 

For seven straight days,

The fighting has now stopped.

Completely we have had the best

Seven days of our life

We made Costa Rican peace.

 

As a couple, we are one

 

~~~

“We’re Still Here”

 

Yes, Heterosexual Monogamous Exclusive

 

Seven straight days of bliss

No fights of any type

 

Yes

My dream came true.

Yes, “The Taming of the Shrew”

Is my favorite

William Shakespeare

Play with

Elizabeth Taylor

Which

My boyfriend/husband

Who calls me his “Wife”

Tells me I have the eyes of

Elizabeth Taylor.

Thanks.

Wow!

What a tremendous compliment.

And the face of a cratered moon.

HA!

I love it!

 

~~~

COVID-19 is factually a deadly virus

Yes, wear face masks

Thanks!

 

Yes, “The Spanish Flu II”

Yep.

 

~~~

Peaceful Demonstration

Vs.

Looting and riots

 

“The Los Angeles Riots II”

 

We’ll rebuild.

We will.

 

Twin Cities, MN

Hey, we’re right here.

 

We’re not going anywhere.

 

We finally committed

To respect each other

In our marriage/relationship.

 

Yes, we live under the same roof

And in the same bed.

Yes.

 

Seriously, it’s been the best

And most quiet/peaceful/respectful

Seven days of our romantic relationship.

Whew!

I love it!

We made the peace.

 

We actually love and like each other.

Yes!

Peacefully, I won!

Costa Rican style.

 

Yes, I’m an intellectual artist.

 

Yes, we’re 43 and 55.

 

No, we don’t make friends with

Alcoholic teenage children

 

~~~

Peaceful Demonstrations

 

Yes, I love the peaceful

“Occupy Wall Street Movement”

Of silently and organically

Walking in droves of

Peaceful and quiet

Citizens and Civilians

 

Peaceful demonstrators

Simply organically walk and

Occupy real estate to

Peacefully stop traffic.

Yes!

 

Oh, if I didn’t have throat tumors

Then possibly I would

Consider to participate in

Peaceful American demonstrations

 

Cheers.

 

~~~

Peace.

Please, don’t loot

Or Destroy

Our Twin Cities, MN

 

Yes, at 2:00pm,

We personally

Biked the entire

Length of Lake Street

 

Yes, we visited “The 3rd Precinct”

Police Department

We saw.

Peaceful demonstrators were peaceful

 

Yes, the entire length

Of Lake Street, MN

Is destroyed.

Correct.

 

How do we know?

We were on the ground and

Witnessed and saw

For ourselves

 

We biked.

We know.

 

~~~

Yes, please seize destroying

Our gorgeous

Twin cities, MN

 

Thanks!

 

~~~

Watch out for bicyclists

 

~~~

No, I don’t ever call

Anybody

“Cunts,” “sluts” or “whores”

No.

 

Such derogatory language is

Male Chauvinistic male language

 

No, I don’t personally

Speak in such any derogatory manner

About women or men or children

Since I took

Women Liberation Courses

 

Yes, I’m a feminist,

Who dates and is married to

A male Chauvinist.

Yes, correct.

 

Finally, We famously get along.

 

~~~

Yes, We’re Still Here

 

~~~

Yes, we’re

Heterosexual Monogamous Exclusive

 

Yes, when alcoholics

Get drunk then alcoholics

Get mean and say cruel words

When alcoholics sober up

Then alcoholics get embarrassed

And absolutely don’t really

Have any infatuations, obsessions or

Crushes simply

One gets appalled

Whenever anybody

Has taken the liberty

To touch any alcoholics’ genitalia

Without consent

 

 

          Yours Truly;

 

          Gabriel

 

Saturday, May 16, 2020

 

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          Hi. Hello.

 

          Happy Saturday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

          (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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A

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~~~

Present

I’m right here

World, I’m present

 

~~~

Back away!

 

My bully is mine.

 

Nobody beats up

My

Bully

Except

Me

In

Self-defense

 

Yep.

 

~~~

 

How does one

Defend against one’s bully?

 

My dad and

All of my

Male friends

Inform me I’m

The Only One

Allowed

To Self Defend

Against

My

Bully,

By Informing,

My Bully, I’ve been

Granted

Permission

To Kick

My

Bully

In The

Testicles

Then

Run.

 

Yep.

Okay.

 

Except, I explained

To

My

Bully

I haven’t ever before

Kicked anyone

In the Testicles,

So I wouldn’t

Know how to.

 

Next Stop, Kickboxing.

 

My dad says I have the right

To self defense

As best as I see fit.

However, for any woman

To take on any man

Is a complete joke

Yep.

 

Unless...

A kick to the testicles

 

Even American women

Have told me

To throw

A kick

To the testicles

And

Run.

 

Okay.

I will.

 

My

Bully

Isn’t generally

A

Bully.

 

In general

My

Bully

Is

A charmer

To strangers

And

Cruel

To

Me.

Yep.

 

 

~~~

R-Rated

~~~

Nobody harms

My

Abuser

Because I’m actually

In love with my abuser

He’s got that going for him.

 

For as long as I am here

Then no harm shall pass.

 

After I’m discarded

Then we’ll

Teach the financial lesson

Of a lifetime

Because

Right now

My abuser

Is Watching

The Stock Market

Dwindle all of his money

While I have gone for

Nearly two years

Without pay

For 40 to 80/hour

Workweeks

And I watch myself

Get poorer

While my sadist

Justifies having me work

40 to 80/hour workweeks

Without Payroll

 

My dad knows all about

My endurance with

Intimate Partner Abuse.

 

We’ve got this.

 

My dad and I got this.

~~~

 

 

~~~

~~~

~~~

 

The

“Bongo Bob”

In

My

Life

Is

My

Bully

I

Literally

Self-defend

 

What a Mind Fuck

 

People don’t beat themselves up

 

Purchasing alcohol

For minors

Is Illegal.

 

Anytime

Literal

St. Thomas

College

Prostitutes

Named

Mary

Like

Any

Other

Augsburg

College

Prostitute

Named

Taylor

(Not a family friend)

Texts

My Spouse

With pictures

Then

For sure,

Within the same week,

I tend to receive

Any type of

Hair pulling,

Or dragged by the hair,

Or punched in the breasts,

Or kneed in ribs

Or slapped on the ears

Or a literal kick to the kidneys

Because

I’m

Not

Any

Type

Of

Literal

Augsburg

College

Prostitute

Or

Drug dealer

Named

Mary

Who

Hangs

Out

At

The Monument

Or

Any

Prostitute

Named

Taylor

Who

Hangs

Out

At

Palmer’s Bar.

Nope.

 

No, I’m not a literal prostitute

Paying my way through

Augsburg

College.

Nope.

Hahaha.

 

Graciously, I endure

The kicks, punches and slaps

To the best of my ability

Which is I raise hell and yell.

 

Anytime, I get punched

In the breast

Then the entire

Neighborhood

Knows I’ve

Literally been kicked or

Sucker punched

 Because

An injustice here

Is an injustice every where

 

Nobody harms my abuser

Because I’m actually

In love with my abuser

What a consolation prize.

I love him

Even though he doesn’t respect me.

 

My dad knows all about

My endurance with

Intimate Partner Abuse.

 

We’ve got this.

My dad and I got this.

 

~~~

Intimate Partner Abuse

 

          Personally, I don’t like to write about literal physical domestic violence abuse or Intimate Partner Abuse because literal physical violence is an extremely private matter, however.

 

          Alcoholism is common and alcoholics are the easiest people to manipulate while under a state of intoxication because alcoholics like their egos inflated.

 

          Alcoholics simply want toadies around to do their bidding.

 

          Alcoholics like none-alcoholic enablers to serve hand-and-foot to alcoholics and work for alcoholics and clean up the alcoholic all the while sabotaging the relationship in relation to the enable or co-dependent by threatening to always end the relationship as a manipulative tactic or to traumatize their spouse by constantly locking a spouse out of a building all the while eroding away at trust through pathological lies, deceit and physical assault and constant accusations of cheating when there’s no evidence of any such type of malarkey only because the alcoholic abuser’s only quasi relationships are in relation to drug dealers, alcoholic teenagers, bar drunks and college prostitutes who don’t actually pay their way through college, prostitutes lay their way through college therefore any prostitutes’ degree is nil in the same token and manner in which Maya Angelou was a prostitute therefore her writings don’t count for anything.

 

          To be a public writer then one must uphold to serious broadcast standards.

 

          Alcoholics don’t ever like, want or can discuss alcoholism or Intimate Partner Abuse.

 

          Alcoholics tend to go into waking rages of “black outs” and either as an excuse or as an excuse the raging alcoholic pretends not to remember kicking their spouse or the alcoholic lies and says the spouse kicked the alcoholic abuser except video evidence is King.

 

          Alcoholics constantly lie about prostitutes and underage drinking.

 

          Alcoholics constantly lie.

 

          Alcoholics are pathological liars.

 

          Alcoholics know very well what they do, however.

 

          Alcoholism is a great way to excuse physical violence.

 

          How does anybody know I’m not lying about getting beat up?

 

          Well, the X-rays prove it. Hahaha. Funny.

          Not really, however.

          Yeah, real funny.

 

          The X-rays prove broken bones and broken teeth. Bummer.

 

          Actually, broken teeth aren’t a big deal.

          Broken teeth don’t hurt.

          Chipped teeth hurt a lot.

          Cracked teeth hurt even worse.

 

          Why are broken wrists so common in literal physical domestic violence abuse?

 

          Intimate Partner Abuse is ever so prevalent and common in America and around the globe therefore punching, kicking, slapping, chocking, throwing and hair pulling doesn’t seem to be any big deal to anyone except when such physical assault happens once a week then one slowly watches one’s body deteriorate and one watches oneself slowly get murdered even if this type of abuse doesn’t or hardly ever effects the psychopath or the sadist or same thing or the alcoholic abuser isn’t ever effected actually the abuser lies and says they’re the victim which is the most weird phenomenon to watch unfold and repeatedly occur as a repetitious pattern of abuse.

 

          In the 1990’s and 2000’s feminist liberation courses taught students about how people don’t cause their own rapes, people don’t cause their own beatings and people don’t bring about their own demise because the human condition is wired to survive and live through catastrophic famines, plagues, viruses and natural destructions.

 

          As a public writer and a modern contemporary feminist woman of color, I, uphold to my ethical duties and moral obligations and force myself to publically write down correct sequence of events as they occur for the benefit of the women who will follow after me and hopefully we, as a society, may save the lives of women everywhere especially Indigenous women and Native American women since these are the two main demographics who get murdered in Intimate Partner Abuse.

 

          Personally, I don’t like to ever point out I live with throat cancer much less neither do I like to have to spell out I have dealt with physical violence abuse, verbal abuse, psychological abuse, financial abuse and emotional abuse. Sigh.

 

          Whew.

 

          Yes, I’m a survivor of Intimate Partner abuse. I did it!

 

          Yes, I’m a survivor of literal physical violence assault abuse.

 

          Yes, I’m a cancer survivor! I’m doing it!

 

          Yes, I live with throat cancer.

 

          No, I’m not dying from cancer. I’m living with the darn disease.

 

          Yes, any mishaps or minor injuries or bites for which I have incurred upon my bully then I have done so in literal self-defense while being thrown down a stairwell or slapped in the right ear because violence is so scary and by the time anyone’s literally punched my ankles eight times then my ankles are a literal punching bag then my ankles swell and walking/skateboarding becomes a painful task to endure as breathing difficult to endure after any sustained kicks above the left kidney and below the ribcage then the entire vertebrae goes out of alignment and the lumber has spasms.

 

          Truly, this is physical violence described by nearly a master writer. I mean, what do I have to lose? A lot.

 

          My brains is what I have to lose since I’m a writer and I’m in the business of letters then I have to keep my brain sharp and my wits intact as well as keep a strong intuition and strong sense of self and confident in what I write and say since I actually know what I’m talking about because I was extremely well brought up, well read and well educated and well experienced in computer arts and film arts and writing and mathematics as a broadcast engineer and all around unpaid tycoon.

 

          Writers, we don’t take any beatings lying down.

          No, Sir!

          We sure don’t.

 

          Although by the time any abuser punches anybody’s ankles eight times them this means the woman’s already down looking up and/or on the floor or on a couch fighting back with as many air-kicks as possible like doing “bicycle” ballet exercises on a Yoga mat.

 

~~~

No, I’m not a bully.

 

No, I don’t derive satisfaction

From someone else’s pain

 

Seriously, in self-defense, I’ve

Been quite lucky

To have my

Ancient Maya Ancestors

Watching over me

And guiding me

In natural

Self-defense

 

No, I don’t even kill spiders.

No, I don’t ever kill ants.

No, I haven’t ever

Kicked, slapped or punched

Any pet dog

 

No, I haven’t ever harmed

Children or Animals.

 

No, I don’t self harm.

 

Yes, I’m quite a lovely

43-year old public writer

And women of color

Walking around with

A fractured left wrist

Without a cast

Because I’m

Not able

To afford a cast

For my broken wrist

Since I volunteer work

Graphic design for free

Without health benefits

As a slave workforce

To Minnesota multi-millionaires

 

My Ancient Maya Ancestors

And the Episcopalian God

And Yahweh

Watch over me

Because each time

My Abuser

Abuses me and I self-defend

Then by mistake

My Abuser ends up hurt

Like this morning…

 

          Yes, I did kick the door open, however.

 

          Truly, it was a mistake.

 

          Seriously, I thought the door was latched and then I went to kick the door open and the metal door swung open hard and immediately I was sorry for my brutish and insignificant ignoramus mistake.

 

          Yes, I apologized because I know exactly what the experience of physical brutalization is therefore I know better than to delight from any form of violence abuse because I know very well what it’s like to get up the next morning and walk like a Zombie from muscle spasms and to slowly make coffee like one’s 115 years old and to barely be able to take-in a good breath of air because right underneath the ribcage in which my bones were kicked-in and even though the kick hit fatty tissue the ribcage is got kicked-in and the vertebrae misaligned therefore the vertebrae spasms for about 24 hours later after the initial kick to the upper left kidney and below the rib.

 

          Only a bully knows right where to kick the victimized.

 

          If one were to get kicked right on bone then one gets more severe bruising yet one’s able better to content with a direct impact straight to bone than to soft fatty tissue because soft fatty tissue doesn’t bruise as deeply, however.

 

          When soft fatty tissue is kicked then the bruising is minimal yet the organs around the area are more greatly affected than when kicked to direct bone.

 

          Yes, the problem with Intimate Partner Abuse is the very fact one’s watching oneself be slowly murdered while people around the couple mock the victimized, ridicule the victimized, disbelieve the victimized and dismiss the claims of getting kicked or dismiss the claims of getting slapped or dismiss the claims of getting punched or dismiss the claims of getting slapped some more.

 

          Seriously, the reason why I haven’t left is because I don’t have any financial means to leave and even if I did I truly fell in love with my dream boat of a spouse alcoholic abuser so now what? Where does that leave me? Here and nowhere.

 

          Personally, I don’t like to be away from my spouse unless he knows exactly where I am otherwise I might be able to skip a weekly beating.

 

          My spouse is a pathological liar and only within the last five years has he begun to sneak off to hang out with alcoholic teenage children to purchase alcohol for the alcoholic teenagers then returns home to talk about all of the alcoholic teenagers my spouse would like to fuck which are many alcoholic teenagers he would like to bed and many alcoholic teenagers who tend to manipulate and use my spouse while he’s drunk and quite intoxicated by inflating his ego then he goes to purchase alcohol for the drunk teenage children and allows for alcoholic teenage children’s crushes, infatuations and obsessions only because he’s quite abusive and doesn’t know how to deal with his emotions of rage, disappointment, motherly emotional neglect, old age and certain natural dysfunctions for which begin to take hold on the body as fifty-five years of age sets in and one begins to deteriorate much quicker than earlier decades especially whenever daily alcoholism is introduced in large consumptions to daily lifestyle and living.

 

          My spouse is one irresponsible person who is so needy as to require the infatuations, obsessions and crushes of alcoholic teenage children.

 

          Yes! I feel bad for all of them because they all got into an abusive, using and manipulative situation with my spouse which as of recently within the last five years begun to be a habit of my spouse to hang out amongst alcoholic teenage children which is the saddest thing one will ever see a old middle-aged man do.

 

          Yes, my spouse is an emotional philanderer because he’s an alcoholic.

 

          When my spouse is sober then he swears up and down the street against getting drunk and he thinks the alcoholic teenagers are assholes and ugly over-sexualized horny cunt, sluts and whore, however.

 

          Each night my spouse gets drunk and immediately seeks the attention and company of prostitute drug dealers and 25 year old raped drunks and alcoholic horny teenage children who tell my spouse they want to fuck him.

 

          Gross.

 

          Yes, my heart goes out to all of them because each time we encounter one of any of these demographics then I go home and either get my hair pulled hard or I get dragged by the hair the length of an entire building or I get punched or kicked like a dog.

 

          Every time, I meet and speak my mind to any one of my spouse’s alcoholic teenage children public quasi acquaintances then that same night I get beaten.

 

          For every drunk teenager or prostitute drug dealer I meet I remind them that each isn’t special and everywhere I go then my husband cares just as much about them as the next person to use to inflate his ego then I get beaten. Hahaha. Seriously, I don’t hold back my tongue. Why? I get beat up whether I speak or not. So I might as well put in my two cents before I get a kick to the ribs and kidneys and major internal organs.

 

          Hahaha.

          Ah, sigh.

 

          Yours Truly;

 

          Gabriel

 

Sunday, May 3rd, 2020

 

 “.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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          Hi. Hello.

 

          Happy Sunday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

          (Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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This is

A

Literary Exposé

 

~~~

Present

I’m right here

World, I’m present

 

~~~

Back away!

 

My bully is mine.

 

~~~

PART I:

 

How does one

Defend against one’s bully?

 

My dad and

All of my

Male friends

Inform me I’m

The Only One

Allowed

To Self Defend

Against

My

Bully,

By Informing,

My Bully, I’ve been

Granted

Permission

To Kick

My

Bully

In The

Testicles

Then

Run.

 

Yep.

Okay.

 

Except, I explained

To

My

Bully

I haven’t ever before

Kicked anyone

In the Testicles,

So I wouldn’t

Know how to.

 

Next Stop, Kickboxing.

 

My dad says I have the right

To self defense

As best as I see fit.

However, for any woman

To take on any man

Is a complete joke

Yep.

 

Unless...

A kick to the testicles

Even American women

Have told me

To throw

A kick

To the testicles

And

Run.

 

Okay.

I will.

 

My

Bully

Isn’t generally

A

Bully.

 

In general

My

Bully

Is

A charmer

To strangers

And

Cruel

To

Me.

Yep.

 

~~~

PART II:

 

My bully’s mine.

 

Nobody

Touches

Or

Hurts

Or

Injures

My

Bully

Because

My

Bully

Isn’t

Mentally Ill

Rather

My

Bully

Has

A

Personality Disorder

With alcohol drinking

So quite easily to

Seduce

Yet, tends to wake up in time

Not to Cheat.

Hooray.

Must not take advantage of

Alcoholics because

Alcoholics are considered

Temporarily mentally ill.

Yep.

 

Psychologists and my dad

And male friends

Have explained to me

It isn’t me.

 

Psychologists do inform me;

I’m not anything special

My

Bully

Will also verbally abuse,

Manipulate,

Gaslight,

And

Pathologically lie to

Their next victim

Fair enough.

 

Simply, right now

I’m keeping some other victim

From getting bullied.

 

Fair enough.

 

I willingly,

Undertake this task

And responsibility

For as long as I’m able to

Or get cheated on.

 

Yep.

 

Psychologists have told me

To expect cheating

Then go no contact

Because all Narcissists cheat.

I’ve been informed

Not to be delusional

About the

Personality Disorder

 

~~~

PART III:

SECTION I:

 

REMOTE GRAPHIC DESIGN:

 

Back away!

 

My bully is mine.

 

Everybody else hands off

My

Bully

 

Mind your own business

Because I’m always sober

While the neighbors laugh,

I’m starting to laugh, too,

Because I don’t hang out

Amongst drunk teenage children

Since my world

Is a mature adult world

 

In real life

On

Tuesday, April 28th, 2020

My Graphic Design Skill

Got a periodical off to print and press

 

Remote Graphic Design department

Yes, I’m the boss

Because no one’s helping me out

Therefore I figure it out

 

I did it!

I alone,

Single handedly

Saved and

Professionally conducted

And ran and bossed

An entire remote

Graphic Design Department

 

Even though I was constantly

Told I was “garbage”

And I was texted

And told I didn’t know

What I was doing

Which I didn’t

 

Yet my Photoshop

Excellent proficiency

Carried me through

And I did quite well

 

~~~

SECTION II:

 

Lots of

Remote computer work.

Lots.

Remote work,

 Graphic Design Advertisements

 

Everybody Else Hands Off

My

Bully

 

Mind your own business.

 

Because I’m always sober

While the neighbors laugh,

I’m starting to laugh, too,

Because I don’t hang out

Amongst drunk teenage children

Since my world

Is a mature adult world

 

Therefore I don’t have to

Always have the same discussion,

Conversation and argument

About hanging out amongst

Drunk infatuated horny teenage children

Or horny people in their

Twenties or horny people

In their thirties

Who haven’t ever or yet

Proven to

Have contributed anything

Of worthwhile

To

The world

As we already have

By Middle-age

 

As early as 19, I went down in history

For choreographic a modern ballet

Debuted at the Walker Arts Center

 

At this point, I have more than

Worthwhile contributed to the world

Something to talk about

And to be listened

About how I handle

My industry

In an era

Of remote

Computer graphics

And film work

 

~~~

SECTION III:

 

Yet, once again I’ve

Been thrown back into the

Business of film producing

As a 50%/50%

Business partner

Because I know what

I’m talking about

 

Certainly, I’m a classy woman

Even when daily I put

My

Bully

In

Their

Place

Because

I’m no Longer

14

And I don’t do well

With emotional, psychological or verbal

Incessant

 

I make awesome choices and decisions

As a well developed and mature adult woman

 

Right now, I’m in excellent health

While building a film studio

And remotely

Running an entire

Graphic Design Department

For which this week I alone

Did a graphic layout

Periodical for publication

Even though the boss

Undermined each step of my process

To get the periodical

Off to the printers

And ready for publication

 

~~~

SECTION IV:

 

Miscommunication with a Bully

Is often and frequent

 

Others’ Insecurities

And Perpetual

Self-Induced

Chaos,

Turmoil

And

Melodramatic

Screaming,

Swearing

And

Yelling

Bad

Theatrics

 

Miscommunication

Is

Incredible

To

Watch

Unprofessional

Verbally abusive

Measures unfold

 

To Pressure any

Remote Graphic Designer Boss

To meet an immediate deadline

And a Final Draft

On the Bosses’ desk

One day before

The deadline is due

All the while

Swearing, screaming and yelling

Like in Newsrooms

 

One doesn’t do anything

Except cry

Because the

Enraged individual doesn’t

Know better

To do better

To communicate better with words

 

Rather than personal insults,

Belittling, undermining, patronizing,

Condescending,

Whispered epithets

And name-calling

Of continual one-to-three hours

Per day of being texted

Cunt, slut, whore

Sets my nerves on edge

And either I yell

Or I swear back

After three stupid hours

All the while

Doing

The Boss

A huge favor

He doesn’t know

How to do for himself

 

By the time I get

On the Horn (cell)

And I start

Screaming and crying

To please

Stop calling me

A cut, slut and whore

 

I don’t grovel.

Please, make the peace.

 

Please, don’t bring up past grievances

While I make The Boss Money

While I graphic design layout

An entire periodical for publication

And make a corporation

Sufficient money to

Donate to veterans

Which

Is

My greatest and closest

Cause to my heart

Always has been,

Always will be

 

~~~

SECTION V:

 

My

Bully

Is

A Narcissist

Emotional sadists

 

Narcissists are often

Into melodrama and bad theatrics.

 

Narcissist alcoholics are what they are.

 

Emotionally and verbally

Mean and cruel

Inclined towards

Bad theatrics

Towards

Public humiliation

To verbally insult

Or threaten to

Leave their spouse

At public places

Along with

Sexual deviance and perversions,

Constant pathological lying and

Manipulation to gaslight

Their monogamous

Heterosexual

Exclusive

Spouse

While

Continual

Belittling,

Name-calling,

Insults,

Threats to cheat,

Threats to end the relationship

Which psychologists

Have explained to me

Which sober or otherwise

An emotional sadist

Has to work hard

At not criticizing and gossiping

About their spouses

While constantly

Looking for their

Next victim

Because emotional sadists

Are toxic humans

Who are constantly

Miserable

Therefore

They will always criticize, belittle,

Undermine, Hate and hate some more.

 

Oh, well.

 

Same tune, different day.

 

Well, that’s all for now.

Hahaha.

 

What’s so cool about this experience

Is that finally

I learned I’m not low self esteem,

Don’t lack confidence and

I definitely am quite capable

As I have proven for the last

Eight weeks of

“Holding down the fort”

By remote means

To carry an entire

Graphic Design Department

Without pay except

For cigarettes and food

I also

Begun to construct an entire

Film studio for a

Particular company.

 

My budget:

$650,000.00

Locked-in contract

Because my architectural,

Priming, painting and vinyl flooring

Ideas are awesome

To work with a space

Dry as a bone

While foam insulation is

About to be applied

For $7,000.

 

Yes, I’m a silent business partner

Because I’m the sober one

And I’m 4-to-10 steps ahead

Of all of the business owners

Because I have a vision

And I can simultaneously build

A film studio

From scratch and

Remote boss

An entire

Graphic design department

By myself

While screamed at.

 

~~~

SECTION VI:

 

My bully’s mine.

 

Nobody

Touches

Or

Hurts

Or

Injures

My

Bully

Because

My

Bully

Isn’t

Mentally Ill

Rather

My

Bully

Has

A

Personality Disorder

And Is An Alcoholic.

 

Psychologists and my dad

And male friends

Have explained to me

It isn’t me.

 

No, I don’t drink alcohol.

No, I don’t use any drugs.

No, I don’t have a mental illness.

No, I don’t have a personality disorder.

No, I’m not immature.

Yes, I have a literary mouth on me

Thus and therefore I use it against

Any bully

Who dares call any woman

A cunt, slut or whore

Each day for hours

Simply to emotionally

Torture the woman

Until the woman starts

To call the emotional sadist

Cunt, slut and whore

Then the emotional sadist

Takes great offense

And gets easily insulted

And takes everything personally

And lashes out without any warning

Due to low-self esteem and lack of

Self worth.

 

Yes, I mean to be here.

For crying out loud

I’m an adult mature woman

Smart and sexy

Yes, I was invited to be here.

Yes.

 

Yes, I work myself to death

Even when being screamed at

While laying out an entire

North Dakota

Advertisement

Periodical

For publications

As my texts

Screamed and yelled I

Was a cunt, slut and whore

While I wept then finally

At the end of an hour

I pick up the phone

And I start yelling into

The horn at the other

End of the receiver

Because to layout

An entire remote

Periodical ready for publication

Without any help

Or any guidance

Is awesome.

 

One has to have nerves of steel

To layout an entire periodical

While being text-screamed at

And called a cunt, slut and whore.

 

I, alone, got the periodical publication out

For print and press

 

~~~

FOOTNOTE:

 

The secret about

My published periodical publication:

 

One entire advertisement

I reconstructed from

Graphic design text

And visual elements

And the editor

Didn’t notice

Therefore I

Didn’t say a word

Because there was

No original advertisement

So I went ahead and built

The advertisement

From scratch

From graphic elements

 

~~~

FOOTNOTE II:

 

Thank you to

Eighth grade

The Marshall High School

Graphic Computer Arts

For teaching me how to

Layout an electronic

Graphic layout

For periodical

And winning an award

For most correct

And well layout

Of the entire class

Chosen by my peers

 

By the eighth grade I

Was already taught

How to layout

A periodical

And correctly aligned

And scaled to

Template

Publish and circulate

Amongst my classmates

Who voted on best and correct

Graphics periodical layout.

I kept the award.

It’s been the best award I ever won.

It came to reality this week.

All of my eight grade skills came into play

Plus my Bradford College, Bradford MA

September 1996 - May 1998

Final Cut Pro

And

Photoshop

As well

As University of Iowa, Iowa City, IA

(The Rapi-est School)

September 1998 - August 2000

Final Cut Pro

And

Photoshop

For film non-linear editing

And

Classes in

“Graphic Arts”

In the department

Of

Multi-media

 

Yes, after one semester

Of Graduate work

I dropped out.

Graduate school was too expensive

 

Yes, my senior year of college

I did all first year graduate work.

 

Yep, that’s why I can layout

An entire periodical all by myself

Hahaha

 

~~~

~~~

~~~

UPDATE:

 

Ok, not

The “Black Plague II”

Except, I can’t stop thinking

Of Shakespeare and his family

During “The Black Plague”

 

However, I love the sound of

“The Black Plague II”

 

Okay, “The Spanish Flu”

Which I know a lot about

The history of “The Spanish Flu”

We’re still reeling

From the changes and

Aftereffects of

“The Spanish Flu”

In lifestyle and socialization.

Yep.

 

Personally, I think

“Protesting”

In the era of COVID-19

Is foolish.

 

A gradual opening

Of businesses

Is Wisest.

 

Personally, I have found out

The only true way

To keep COVID-19 away

Is anti-bacterial soap.

 

That’s it.

 

Wash hands often.

However, don’t dry-out hands

So one doesn’t

Get cuts to contend with

 

A virus is nothing like cancer.

Thank God.

 

A little bit of

Soap and water

Goes a long way.

 

If you get COVID-19

Then one will know it!

It’s like the “Swine Flu”

Except ten times worse

 

Weekly, grocery shopping.

 

Daily walks at dusk.

 

Or skateboarding at dusk

To make it on time

To see

The sunset

Yet in time

Not to

Skateboard back

In the dark.

 

No night skateboarding

Unless with

Appropriate

And

Proper

Lighting, gear and helmet

 

~~~

~~~

~~~

Cheaters

Narcissists

Abusers

Sexual Deviants

Manipulators

Pathological Liars

Users

Intimate Partner Abuse

 

Sincerely, I hope women

Blow-out men’s eardrums

For all of the quietly spoken

Incensed Narcissistic

Emotionally sadist

Car commentary about

How men want to

Invite prostitutes over

To have sex

Under one’s roof and

In one’s home

In the age

Of COVID-19.

 

WTF!

WTF is right.

 

~~~

Personal Segway I

 

Yes, Einstein is in the house.

August 2017, Los Angeles, CA

Nicknamed me “Einstein”

 

Yes, Shakespeare is in the house.

As early as September 1996 to

 November 1997

Bradford, MA locals

Begun to nickname me

“Shakespeare”

 

Yes, sober Hemmingway is in the house.

As early as August 2017

Uptown, Minneapolis, MN

And

Again October 2018

West Bank, Minneapolis, MN

Begun to nickname me

“Hemmingway”

 

Ok.

 

~~~

Personal Segway II

 

Plus, the entire world

Knows as an Empath

I’m deeply connected

And in love with

Dogs, Cats, Eagles,

Green Sea Tortoises, Parrots

Sloths and Penguins and Hamsters

And Cows, Goats, Roosters, Chickens

Donkeys and Mules

Plus, Alaskan Huskies.

These animals chose me.

I didn’t choose the animals.

 

 

          Yours Truly,

 

          Gabriel

 

Tuesday, April 21, 2020

 

 “.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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          Happy Tuesday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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~~~

The Black Plague II

 

Present

I’m right here

World, I’m present

 

~~~

Cheaters

Narcissists

Abusers

Sexual Deviants

Manipulators

Pathological Liars

Users

Intimate Partner Abuse

 

Sincerely, I hope women

Blow-out men’s eardrums

For all of the quietly spoken

Incensed Narcissistic

Car commentary about

How men want to

Invite prostitutes over

To have sex

Under one’s roof and

In one’s home

In the age

Of COVID-19.

 

WTF!

WTF is right.

 

~~~

Why sexually obsessed

With teenage children

 

Finally, in the car

I lost all control

Of my verbal temper and

Started yelling,

Screaming and swearing

Because I get

Sick of daily hearing

Any man repeatedly

Talk specifically about

Who he wants

To Sleep with

Yet he proclaims

His Love

As

Monogamous

Heterosexual

Exclusive

 

For the first time ever

My spouse tells me

That he wants to bring home

Prostitutes, whores and teenage children

Over to our home and work space

 

Anybody who

Always has to remind

Their spouse

Exactly who the spouse

Will be cheated on with

Then such remarks are either

Extremely insecure

Or already the male spouse

Is begun to

Consider cheating

thus and therefore

One has to prepare

Themselves for the worse

Because no one in

A monogamous relationship

Is constantly on a daily basis

Reminding their spouse

About romantic crushes,

Infatuations

Or obsessions

Because in our

Mature adulthood world

No one day dreams

About how to get close

To teenage children

For the purpose

To fuck teenage children

Nope.

 

So what?

There’s more fish in the sea.

 

So what,

Some men fantasize

About sleeping with teenage children

So long as men don’t ever

Invite over teenage children

Under the guise to film a

Music video

Only for the purpose to

Get adult drunk and high

Reckless without abandonment

Because to get

Drunk and high

Only lasts

About four hours

 

Then back to reality

A teenage child

Is still a teenage child

And an old middle-aged man

Is still an old middle-aged man

 

Personally, I hate to have

Cheating thrown in my face

 

What’s the purpose?

Other than to psychologically torture me

Without taking any responsibility

Like only a coward bully does

 

Men can think

About how much

they want to cheat,

However. Don’t touch.

 

Definitely, don’t bring up

The great need or want or urge

To cheat on one’s spouse

Especially not with teenage children

 

Nobody talks like that.

 

That’s not proper

Car commentary

To throw such

A spoken bomb

On anyone’s lap.

 

Hey, by the way;

Honey, I just want

To cheat on you

while you serve the snacks.

 

Cheeky, yet quite cruel

To mention

Any such subject matter

while driving

 

Therefore while under the

Passive state of driving

Then I verbally lay into any

Cheating Heart

Because all of the psychologists

Have told me

Narcissists Are Cheaters

And that’s why such

Narcissists talk about

Inviting female teenage children

To be creatively titillating

While Drunk and high.

Gross.

 

Men are fucking assholes.

 

Yes, one of my greatest fears

Is to be cheated on.

 

My greatest fear

Is to be cheated on

Because I don’t want to

Contract any venereal disease

 

Yes, officially my first marriage

Was over

April 2016

 

Yes, officially my divorce

Went through

March 2019

 

~~~

A User

 

Yes, I do get thrown off my peaceful

Costa Rican game

 

When cruel car commentary

Repeatedly begins again

Only to profoundly

Deeply hurt me

Then cheating is constantly

Introduced as subject matter

While driving

Only for the purpose

To be Manipulative

And make me suffer

For no other reason

Than a Narcissist

Is an emotional sadist and

Derives a great deal of pleasure

From an Empaths hurt

 

Then one has a certain breaking point

In which I begin to scream words

To any user

Because a user

Is all of the above.

 

A user is someone

Who doesn’t care

If anyone lives or dies

Or if subject matter is painful to hear

Simply because the words are hurtful

 

A user is someone who doesn’t care

About subject matter

as long as the subject matter

Is cruel and incensed and

Shallow and couched

As sweet and cute

Yet filled with malice and mal-intent

To possibly give

Their spouses

 A warning about

Contracting

Venereal diseases

 

Personally, I don’t understand

Why having 192

local neighborhood

live-sex chat

pornography

Couples’ subscribers

Isn’t enough

Still yet anyone’s

Film producing business partner

Wants and specifically asks

For 15 and 16 year old

Female children

To seductively dance

In a film studio

While the adults

Get high and drunk

And

Play instruments

Behind the pretense

To play music

Only as a disguise

To invite

Teenage children over

To seductively dance

For the mediocre musicians

Who are now old men

 

Not on my Watch

As executive film producer

 

Today,

‘I put my foot down’

Because such

Car commentary

For an excuse

Made me

Start to think

Men as pedophiles

Because the liability to

Get contracts

Signed for minors,

Personal release forms signed,

Locations release forms signed,

Music release forms signed,

Contract paperwork signed

For union SAG workers

Adult supervision and security

To film in

 “Studio A”

Host,

Feed,

Water,

Payroll,

And

Make Absolutely certain

No horny teenage children

Touch any adults

And

No horny Middle-aged

Drunk and High Men

Touch any of the horny teenage children.

 

No.

 

Personally, I’m a sexy

42 year old woman

Who would much

Rather work with other

Sexy mature adults

Of my generation

In our forties

Than teenage children

 

Teenagers make me nervous

Because all I can see

Written

All over their forehead

Is

“Liability!”

 

Yes, it’s any women’s prerogative

To scream at the top of one’s lungs

Whenever any Narcissist

Quietly and sneakily and cruelly introduces

The subject matter to want

To get high and drunk

While teenage children

Seductively dance

For the old men’s amusement.

 

Gross.

 

 

Whew!

Breathe

 

          Yours truly;

 

          Gabriel

 

Sunday, April 19, 2020

 

 “.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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          Happy Sunday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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~~~

The Black Plague II

 

Present

I’m right here

World, I’m present

 

For the next 100 years

Boycott all Chinese Imports

 

Six weeks ago,

Specifically I said and wrote

COVID-19 is man-made in a lab.

 

I already told you that.

 

~~~

STOP THE PRESS!

 

Yes, we do need a body count.

 

Yes, Civilians and Citizens may

Protest 6 feet to 8 feet apart

 

Yes, fifty veterans per day

Commit suicide each day

 

Yes, 50 elephants go

Extinct each day

 

~~~

Domestic Violence in America

During COVID-19

 

Intimate Partner Abuse

During COVID-19

 

Yes, I’m quite safe.

Thank you.

 

No one has permission

To ever beat an abuser.

 

No one lays any

Violent hands upon abusers

Except for in

Self-defense

By

The

Victimized

 

Thanks!

 

          Yours Truly;

 

          Gabriel

 

Saturday, April 18, 2020

 

 “.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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          Hi. Hello.

 

          Happy Saturday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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~~~

The Black Plague II

 

Present

I’m right here

World, I’m present

 

For the next 100 years

Boycott all Chinese Imports

 

Six weeks ago,

Specifically I said and wrote

COVID-19 is man-made in a lab.

 

I already told you that.

 

We must bring back our

American manufacturing

To our American shores

 

Our money is faring well

In the stock market

 

No one make any

Sudden movements

No one suddenly panic

Because panic is boring

No one suddenly

Start a stampede

 

Calm, cool and collected

I’m the one living with cancer

I’m not even batting an eyelash

 

Look; I already have one foot

In the grave

I’m going about my business

Dusting, cleaning and organizing

As well as conducting

Remote graphic design

 

~~~

COVID-19

 

Yes, I’m healthier

Than I have ever before been

In my entire life

 

Yes, it’s extremely weird

To be living with cancer

In an age

For which COVID-19

(The Black Plague II)

On average

Kills about

70 Minnesotans per day

 

Yes, I count my blessings

Yes, I wonder if people

With auto-immune diseases

Are for the first time

In their lives

Feeling really great

In the way

In which

I feel healthier

Than ever before

 

Talk about sci-fi

 

Yes, on average I’m still smoking

About 3 to 5 cigarettes per day

Because my endocrinologist,

My dad and

Psychologist friends

Have all informed me

I’ll die quicker

From the stress

Of not smoking cigarettes

Than living with cancer

 

Yes, I’m safely quarantined

In a sub-subterranean bunker

Because I live with cancer

Thus I must be

Extremely quarantined

Therefore I must be alone

In order to save

My cancerous life

At a time

In history

When going to any

Hospital could possibly

Kill me quicker

Than quarantine

 

Look; I’m not lonely at all.

Seriously, who has time to be lonely?

There’s so much work to be done

If there isn’t creative art projects

Then most certainly

There’s always DIY

Property projects

 

This is my dream come true

To be left alone to work on

Projects without people’s interruptions

Or oversexed crazed women

Coming after what’s mine

Or petty competition

Or constant threat of anything

 

This is an INFJ’s Empath dream!

This is the safest

I’ve ever been in my life.

 

If anything I’ve had a lot of

Remote graphic design work

And a lot of cleaning

Of the bunker

Since no one’s been

To the sub-subterranean bunker

Since 1950

 

Look; 1950’s plush and homey bunkers

Is the greatest and safest idea

Minnesotans ever had.

 

If you ever have a little bit of money

Then either build

A subterranean bunker

Or a plush panic room

With a gorgeous pantry

And proper bathroom

 

If you’re going to build

Sub-subterranean passage ways

And sub-subterranean

Living quarters

Then implement an alarm

And camera system

For the ground floor

Then one can see

What’s happening at ground-level

Because once you go

Sub-subterranean

Then it’s as though

The entire world at

Ground level disappears

And one doesn’t ever miss it

 

Yes, I do get out for daily walks

And grocery shop

Seriously, once you

Get to be stationed

Sub-subterranean level

Then you don’t

Even miss sunlight or other people

 

Sub-subterranean living

Doesn’t have any interruptions

Therefore it’s easy

To write novels,

Film scripts

Books of poems

And essays

 

A messy and dusty basement

Is one thing

A sub-subterranean bunker/home

Is quite another thing

 

1950’s Builders knew

Exactly what they were doing

Thank you,

1950’s American builders

Thank you,

For saving this

American’s cancerous life

 

Yep, build a bunker.

 

I get great Wi-Fi reception

From three stories underground

 

Although, I ran my own cables

Because I was a broadcast engineer

(August 2006-Septermber 2007)

Therefore I was able

To even get a

Sub-subterranean bunker

Up and running with Wi-Fi

 

Yes, that’s how cool I am.

Yep.

 

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Domestic Violence in America

During COVID-19

 

Intimate Partner Abuse

During COVID-19

 

Yes, I’m quite safe.

Thank you.

 

No one has permission

To ever beat an abuser.

 

No one lays any

Violent hands on abusers

Except for in

Self-defense

By

The

Victimized

 

Thanks!

 

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Today’s writing exercise

Is about

Intimate Partner Abuse

In General

 

Since personally

I know all about

Intimate Partner Abuse

 

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No, I don’t lie

About anything

Because I don’t have to

The truth is ten times

Scarier than any lie

 

Intimate Partner Abuse

Is about bullying,

intimidation and control

Through physical violence

Or physical assault

 

It’s amazing how white women

Don’t believe

Women of color

Get beaten up

By white men

 

The aftermath of

Intimate Partner Abuse

Is about

White women being

racist, classist and ageist

 

In self defense classes,

I was taught

Women don’t stand a chance

Up against any man

I agree.

 

All one can do is

Kick a man

In the testicles

And run

That’s it.

There’s nothing more to do.

 

Men will always

Be able to administer

One single blow

To murder women

 

It doesn’t take much

To severely injure

Or murder a woman

 

No one believes me anyway

What I went through

In the last year and a half

 

Yes, I stopped

Texting and talking about

Intimate Partner Abuse

Because no one

Believed me anyway

Not even with video evidence

Hahaha

 

Even the female investigators

Flirted with my abuser

 

Therefore I did endure

Weekly beatings

Without any help or empathy

 

I took the jabs and punches

To the breasts, ribs, kidneys and neck

 

I endured the

Kicks to the head, spine and legs

 

Graciously, I took the slaps and chokes

And still no one believed me

 

Everyone believed I was the abuser.

Hahaha.

Funny.

Hilarious.

 

Abusive men

Don’t care or love women

 

Abusive men only like

The high of the endorphin rush

Abusive men only like

Getting away with the abuse

 

Intimate Partner Abuse

Is something

Endured quietly and silently

So as not to upset or make

White people uncomfortable

 

If one tells

White people about

Intimate Partner Abuse then

Family friends are only cruel and mean

About the Intimate Partner Abuse

Making the mockery

That much worse

 

No one believes

What I’ve endured

Except God,

Yahweh and I know

The truth to be

As I have precisely

And accurately describe it

Yep

 

Domestic violence abuse

Is a nightmare

Except the nightmare

Doesn’t ever stop

Until the abuser

Gets old or has to wear diapers

 

As a writer, I’m doing

A public service to our nation

To have the courage to write and teach

About domestic violence abuse

Intimate Partner Abuse

 

No one believes me

Not even after

The X-rays have proven fractures

Still yet family friends

Don’t believe I was abused

Hahaha

LOL

Yep.

Pathetic

 

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Why white women don’t believe

Women is beyond me

Since there’s no reason to lie about

Getting choked, kicked, slapped

And punched and scratched

 

The only women I’ve known to lie

About rape are white women

Because white women

Use the rape-lie as a weapon

 

While women of color

Actually do get raped

By white men

 

Personally, I’ve learned

Men are great liars.

 

Men will go to great lengths

To lie about anything

And so will white women.

 

Personally, I’ve learned

Men are more like white women

 

While women of color are strong

Like men are supposed to be.

 

Personally, I think men envy women.

 

Women don’t ever envy men.

 

Women have a vagina

Between their legs

Therefore women

Won the life lottery

 

Personally, I know

What it’s like

To be dragged by the hair

The length of an entire mansion.

 

Personally, I know

Men are way stronger than women

 

Personally, I know

Men lie about physical assault

 

Personally, I know what it’s like

To have two black eyes

 

Personally, I know what it’s like

To constantly be criticized

As an excuse

To beat up a woman

 

Personally, I know what it’s like

For an abuser

To tell lies and

Make himself the victim

 

Personally, I know what it’s like

To have welts on the scalp

 

Personally, I know what it’s like

To hide bruises as large

As the size of dinner plates

 

Personally, I know what it’s like

To have fractured bones,

Ripped out hair and scratched skin

And broken teeth

 

Personally, I know how to take a punch

Hahaha

Finally, I did it.

 

Next Stop Kickboxing

 

Yes, I’m quite proud

To say

I can silently

Take a punch

Square in the face

And smile afterwards

Because

You’re so stunned

You can’t believe

Someone who professes love

Is and can punch you so hard

You have to endure

Two days of semi-blindness

A mild concussion and

 Afterwards for about four days

Heal two black and blue eyelids

While family friends

Still don’t believe

The victimized gets abused

 

Yet one endures the bruises,

punches and chokes

Because

One actually

Has the strength

To endure

 

Personally, I’ve learned

Men are ten times crueler,

Meaner and more manipulative

Than white women

 

Personally, I’ve learned

Women of color

Don’t lie about abuse

 

Personally, I’ve learned

Men lie about abuse

 

The only reason men lie about abuse

Is because men

Are afraid to get caught

Otherwise, I think abusers

Simply just like

Abusing women

 

Personally, I think abusers

Enjoy the melodrama of abuse

 

Personally, I think

Physical assault

Is scary

 

Therefore I get right in there

With a bully

 

And start screaming bloody-murder

 

Because all of the psychologists

I’ve talked to say

That once physical abuse occurs

Then the abuser is a bully

And must be stopped

Because the abuser

Likes to abuse

 

As a woman

If you can

Then fight back like hell

To send signals

To the abusers’ brain

About how abusers

Have no right to abuse

 

My dad says

During self-defense

To beat

The living crap out

Of an abuser

 

Have no mercy

 

Have no guilt or shame

 

Because the bully user abuser

Is only going to continue

To abuse and get worse over time

 

Physical violence

Doesn’t ever stop

Therefore don’t feel bad.

 

It’s not about the abused.

 

It’s the abuser

Who creates dissonance,

violence and disrupts the flow of peace

 

Men hardly ever get abused.

 

For the first time in my life

I have arrived

At the conclusion

Most physical harm

Is caused by men

 

Most emotional harm

Is caused by women

 

          According to my dad anytime there’s any domestic violence abuse then the man must be the one to be immediately removed from the situation because men have more resources, money and power and control than women who have nothing.                    

 

          According to my dad there’s no law against anyone calling any woman a “cunt,” “slut,” or “whore” for hours each day.

 

          My dad says if you don’t like to be called derogatory names or be continually criticized or verbally abused or psychologically abused or emotionally abused then all you can do is one of two things: either endure the verbal abuse or get away from the verbal abuse.

 

          Now, my dad says if any man lays one single violent hand upon any woman then the woman has the right to self-defend herself.

 

          My dad says whenever any man violently lays hands upon a woman then a woman has the right to one of two things: either kick the man in the testicles then run or take a heavy frying pan and hit the man really hard across the face and head then run.

 

          Yep.

 

          Today I’m more certain now than ever before that Intimate Partner Abuse is a male problem and it won’t ever stop unless each generation puts a stop to the learned behavior.

 

          Personally, I think not all mentally ill people are abusers, however.

 

          Yes, I do believe all abusers are mentally ill because abusers don’t seem to be able to control their violent tendencies and actions then afterwards the abusers act like victims when it is the abuser who has just beaten up the woman.

 

          The most infuriating aspect of Intimate Partner Abuse is that men can make it seem like they’re the ones being abused when it is the men who throw the first punch and when any woman as strong and athletic as me gets in the ring and gives an abuser a run for their money then the man gets really upset that I won’t take a beating lying down. I might be silent about taking a punch to the face, however.

 

          Yes, I’m going to bite, scratch and hit back because while my left wrist is factually fractured then I’m going to definitely bite someone in the back because my wrist factually is broken even though no one believes my left wrist is fractured.

 

          The only time I ever instinctively bitten down semi-hard on any abuser is when I’ve heard the cracking of bones and for a fact I’ve known a bone has been fractured.

 

          No, I don’t ever mean to instinctively bite down semi-hard on any abuser except my amphibian brain has reacted with much fear at the severe pain and the sound of crushing bones then instinctively I’ve bitten down except when I woke up that morning I didn’t know I would self-defend by biting because I didn’t know my entire left wrist would be fractured.

 

          Yes, I took the fracture of my left wrist with quite a bit of grace.

 

          When I bit down is when I began to feel the agonizing pain of my right pinky getting crushed and begun to be broken then instinctively I bit down because I knew I could continue to write with a fractured left wrist, however. Not with any broken pinky.

 

          Yours Truly;

 

          Gabriel

 

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

 

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(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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          Hi. Hello.

 

          Happy Tuesday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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          CitiBank Stock Market Crooks

 

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          Oil Stocks: Wednesday, April 1, 2020

 

          We put our money into oil.

 

          Yesterday we bought 35,000 shares into oil stock.

 

          Yes, my money’s on oil.

 

          Yes, I’m going to ride this wave out.

 

          Yes, humanity’s going to need oil no matter what until green energy gets it together.

 

          My money’s in oil and my money’s on oil.

                                                             

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CitiBank Stock Market Crooks

 

 

          On Thursday, I put in $38,000.00 dollars into CitiBank oil stock.

 

          On Friday, CitiBank came out with a bogus notice saying they’re closing or “freezing” their stock.

 

          I regained $6,000.

 

          Yes, I broke even on two other oil stocks therefore I won’t have to literally go hungry.

 

          CitiBank Crooks owe me $32,000.00.

 

          CitiBank don’t fuck with my money or any other laypersons’ money.

 

          When this quarantine is over I will personally ensure CitiBank goes under for stealing laypersons’ money.

 

          All I did is take my life’s savings and put it into the economy and the stock market to keep optimistic and hopeful about our economy.

 

          Literally, as a layperson I’m taking my life’s savings and doing my part for King and Country.

 

          Personally, I don’t like to get fucked with especially not with my money when now I’ll probably go semi-hungry for the rest of this quarantine because CitiBank stole my money.

 

          Fuck you, CitiBank, eventually you’ll pay for the $32,000.00 you stole from me.

 

          My multimillionaire friends are telling me CitiBank will go to hell for this.

 

          Personally, I know, one writer has more power than the entire of CitiBank put together because no one pays me to write. I don’t endorse or advertise for anyone therefore I have more pull and sway with the public than all of CitiBank has in their vaults.

 

          Personally, I can’t believe what a bunch of crooks CitiBank turned out to be.

 

          Yes, I’ve taken my life’s savings and put it into the oil stock market because I find it my duty as an intellectual to do my part in this quarantine except the crooks on Wall Street keep changing the rules and thieving from me.

 

          Fuck you, CitiBank thieves.

          Give me back my money.

 

          What’s wrong with Wall Street’s Casino crooks?

 

          All I’m trying to do is lift up this country rather than have my life’s savings stolen.

 

          Look; oil isn’t going anywhere because just about everything is made out of oil therefore my money’s on oil.

 

          Get over your egos, your fears and stop bullying the layperson.

 

          I can’t believe CitiBank stole $32,000.00 of my hard earned life’s savings.

 

          You’ll pay you stupid dumb scared motherfuckers good for nothing. You’ll pay.

 

          For sure, I’ll ensure CitiBank pays and plus.

 

          One thing I don’t allow is for anyone to fuck with my life’s savings.

 

          CitiBank, you’ll go down for what you did to me.

 

          CitiBank’s no longer a reputable institution.

 

          CitiBank is a bunch of Wall Street crooks.

 

          The reason why I hold more power than all of the banks put together is because I’m the volunteer unpaid writer who puts everything on the line for other Americans and that has more influence and pull with the rest of the Americans.

 

          Look; just because our major institutions are scared shitless like little children the rest of us cook, clean, shop and carry on beautifully in ways that only smart, kind and intelligent people do.

 

          Our wealthy families are richer than the banks so when the quarantine smoke clears we’ll take out every Wall Street crook from here to Bangkok and back again.

 

          How dare CitiBank steal my life’s savings worth $32,000.00. You’ll pay the restitution through the Geneva Convention.

 

          CitiBank, I’ll ensure your demise because laypeople are strong through this quarantine unlike the stock market which steals and runs away like a bitchy little girl.

 

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Personally, as an introvert

I’m beautifully coping

With isolation

I love it

No germs

 

          Look; I’m safe and happy in a bunker all by myself. I’m not pissing myself or moaning and groaning or bitching about this quarantine because I’ve got the balls of steel of a Taurus to make it through this.

 

          Look; as an introvert I’m happier and more secluded than I’ve ever been before and I’m not even breaking a sweat in complete isolation fighting cancer on my own so get it the fuck together and stop being paranoid, sad, pathetic and scared because I’m the one fighting cancer in the era of COVID-19.

 

          Look; I know, I live with a low-immune system and an auto-immune disease and I know I can be killed at anytime therefore I don’t sweat it or get myself into a hissy fit.

 

          Simply, I work, clean and I keep myself busy. I heal my body by taking naps and reading articles and watching Real Time With Bill Maher and listening to WCCO.

 

          What part of go about your lives and do well doesn’t anybody understand.

 

          We’ve had so much loss of life in a few short weeks therefore give thanks and praise and stop being afraid and wash your hands, take off your shoes when you enter your homes and take showers and keep clean.

 

          Yes, I’m living with cancer and I’m not even able to go to a hospital therefore since I’m doing well living in a bunker underground then others ought to be doing well also and stop being so afraid because I grocery shop every two days and I’m doing awesome with an extremely weak and low-immune system.

 

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The Mind of an Athlete

 

          Look; my entire life has trained me for this.

 

          Look; I started spending time alone in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area at the age of fourteen taking care of teams of sled dogs on the Gunflint Trail therefore mentally it’s not easy to break me unless I deal with direct and perpetual verbal abuse.

 

          Look; I spend eleven years alone canoeing and portaging through the Boundary Waters Canoe Area and I not once had one bad incident out in the woods by myself therefore we’re going to be mentally strong because I am.

 

          Look; I spend six years with frost bitten toes and fingers speedskating the John Rose Oval and I’ve always been mentally strong even though all of my fingers and toes will be frost bitten for life.

 

          Look; I’ve spend decades semi-starved in Minnesota because the arts don’t make any money and I’m still standing here, strong as ever fighting cancer.

 

          Look; America has toughened me up and I came out as “sweet as pie” even though the putdowns and the belittling and the racism and the hatred by white and black Americans hasn’t ever taken me out of the running as a writer, filmmaker and intellectual.

 

          Look; even though I deal and cope with serious stressors I still get up every day and make delicious coffee, wash my face, brush my teeth and brush my hair because no one’s going to defeat me at doing everyday life.

 

          Look; get your big pants on and let’s go America.

 

          This is a time to be doing spring cleaning and stop being afraid.

 

          Fix yourselves up, clean your homes and do the domestic projects you’ve all been wishing you could do for over a decade.

 

          America, I’m the one living with cancer so stop treating me like a second class citizen and constantly coming after what’s mine.

 

          Leave what’s mine alone and go build your own lives without destroying mine or constantly ignoring me like I’m some type of a house slave nigger.

 

          Fuck you assholes for being weak when this Costa Rican born is doing this quarantine alone and having my life’s savings stolen from me by CitiBank.

 

          Let’s all get a strong athletic mentality and rally together and stop being afraid.

 

          Yes, be cautious and careful, however.

          Fear is for the amphibian brain.

 

          Now, let’s get to work.

 

          Let’s make money.

 

          Let’s go.

 

          We’ve got a country to run so let’s run it.

 

          What the hell is wrong with everybody.

 

          The economy doesn’t stop because of quarantine.

 

          All of my love;

 

          Gabriel

 

Friday, April 3, 2020

 

Yes, remotely,

I’m right here.

 

Yes, I’ve always been here to fire the boss.

Yes, I’m here to hire a new boss.

Yes, I’m looking for a Ph.D. manager

 

No, I don’t want to be the boss.

 

Yes, the boss and I go on

To start a new

21st century

Remote

Multimedia empire

then retire

 

While a manager manages

The 20th century

Publications empire

then retires

And another manager manages

 

Yes, as an Introvert I

grocery shop and take walks

and thoroughly wash my hands.

 

Personally, I love silence to write.

Yes, I’m a super quiet person by nature

Why?

 

Usually, I have a lot of computer work

Or writing work to do.

 

          Yes, temporarily I’m a remote graphic designer until I hire a permanent graphic designer.

 

          Yes, on Friday, March 20, 2020 both our graphic designer quit and our one telephone commission sales staff female trust-fund-baby millionaire quit.

 

          Yes, on Monday, March 23rd, 2020 operations were suspended.

 

          Yes, Friday, April 3rd, 2020 we’re still in business.

 

          Yes, on Thursday, April 2nd, 2020 our one commission sales staff female

trust-fund-baby millionaire threatened to sue our publications empire for $63.50.

 

          What on Earth.

 

          Why?

          Why?

 

          How weird is that coming from one telephone commission sales staff female

trust-fund-baby millionaire.

 

          Why indeed threaten to sue an entire publications empire for $63.50 when the one telephone commission sales staff female trust-fund-baby millionaire hardly ever worked or sold their contractual quota of $1,000 per day.

 

          Most days the one telephone commission sales staff female trust-fund-baby millionaire made was about $140.00 per one hour of work each Monday, Wednesday, Friday from September 2019-March 2020.

 

          The hiring rules state something to the effect whenever there’re any rare or seldom publication cancellations then the former commission sales staff female

trust-fund-baby millionaire doesn’t get paid $63.50.  

 

          Yes, business goes on.

 

          Yes, business is still conducted even though we’ve had few cancellations mainly due to the fact no one takes back the money they paid for publications for youth state sports whether the events take place or not because ultimately the money from our publications goes straight to the chapters for which support the statewide youth sports events and the veterans who host the events.

 

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Remote Graphic Design Work #3

 

          Yes, yesterday remotely I conducted another Photoshop graphic design function to take a texted camera picture image and turn the image into a Photoshop PDF file document ready for email except I still have to work on bringing down the image’s ratio compression.

 

          Yes, I’m a silent partner to a publications’ empire.

 

          Yes, I’m a 10% shareholder to the publications empire because remotely I’m running an entire graphic design department because I know how to and I can get the job well done.

 

          Yes, I have a legitimate $10million dollar/10-year contract to get an awesome 20th century publications empire going into the third decade of the 21st century. Yes, analogue is King for entertainment.

 

          Yes, remotely, I, calmly and quietly problem-solve.

 

          Look, America, I’m doing my part by remotely conducting the work of an entire graphic design department as appointed volunteer graphic design departmental boss.

 

          Yes, yesterday, remotely I transferred a camera phone image and made the image into a Photoshop PDF file document then emailed it over Gmail which is super accessible to citizens and civilians.

 

          Yes, for one entire year (April 2019-April 2020) I’ve been looking to hire 1) A sales manager 2) A graphic designer

 

          Yes, my job is to hire for two positions: A) A sales manager B) a graphic designer

 

          No, I’m not here to be the remote graphic designer. I’m here to hire a graphic designer.

 

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(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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          Hi. Hello.

 

          Happy Friday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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          Oil Stocks: Wednesday, April 1, 2020

 

          We put our money into oil.

 

          Yesterday we bought 35,000 shares into oil stock.

 

          Yes, my money’s on oil.

 

          Yes, I’m going to ride this wave out.

 

          Yes, humanity’s going to need oil no matter what until green energy gets it together.

 

          My money’s in oil and my money’s on oil.

                                                             

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          Leally: During “Stay-At-Home” Quarantine: We Grocery Shop: Yes: Correct.

 

          Look, America, the rest of the progressive world usually takes the entire four weeks of each August to vacation therefore such economies have taught economists about the history of all restaurants and bars closed for four straight weeks.

 

          Look; America, the rest of the progressive world usually takes the entire four weeks of each August to vacation and either urban economies are sustained by the awesome cool and chic urbanites who peacefully run errands and go about their business such as don’t forget to brush one’s teeth and wash one’s face each night before bed.

 

          Look America, I’m serious. Brush one’s teeth.

 

          Look; America, having two weeks to isolate isn’t such a bad idea to get some basic property maintenance done, spring clean and wash all of those curtains and blankets sitting out collecting dust or being sat upon week-after-week.

 

          Look, America, I’m doing my great part by remotely carrying an entire graphic design department as appointed graphic design departmental boss.

 

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~~~

Hi, World.

 

Present.

Hi!

 

Cool.

Don’t stare.

Staring is incredibly rude.

 

Cool.

Don’t go out of one’s way

To make comments

About other people’s personal appearance or look

 

Cool.

Don’t touch anybody.

 

Personally, I’ve fallen in love with

Instant Mac & Cheese with tuna

 

Yes, I’m blogging

To more than six million readers

Worldwide

Thank you

We’ve been here for nearly one decade

(10 years)

The broadcast engineers,

Legal and myself, of course,

My monogamous heterosexual exclusive spouse, always

 

We work.

I write.

The broadcast engineers correct

My technical mistakes

 

Legal says I may write anything I want in the world.

 

Legal says not to ever write or mention

Anyone by name unless under contract

Legal says I may take any tone of voice I want

Because I’m an American Citizen/Civilian writer

One writer is worth more than ten millionaires

 

My spouse and I

Remotely, we’re about to launch

A multimedia empire

Yes, this is how intelligent, kind and smart I am.

Yes, correct.

 

~~~

Maturity has taught me to be as quiet as possible.

Personally, I don’t ever bother anyone.

I don’t.

Personally, I don’t correct anyone.

Personally, as a mature adult, I, mind my own business.

 

Especially when I look like I’m not working

As of late; I’ve been mapping out

An entire remote multimedia empire

(Not anyone can do that)

 

Mostly, I’ve learned anyone can do anything

Except most people don’t

 

Absolutely, I don’t have any personal wealth.

Nope.

 

Absolutely, I’m finally respected

And cherished by both of my parents

Who now seem to understand mostly I stay home

And write prestigious fellowships and grants

And write feature-length film scripts

As well as consult as an

Assigned volunteer engineer tycoon boss

 

Yes, I’m signed into a

Ten-million and ten-year contract

Why me?

Because I’m the only one

Who can get the work well done.

Yep.

 

Yes, I’m incredibly healthy.

Healthier than I’ve ever been in my entire life

 

~~~

Each August

The progressive world

Takes four weeks

To rest and relax either

At home Holiday

Or Beach Holiday

 

Real chic and modern

Urbanites

Live

In cities,

Grocery shop,

Walk,

Bike ride

And hardly ever

Travel outside

a five mile radius (of driving)

Because there’s nowhere

More comfortable than home

 

The world is a dirty place.

Other peoples’ abodes are dirty.

 

Mainly, mature adulthood is about

Being at home or

Getting a walk

Or sitting outside

Or mature errands

Because unexpected anything

Can happen at any time

 

~~~

Yes, I’m an

appointed volunteer engineer tycoon boss

Personally, I was invited to

Cart Blanch grocery shop

While I remotely save

several empires

 

Yes, remotely,

I’m right here.

 

Yes, I’ve always been here to fire the boss.

Yes, I’m here to hire a new boss.

Yes, I’m looking for a Ph.D. manager

 

No, I don’t want to be the boss.

 

Yes, the boss and I go on

To start a new

21st century

Remote

Multimedia empire

then retire

 

While a manager manages

The 20th century

Publications empire

then retires

And another manager manages

 

Yes, as an Introvert I

grocery shop and take walks

and thoroughly wash my hands.

 

Personally, I love silence to write.

Yes, I’m a super quiet person by nature

Why?

 

Usually, I have a lot of computer work

Or writing work to do.

 

No, we’re not thieves.

No.

 

We can afford an entire car dealership.

Yes.

 

Look; I’d rather starve to death

Than steal anything.

 

We don’t have any reason to steal anything

And neither does anybody else.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

          Yours Truly;

 

          Gabriel

 

Thursday, April 2, 2020

 

“.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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A book: “Manners Culture and Dress: of the Best American Society, including social, commercial and legal forms, Letter Writing, Invitations, &c., also valuable suggestions on Self Culture and Home Training” By Richard A. Wells, A.M., Illustrated, King, Richardson & CO., Publishers, Springfield, Mass., and De Moines, Iowa, 1891.

 

Dress Etiquette.

 

Dress.

 

Chapter 26.

Page ?

 

For breakfasting in public

or at the house

 

The above passage is indeed correctly re-copied unto this page.

 

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          Hi. Hello.

 

          Happy Thursday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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          Oil Stocks: Wednesday, April 1, 2020

 

          We put our money into oil.

 

          Yesterday we bought 35,000 shares into oil stock.

 

          Yes, my money’s on oil.

 

          Yes, I’m going to ride this wave out.

 

          Yes, humanity’s going to need oil no matter what until green energy gets it together.

 

          My money’s in oil.

 

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~~~

Hi, World.

 

Present.

Hi!

 

Cool.

Don’t stare.

Staring is incredibly rude.

 

Cool.

Don’t go out of one’s way

To make comments

About other people’s personal appearance or look

 

Cool.

Don’t touch anybody.

 

Personally, I’ve fallen in love with

Instant Mac & Cheese with tuna

 

Yes, I’m blogging

To more than six million readers

Worldwide

Thank you

We’ve been here for nearly one decade

(10 years)

The broadcast engineers,

Legal and myself, of course,

My monogamous heterosexual exclusive spouse, always

 

We work.

I write.

The broadcast engineers correct

My technical mistakes

 

Legal says I may write anything I want in the world.

 

Legal says not to ever write or mention

Anyone by name unless under contract

Legal says I may take any tone of voice I want

Because I’m an American Citizen/Civilian writer

One writer is worth more than ten millionaires

 

My spouse and I

Remotely, we’re about to launch

A multimedia empire

Yes, this is how intelligent, kind and smart I am.

Yes, correct.

 

Maturity has taught me to be as quiet as possible.

Personally, I don’t ever bother anyone.

I don’t.

Personally, I don’t correct anyone.

Personally, as a mature adult, I, mind my own business.

 

Especially when I look like I’m not working

As of late; I’ve been mapping out

An entire remote multimedia empire

(Not anyone can do that)

 

Mostly, I’ve learned anyone can do anything

Except most people don’t

 

Absolutely, I don’t have any personal wealth.

Nope.

 

Absolutely, I’m finally respected

And cherished by both of my parents

Who now seem to understand mostly I stay home

And write prestigious fellowships and grants

And write feature-length film scripts

As well as consult as an

Assigned volunteer engineer tycoon boss

 

Yes, I’m signed into a

Ten-million and ten-year contract

Why me?

Because I’m the only one

Who can get the work well done.

Yep.

 

Yes, I’m incredibly healthy.

Healthier than I’ve ever been in my entire life

 

         

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

          Yours Truly;

 

          Gabriel

 

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

 

“.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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A book: “Manners Culture and Dress: of the Best American Society, including social, commercial and legal forms, Letter Writing, Invitations, &c., also valuable suggestions on Self Culture and Home Training” By Richard A. Wells, A.M., Illustrated, King, Richardson & CO., Publishers, Springfield, Mass., and De Moines, Iowa, 1891.

 

Dress Etiquette.

 

Dress.

 

Chapter 26.

Page ?

 

For breakfasting in public

or at the house

 

The above passage is indeed correctly re-copied unto this page.

 

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          Hi. Hello.

 

          Happy Wednesday!

 

          Happy Fool’s Day!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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          Oil Stocks: Wednesday, April 1, 2020

 

          We put our money into oil.

 

          Yesterday we bought 35,000 shares into oil stock.

 

          Yes, my money’s on oil.

 

          Yes, I’m going to ride this wave out.

 

          Yes, humanity’s going to need oil no matter what until green energy gets it together.

 

          My money’s in oil.

 

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~~~

Hi, World.

 

Present.

Hi!

 

Cool.

Don’t stare.

Staring is incredibly rude.

 

Cool.

Don’t go out of one’s way

To make comments

About other people’s personal appearance or look

 

Cool.

Don’t touch anybody.

 

Personally, I’ve fallen in love with

Instant Mac & Cheese with tuna

 

Yes, I’m blogging

To more than six million readers

Worldwide

Thank you

We’ve been here for nearly one decade

(10 years)

The broadcast engineers,

Legal and myself, of course,

My monogamous heterosexual exclusive spouse, always

 

We work.

I write.

The broadcast engineers correct

My technical mistakes

 

Legal says I may write anything I want in the world.

 

Legal says not to ever write or mention

Anyone by name unless under contract

Legal says I may take any tone of voice I want

Because I’m an American Citizen/Civilian writer

One writer is worth more than ten millionaires

 

My spouse and I

Remotely, we’re about to launch

A multimedia empire

Yes, this is how intelligent, kind and smart I am.

Yes, correct.

 

Maturity has taught me to be as quiet as possible.

Personally, I don’t ever bother anyone.

I don’t.

Personally, I don’t correct anyone.

Personally, as a mature adult, I, mind my own business.

 

Especially when I look like I’m not working

As of late; I’ve been mapping out

An entire remote multimedia empire

(Not anyone can do that)

 

Mostly, I’ve learned anyone can do anything

Except most people don’t

 

Absolutely, I don’t have any personal wealth.

Nope.

 

Absolutely, I’m finally respected

And cherished by both of my parents

Who now seem to understand mostly I stay home

And write prestigious fellowships and grants

And write feature-length film scripts

As well as consult as an

Assigned volunteer engineer tycoon boss

 

Yes, I’m signed into a

Ten-million and ten-year contract

Why me?

Because I’m the only one

Who can get the work well done.

Yep.

 

Yes, I’m incredibly healthy.

Healthier than I’ve ever been in my entire life

 

         

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

          Yours Truly;

 

          Gabriel

 

Tuesday, March 31, 2020

 

“.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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A book: “Manners Culture and Dress: of the Best American Society, including social, commercial and legal forms, Letter Writing, Invitations, &c., also valuable suggestions on Self Culture and Home Training” By Richard A. Wells, A.M., Illustrated, King, Richardson & CO., Publishers, Springfield, Mass., and De Moines, Iowa, 1891.

 

Dress Etiquette.

 

Dress.

 

Chapter 26.

Page ?

 

For breakfasting in public

or at the house

 

The above passage is indeed correctly re-copied unto this page.

 

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          Hi. Hello.

 

          Happy Tuesday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

---  ---  ---

 

~~~

Hi, World.

 

Present.

Hi!

 

Cool.

Don’t stare.

Staring is incredibly rude.

 

Cool.

Don’t go out of one’s way

To make comments

About other people’s personal appearance or look

 

Cool.

Don’t touch anybody.

 

Personally, I’ve fallen in love with

Instant Mac & Cheese with tuna

 

Yes, I’m blogging

To more than six million readers

Worldwide

Thank you

We’ve been here for nearly one decade

(10 years)

The broadcast engineers,

Legal and myself, of course,

My monogamous heterosexual exclusive spouse, always

 

We work.

I write.

The broadcast engineers correct

My technical mistakes.

 

Legal says I may write anything I want in the world.

 

Legal says not to ever write or mention

Anyone by name unless under contract

Legal says I may take any tone of voice I want

Because I’m an American Citizen/Civilian writer

One writer is worth more than ten millionaires

 

My spouse and I

Remotely, we’re about to launch

A multimedia empire

Yes, this is how intelligent, kind and smart I am.

Yes, correct.

 

Maturity has taught me to be as quiet as possible.

Personally, I don’t ever bother anyone.

I don’t.

Personally, I don’t correct anyone.

Personally, as a mature adult, I, mind my own business.

 

Especially when I look like I’m not working

As of late; I’ve been mapping out

An entire remote multimedia empire

(Not anyone can do that)

 

Mostly, I’ve learned anyone can do anything

Except most people don’t

 

Absolutely, I don’t have any personal wealth.

Nope.

 

Absolutely, I’m finally respected

And cherished by both of my parents

Who now seem to understand mostly I stay home

And write prestigious fellowships and grants

And write feature-length film scripts

As well as consult as an

Assigned volunteer engineer tycoon boss

 

Yes, I’m signed into a

Ten-million and ten-year contract

Why me?

Because I’m the only one

Who can get the work well done

Yep.

 

Yes, I’m incredibly healthy.

Healthier than I’ve ever been in my entire life

 

          World, we went ahead and put our money where our mouth is.

 

          We bought incredible amounts of shares in oil stock.

 

          Yes, we support Tesla anything.

 

          Yes, we support green energy anything.

 

          We went into oil because how could we not.

 

          We did our duty for King and Country.

 

          We believe life will go on during and long after COVID-19.

 

          Yes, I believe we’ll be okay.

 

          For one whole year peacefully my father and I text weekly and my dad’s only rule is not to traumatize him with anything bad about the past or violence or anything negative. Okay.

 

          My only rule is: don’t criticize me, lecture me about my life and don’t tell me how to be or how to live. Okay.

 

          For one whole year peacefully my mother and I text weekly and my mom’s only rule is to not use any swear words. Okay.

 

          My only rule is: don’t criticize me, lecture me about my life and don’t tell me how to be or how to live. Okay.

 

          Finally, for the first time in my life both of my parents get, I don’t drink or use drugs, and remotely I’m a highly socialized introvert and homebody who remotely writes grants and fellowships as well as work as a remote blogger and remotely write feature-length film scripts and remotely write distribution film contracts and look over blueprints and remotely work as appointed volunteer intellectual engineer tycoon boss for no pay. Hahaha. Lol.

 

          Yours Truly;

 

          Gabriel

 

Friday, March 27, 2020

 

“.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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A book: “Manners Culture and Dress: of the Best American Society, including social, commercial and legal forms, Letter Writing, Invitations, &c., also valuable suggestions on Self Culture and Home Training” By Richard A. Wells, A.M., Illustrated, King, Richardson & CO., Publishers, Springfield, Mass., and De Moines, Iowa, 1891.

 

Dress Etiquette.

 

Dress.

 

Chapter 26.

Page ?

 

For breakfasting in public

or at the house

 

The above passage is indeed correctly re-copied unto this page.

 

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          Hi. Hello.

 

          Happy Friday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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          A Tycoon and a Leader isn’t the same thing:

 

---  ---  ---

 

          Remotely, I’m always here:

          Remotely, I’ve been here for One Decade: (10-years.)

 

          I’m right here.

 

          Hi, World;

 

          I’m right here.

 

          Present.

 

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          The Prestigious McKnight Fellowship: Due: Monday, March 30, 2020

 

          Yes, the Cirque du Soleil World Renowned ballerina and I are going back-and-forth via cellular phone text and email about her McKnight Fellowship due this coming Monday.

 

          Yes, we’re racing against clock.

 

          We’ll meet the McKnight Fellowship deadline or not.

 

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          Milkweed Fellowship:

 

          Yes, for the first time ever in my life I personally applied to the “Milkweed Fellowship” because it’s a perfect fellowship for me, however.

 

          Late at night, on the night the Milkweed Fellowship was due I incorrectly translated and incorrectly followed the instructions and only sent one PDF file of the two-page cover letter rather than an entire PDF file of the single spaced two-page Cover Letter, Resume and finally a single-spaced one-page writing sample. Bummer. Next year 2021, I’ll reapply.

 

          This year I “withdrew” my submission from the Milkweed Fellowship because for the first time in twenty-years I did the application wrong. Ha. Imagine that! I couldn’t. I was so surprised at my mistake.

 

          In twenty-years the Milkweed Fellowship is the only fellowship I ever personally applied to because seriously and sincerely the Milkweed Fellowship was made for me. Yep. I had such a calling to the Milkweed Fellowship, I, actually applied for the fellowship myself. Wow! That’s a first. Ha.

 

          The McKnight is the McKnight.

 

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          Free Online Multimedia Broadcast:

 

          Found free online Adult “Rated R” “The Godfather Part I”

 

          It took my spouse one year to find a free online “The Godfather Part I”. Thank you.

 

          Last week, I, thought it on my own, long before the tycoons ever brought up and spoke about the subject matter to forever give free online services with family-friendly content and free multimedia broadcast feature-length films to the average American citizen per any household sitting at home during quarantine for the next 15 straight days and for the rest of the Americans’ lives. Yep.

 

          Implement a peace keeping resolution to keep the masses calm through free online family-friendly entertainment.

 

          Personally, I’m one individual American Citizen who provides free online content to keep the masses appeased, happy and calm and entertained in their homes.

 

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          Online Free Adult “Rated R” Feature-length Film “Godfather Part II”

 

          Wow!

 

          Thank you, to online free download of the feature-length film “The Godfather Part II”.

 

          Thank you to my spouse, who in one week found a free online download Adult

“Rated R” feature-length film of the “Godfather Part II”

 

          Yes, it took my spouse exactly one week to find an actual online free download feature-length film of the “Godfather Part II.” Thank you.

 

          Yes, we remotely watch episodes and free online download to feature-length films.

 

          Yes, I’m addicted to cellular phone texting.

 

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          Remote Digital Work: $10million dollar/10-year Contract

 

          Yes, I’m a shareholder to no less than 10%. Thank you.

 

          Yes, as an intellectual volunteer boss I’m appointed through remote access digital media ‘to step into the shoes’ of the boss as appointed volunteer boss.

 

          Yes, for twenty-years, Tycoons daily ask me about the stock market. I tell Tycoons to go with their intuition. Ultimately, we’ve done our research. What more is there to say? Nothing. Need I say more? Nope.

 

          Yes, I’m a silent partner.

 

          Remotely, I saved the publications empire’s entire graphic design department.

 

          Yes, I’m in a $10million dollar/10-year contract in the following states: Minnesota, Iowa, Wisconsin, North Dakota and South Dakota. Thank you.

 

          No, I didn’t save any empire.

 

          No, I didn’t save any company.

 

          No, I didn’t save any business.

 

          Yes, remotely I saved an entire graphic design department.

 

          Yes, through digital remote media, single-handedly I saved an entire Graphics           Design Department. Correct. You’re Welcome.

 

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First Remote Graphic Design Edit

 

          Well, remote digital work is less steps in the process:

         

          Monday, March 22, 2020: At 4:00pm CT

 

          Graphic Design Department:

          Remotely, ‘Step to Action’:

         

          Thank you, yes.

 

          Cellular Texting:

 

          Since it’s your first time then you have an hour to email the advertisement.

 

          Please, no. I need four hours to email the graphic design advertisement changes.

 

1) Make Photoshop text word edits to the literal word “Rothschild,” WI for the VFW actual five-state area’s commercial print media publications advertisement.

 

*) Over a literal cell phone text, I received a literal cell phone camera picture of a copy of an actual cell phone camera picture image of a five-state area public print media publications advertisement to turn into a Final Photoshop PDF file document in the correct compression and correct ratio standard 8 X ¼ ready for email to a corporation’s Head Quarters’ email address for the boss to directly email his client or customer, whichever. Sincerely. Ok. I did.

 

Yes, I literally single-handedly saved an entire graphic design department.

 

Yep.

 

Yes, correct. I’m smart, kind and intelligent.

 

*) Remote Digital Media makes any taxable business possible

 

*) From the literal cell phone camera picture image of the actual five-state area public print media publications advertisement I took the literal cell phone camera picture image directly into Photoshop Adobe Premiere and made current date and correct spelling and text word changes and matched the font and size and alignment for print media publications for Illustrator’s specs to any and all necessary changes (no questions asked) for which such graphic design changes were immediately to be implemented as graphic design directives from the boss. Ok. Okay. I did.

 

*) In Photoshop I opened up a New Layer and matched the white background color layer then made correct changes to Presidents of Chapters and the correct spelling of their names for the 2020 calendar year for a five-state area print media advertisement. Cool.

 

*) Finally, after all of the correct graphic design changes I converted the literal cell phone camera picture image into a Photoshop PDF file document and Saved the file “VFW 8 1-4” then emailed the boss the necessary and required changes to his five-state area commercial print media public advertisement for Wisconsin’s VFW. Whew!

 

*) The boss gave it the “greenlight” and went on to conduct email business.

 

*) Then I breathed hard. I did the graphic design job of an entire graphic design department and their regimented implementation of graphic design rather than digital mixed media.

 

What’s taken five-years for an entire white male graphic design department to do, took me four hours to figure out for the first time ever in my professional life to remotely conduct graphic design work from my cell phone and laptop and keep the specs and ratio and compression specifically for print media. Whew! I did it! Truly.

 

Finally, I brought a 20th century publications empire into the 2nd decade of the 21st century. I did it! Seriously, I’m so cool. There was no one to help me do this type of remote graphic design work because it didn’t yet exist until this week. Hahaha. Lol.

 

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Second Remote Graphic Design Edit

 

          Well, remote digital work is less steps in the process:

         

          Thursday, March 26, 2020: At 1:00pm CT

 

          Graphic Design Department:

          Remotely, ‘Step to Action’:

         

          Thank you, yes.

 

          Cellular Texting:

 

          Since it’s your first time then you have an hour to email the advertisement.

 

          Please, no. I need four hours to email the graphic design advertisement.

 

1) Make Photoshop PDF file of “W9 Form” for the National Guard.

 

*) Over a literal cell phone text, I received a literal cell phone camera picture of a copy of an actual cell phone camera picture image of a five-state area public print media publications “W9 Form” to turn into a Final Photoshop PDF file document in the correct compression and correct ratio standard 8 ½” x 11 ready for email to a corporation’s Head Quarters’ email address for the boss to directly email his client or customer, whichever. Sincerely. Ok. I did.

 

Yes, this week seamlessly I literally single-handedly saved an entire graphic design department. Seriously.

 

Yep.

 

Yes, correct. I’m smart, kind and intelligent.

 

*) Remote Digital Media makes any taxable business possible

 

*) From the literal cell phone camera picture image of the actual five-state area public print media publications “W9 Form” I took the literal cell phone camera picture image directly into Photoshop Adobe Premiere and made current date and correct spelling and text word changes and matched the font and size and alignment for print media publications for Photoshop specs to any and all necessary changes (no questions asked) for which such graphic design changes were immediately to be implemented as graphic design directives from the boss. Ok. Okay. I did.

 

*) In Photoshop I opened up a New Layer and matched the white background color layer then made correct changes. Cool.

 

*) Finally, after all of the correct graphic design changes I converted the literal cell phone camera picture image into a Photoshop PDF file document and Saved the file “W9” then emailed the boss the necessary and required changes to a five-state area commercial print media publications company’s digital “W9 Form” for The National Guard. Whew!

 

*) The boss gave it the “greenlight” and went on to conduct email business.

 

*) Then I breathed hard. I did the graphic design job of an entire graphic design department and their regimented implementation of graphic design rather than digital mixed media.

 

What’s taken five-years for an entire white male graphic design department to do, took me four hours to figure out for the first time ever in my professional mature adult working life to remotely conduct graphic design work from my cell phone and laptop and keep the specs and ratio and compression specifically for print media. Whew! I did it! Truly.

 

Finally, I brought a 20th century publications empire into the 2nd decade of the 21st century, I did it! Seriously, I’m so cool. There was no one to help me do this type of remote graphic design work because it didn’t yet exist until this week. Hahaha. Lol.

 

~~~

Literary Disclaimer:

 

No, I’m not a medical doctor.

 

Yes, I’m a cancer patient.

 

Yes, I live with thyroid tumors of the throat.

Yes, I know all about tumor science.

 

~~~

Remotely Saving

A Publications Empire:

 

Yes, I work remote

From my cell phone or laptop

Therefore I always have

An intellectual volunteer boss job

 

No, I haven’t been paid cash or payroll

In twenty-years, to be assigned

As a volunteer boss

 

Yes, I’m dedicated

As an intellectual volunteer boss

 

~~~

Okay, I’ve set aside an hour for

This public blog

 

Yes, let’s address COVID-19

Yes, I’m in excellent health.

Yes, I’m quarantined in a bunker.

 

No, I haven’t ever been paid to write this blog.

This blog isn’t a “hobby”

Because writing is,

Too, much work to conduct as a hobby.

 

Writing is diligent discipline to conduct.

Writing is to allow others to know they’re not alone.

 

Yes, this blog is a free service to the public.

 

Even though, I don’t get paid to blog.

This blog holds investment.

 

~~~

Temporary

COVID-19

 

World, batten down the hatchets.

 

America, we’re going to weather this storm

Like Rockport, Massachusetts Sea Captains

Calmly, Precisely and with Wits

 

Leaders are chosen to be leaders when

Leaders are calm in all situations

 

Personally, I’m healthy as can be.

Ever so grateful

 

Give thanks and praise.

 

Yes, sometimes I wash my hands

37 times per hour

Yes, I believe washing hands

Is what keeps

COVID-19 away

 

          Grocery shopping as usual, taking walks, skateboarding and not ever looking about to look or glance around and look over or stare at anybody because I’m too New York City, New York for bullshit thus I don’t ever talk to strangers unless they talk to me first and definitely I don’t ever touch anyone.

 

          The thorough washing of the hands seems to keep most individuals quite healthy.

 

          Each year, 35,000 women (thirty-five thousand) die from breast cancer alone.

 

          Each day, 50 veterans (fifty per day) commit suicide. Sigh.

 

          COVID-19 has afflicted 10% of America’s overall 318 million populous and the best thing to do is to not touch anyone, not stare at anyone and not talk to people like New York City urban dwellers don’t talk to anyone and mind their own business.

 

          We’ll make it through this.

 

          Americans are known for our superior skills to be smart, kind and intelligent.

 

          Americans are rugged individualists.

 

          Americans grow up on camping.

 

          Americans citizens and civilians prove to be full of smarts, ingenuity, graciousness, kindness and intelligence.

 

          Americans are Champions by mere definition.

 

          Americans are rock starts.

 

          Americans are capable to rig anything from rocks, sticks, wire and chewing gum.

 

          Americans think like M.I.T.’s robotics department.

 

          Americans are able to build computers from recycled parts.

 

          Americans are the most rugged individualist people on Earth.

 

          Americans’ history is our Ancestors dug up this great country from the ground.

 

          The United States of America was dug up from the Earth, single-handedly and bare handed with minimal tools as soon as 1690 my Rockport, Massachusetts family had build a one-room log cabin in Gloucester, Massachusetts in Sandy Bay, Massachusetts where eventually according to 2010 US Today per capita blue bloods mainly reside in Rockport, Massachusetts and nowhere else in the country or world.

 

          Americans carry forth even when there’re government shutdowns or businesses temporarily with suspended operations.

 

          Americans are the coolest people on the planet because we have soap and water.

 

          Seriously, Americans are all about the washing of the hands.

 

          From here on out and forevermore:

 

          Don’t touch your face.

 

          Well, remotely, I’m right here as I have been for the past ten years.

 

          We’ll commence on Monday.

 

          No worries.

 

          Let’s carry on.

 

          We have so much remote digital work to implement.

 

          Let’s get to it.

 

          I’m right here.

          Let’s not be afraid.

 

          We can all still go for walks and bike rides and the grocery stores.

 

          Remote business is the way of the future.

          Let’s get work done.

          Let’s go!

          We’ve got tons of work to do.

 

          All of my love;

 

          Gabriel

 

          I’m right here.

 

Wednesday, March 25, 2020

 

“.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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          Hi. Hello.

 

          Happy Wednesday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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          Free Online Multimedia Broadcast:

 

          Found free online Adult “Rated R” “The Godfather”

 

          It took my spouse one year to find a free online “The Godfather Part I”

 

          Last week, I, thought it on my own, long before the tycoons brought up and spoke about the subject matter to forever give free online services with family-friendly content and free multimedia broadcast feature-length films to the average American citizen per any household sitting at home during quarantine for the next 15 straight days and for the rest of the Americans’ lives. Yep.

 

          Implement a peace keeping resolution to keep the masses calm through free online family-friendly entertainment.

 

          Personally, I’m one individual American Citizen who provides free online content to keep the masses appeased, happy and calm and entertained in their homes.

 

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~~~

Literary Disclaimer:

 

No, I’m not a medical doctor.

 

Yes, I’m a cancer patient.

 

Yes, I live with thyroid tumors of the throat.

Yes, I know all about tumor science.

 

~~~

Remotely Saving a Publications Empire:

 

Yes, I work remote from my cell phone or laptop

Therefore I always have

An intellectual volunteer boss job

 

No, I haven’t been paid cash in twenty-years

To be assigned as a volunteer boss.

 

Yes, I’m dedicated as an intellectual volunteer boss.

 

~~~

Okay, I’ve set aside an hour for

This public blog

 

Yes, let’s address COVID-19

Yes, I’m in excellent health.

Yes, I’m quarantined in a bunker.

 

No, I haven’t ever been paid to write this blog.

This blog isn’t a “hobby”

Because writing is, too, much work

To conduct as a hobby

 

Writing is diligent discipline to conduct.

Writing is to allow others to know they’re not alone.

 

Yes, this blog is a free service to the public.

 

Even though, I don’t get paid to blog.

This blog holds investment.

 

~~~

Yesterday, I went to ‘Aldi’s’ grocery store.

What else is there to do?

 

Don’t talk to anyone,

Don’t stare at anyone

Definitely

Don’t touch anyone

 

Of course, one, grocery shops

Or otherwise…

No toilet paper.

(Hahaha)

(LOL)

 

Mature adulthood calls to fulfill responsibilities

Therefore one accordingly conducts oneself

And follows through with daily mature responsibilities

Such as grocery shop

 

~~~

Actually, I haven’t felt better in twenty-years, however.

Aside from a non-infectious sinus cold

We’re running our publications empire

 

Yes, we’ve suspended operations, however.

We’re still in business

We’ve been given the “green light”

To sell periodicals

 

As a naturally paced and

(Only-in-time management)

Diligently organized human, I move

As a Costa Rican Green Sea Tortoise

 

My other Spirit Animal is the eagle.

 

Yes, my two Spirit Animals were given to me.

Yes, my Spirit Animals are:

Tortoise and Eagle

 

~~~

Yes, our publications

Supports

 

Veterans of War

The National Guard

The American Legion

Ladies Auxiliary

Boys State Baseball

Boys State Hockey

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

          Yours Truly;

 

          Gabriel

 

Monday, March 23, 2020

 

“.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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          Hi. Hello.

 

          Happy Monday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          The American voter always holds the right to their option to “write-in” on their voters’ ballot forms any presidential candidates of the voters’ choice, digital or otherwise. Period. Thank you.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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          Free Online Multimedia Broadcast:

 

          Found free online Adult “Rated R” “The Godfather”

 

          It took my spouse one year to find a free online “The Godfather Part I”

 

          Last week, I, thought it on my own, long before the tycoons brought up and spoke about the subject matter to forever give free online services with family-friendly content and free multimedia broadcast feature-length films to the average American citizen per any household sitting at home during quarantine for the next 15 straight days and for the rest of the Americans’ lives. Yep.

 

          Implement a peace keeping resolution to keep the masses calm through free online family-friendly entertainment.

 

Personally, I’m one individual American Citizen who provides free online content to keep the masses appeased, happy and calm and entertained in their homes.

 

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~~~

Literary Disclaimer:

 

No, I’m not a medical doctor.

 

Yes, I’m a cancer patient.

 

Yes, I live with thyroid tumors of the throat.

Yes, I know all about tumor science.

 

~~~

Remotely Saving Our Publications Empire:

 

Yes, I work remote from my cell phone or laptop

Therefore I always have a job

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

          Yours Truly;

 

          Gabriel

 

Sunday, March 22, 2020

 

“.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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          Hi. Hello.

 

          Happy Sunday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          The American voter always holds the right to their option to “write-in” on their voters’ ballot forms any presidential candidates of the voters’ choice, digital or otherwise. Period. Thank you.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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          Free Online Multimedia Broadcast:

 

          Found free online Adult “Rated R” “The Godfather”

 

          It took my spouse one year to find a free online “The Godfather Part I”

 

          Last week, I, thought it on my own, long before the tycoons brought up and spoke about the subject matter to forever give free online services with family-friendly content and free multimedia broadcast feature-length films to the average American citizen per any household sitting at home during quarantine for the next 15 straight days and for the rest of the Americans’ lives. Yep.

 

          Implement a peace keeping resolution to keep the masses calm through free online family-friendly entertainment.

 

          Personally, I’m one individual American Citizen who provides free online content to keep the masses appeased, happy and calm and entertained in their homes.

 

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          Great New Things In The World:

 

          The awesome commercials for the 2020 Census.

 

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          Casino Buffet Food is Tasty to Me:

 

          No, I personally don’t gamble, however. I’m not opposed to casinos because I like the buffet food. Casino buffet food is some of my favorite in the Midwest.

 

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          This Year’s 2019-2020 Taxes:

 

          Yes, for the wealthy millionaire income earners’ money is not “real” money (disappointing) or “cash on the barrel head” rather millions are always on lockdown mode in the stock market.

 

          For the wealthy millionaire income earners money is unreachable and undistributed in the same manner as not having anything any cash and always having to live frugally and Earth "Conservation-alist" mode as meagerly and miserly as possible with only free options for entertainment which most definitely makes life a fun adventure with security and wits and homebound which is where one always belongs, at home.

 

          Last year we lost $2million in the stock market and owed $100,000.00 in lockdown savings accounts collecting interest on the money set aside and always saved to pay off taxes to the IRS at this time of year, April 15, 2020.

 

          The savings account isn’t a checking account therefore no money is or can be drawn out from the savings accounts.

 

          Wealthy people economically live as impoverished people.

 

          Wealthy people are nothing like impoverished people, yet wealthy people live like impoverished people do.

 

          This year 2020 within the last week, we’ve lost $1million in the stock market therefore this tax season 2020 we owe the IRS $50,000.00.

 

          Most Americans know wealthy people live like miserly people because the monetary wealth is always either tied up in stocks or we’ve been informed possibly two years in a row we’re starting to see the pattern of “low level fraudulence” embezzlement to our stocks since we’re losing our investments without any real necessity for lost investments since our stocks are specifically in West Coast marijuana, body and face lotion, Coca Cola, Polaroid, Tesla anything, digital media (the cell phone, apps, free online multimedia feature-length films) and anything electric green energy and natural green energy.

 

          Oil stock is completely a whole another ‘animal’ all together when it comes to the stock market.

 

          Personally, my money’s tied up in the stock market with natural food seeds to grow in the ground.

 

          My money’s tied into the stock market for seed growth for food.

 

          Yes, organic food seems to cause high percentages of cancer in women.

 

          Personally, I don’t know.

 

          “The pattern on the ground” seems to be Twin Cities’ women grow tumors.

 

          Yes, since October 2015 Robbinsdale, MN women have been disclosing to me the women think the women get tumors due to the water supply in the Twin Cities. I don’t know. I’ll have to research it.

 

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          Cancer is Compromised Immune System and I’m Super Healthy:

 

          Personally, I’m super hygienic because I live with cancer.

 

          Since October 2013, I live with thyroid tumors of the throat.

 

          No, I’m no medical threat to society.

 

          Yes, I’m strong and robust except for this re-occurring non-infectious three-week sinus cold of the ears, nose and throat.

 

          My non-contiguous reoccurring sinus cold is obvious for which my non-infectious sinus cold is all in my nasal passages otherwise I’m super healthy, happy and a highly productive volunteer executive producer of the arts as well as multimedia engineer tycoon.

 

          Yes, correct.

 

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~~~

Literary Disclaimer:

 

No, I’m not any type of medical doctor.

Absolutely not.

 

~~~

Political Commentary:

 

Bernie Sanders will be the next

President of the United States of America

 

Bernie Sanders’s Wife will be the next

President of the United States of America

 

I, mean?

Why not?

 

Anyone born in America

Qualifies to run for presidency

Yes.

Correct.

 

~~~

Political Side Bar:

 

Bernie Sanders is so awesome.

Bernie Sanders’s demeanor is calm as a sea captain

 

Bernie Sanders reminds me of a youthful man.

How tremendous for Mr. Sanders to have boundless energy.

 

Biden reminds me of an old man.

 

I most definitely am an old woman.

Thank you.

Mature adulthood.

 

Supposedly, by Western standards “old”

Implies an insult

Get over ourselves.

 

Ever since my 23rd Birthday

Every white person I come across,

Says, I remind them

Of an old woman.

Thank you.

 

My personal goal is for

All parties involved

To Keep The Peace:

Kosher, peaceful, kind

And respectfully inclusive.

 

However, don’t ever touch anyone.

 

Do New York City, New York style of fast walking

Without ever touching another person

 

Do Manhattan, New York style of fast walking

Without ever touching another person

 

Do SoHo, New York style of fast walking

Without ever touching another person

 

Do Weehawken, New Jersey style of fast walking

Without ever touching another person

 

Do Hoboken, New Jersey style of fast walking

Without ever touching another person

 

~~~

American Quarantine:

Life Notes:

 

(For no other reason

Than to blog during quarantine times)

 

Let’s publically record

This modern American life

 

Yes, I took a hearing test.

My hearing’s impeccable.

 

In the next year,

Please get hearing tests done.

Thank you.

 

Seriously, hearing loss turns into

Early-onset dementia

 

“Dementia” is considered a

Mental illness in the psychological book

Of listed mental illnesses

 

Personally, for two-and-a-half months I have

Peacefully co-boarded

In women’s domestic violence shelters

Amongst respectful

Former female felons who

Understand I haven't ever gone to jail

And I'm not able to hack into anything

Because I'm not good

“At making my way out of a brown paper bag”

Without a manual or instructions to run any programs systems.

 

Yes, professionally I was a broadcast engineer

Because I'm able to correctly do the work.

 

However, during the tutorial “learning curve” I'm a tortoise

At learning tutorials

 

Then after I learn any tutorials

Easily I can quickly maneuver

Across any keyboard like piano keys

While building any graphics.

 

Yes, I used to build graphics

For NBC live nightly newscasts

 

Graphic design is ten times easier

To implement

Than to write one good sentence.

 

~~~

Personal Cancer Notes:

 

How unusual, indeed

To write

During an American quarantine

In the month of March

In the year 2020

 

No, I’m not dying from cancer.

 

Yes, I’m living with cancer.

 

Please, make serious distinctions.

 

Since October 2013,

Mature adults realize, I’ve been

Living with small grape-vine like

Thyroid tumors of the throat,

This is serious health business

 

Particularly pertaining to

Any stagnant tumor growth.

 

Waiting for tumors to grow to

Have tumors surgically removed

Is nerve wracking,

However, one must keep calm and alive.

 

Since the mathematical probability increases with any

Compromised immune system

Then one doesn’t

Die from cancer

One simply

Lives with cancer.

 

Do we understand?

The above well-written sentence

Of self-research and self-case study

Of repetitious tumor growth.

 

My cancer is my own business, however.

 

My layperson self-discovered research

Says, please forgive the excruciating pain

To live rather than die from cancer

 

Cancer can live in the body for decades.

Yes, absolutely.

 

However, cancer is usually no big deal

Because Cancer is about

Constant maintenance of low stress hormone levels.

 

Hypothetically, cancer patients are able to practice visualization

To completely shrink away tumors.

 

Visualization is used to

Self heal  from all cancer.

 

One must do Buddhist transcendental meditation

Which I’ve been directly corrected

Buddhism and “Sanskrit” doesn’t go together

(I don’t know.)

 

Buddhism is Himalayas region of Tibet

While “Sanskrit” is Hindi to my knowledge.

 

No, Not “Hindu.”

 

I wrote “Hindi.”

 

“Hindi” is the written language of “Sanskrit” literature.

 

“Hindu” is a person from the country mostly known

as “India” near Borneo, Indonesia.

 

Yes, any adoptees adopted over the age of four then

Mostly develop auto-immune diseases.

 

As someone who

Lives as a cancer patient,

Humbly, I’m here to say I’m healthier

Than I’ve ever been in my entire life.

 

Yes, I live as a cancer survivor many of multiple times over

Throughout a twenty-year period of tumor re-growth

Throughout different organs

In different regions of my body.

Thank you.

 

Definitely, I’m super aware

About the science of tumor growth.

Thank you.

 

~~~

Nope, I’m not sick at all.

 

Simply, wash hands and be hygienic.

Yes, I’m having the best time of my life.

 

Don’t ever touch people.

Period.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

          More later…

 

          Yours Truly;

 

          Gabriel

 

Monday, March 16, 2020

 

“.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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          Hi. Hello.

 

          Happy Monday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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~~~

Rome, Italy.

My Loves

 

          Yes, we’re semi-finalists to the Rome Film Festival therefore we’re waiting to hear back about whether or not we purchase plane tickets from Minnesota, USA to Rome, Italy.

 

          Yes, we’ve been invited to Cannes, France in 2023.

 

          Yes, my Harvard peeps are best friends with Hollywood’s film producers.

 

          Yes, we sold two short films to one France, Hollywood distribution producer.

 

          Yes, the distribution contracts to two short films are signed as of Monday, March 9th, 2020.

 

          Yes, I’m the real deal.

          Yes, I’m a volunteer executive producer of the arts.

 

          Yes, I’m writing a feature-length film script about a Minnesota white publishing Tycoon and a Mayan Harvard writer who fall in love and the modern racism the couple encounters.

 

          Yes, I wrote the $100,000.00 Creative Capital Grant for a filmmaker due Saturday, February 29, 2020.

 

          Yes, I wrote a one-page $35,000.00 letter of proposal for donation to “Zumbrota Ford” car dealership for one of our wounded navy nurses, Friday, March 13, 2020.

 

          Yes, I wrote a one-page $35,000.00 letter of proposal for donation to “House Auto Group MN” car dealership for one of our wounded navy nurses, Friday, March 13, 2020.

 

          Yes, I’m writing the $35,000.00 Milkweed Fellowship for an opera singer due today.

 

          Yes, I’m writing the prestigious $25,000.00 McKnight Fellowship for a Cirque du Soleil ballerina due March 30th, 2020.

 

          Yes, last week we lost $1million dollars in the stock market. Bummer.

 

          Yes, we owe $50,000.00 in taxes.

 

          Yes, we have to fire our entire staff and run our publications empire ourselves.

 

          Yes, our employees try to hit us and pathologically lie about me while trying to date the other boss.

 

          Yes, I have $650,000.000 budget to purchase a real estate property anywhere in the state of Minnesota.

 

          Yes, people hate me because I’m a woman of color who doesn’t put up with inappropriate, disgusting racist and unprofessional misbehavior from white people.

 

          Yes, I’m a quiet tycoon.

 

          Yes, I’m about to launch a multi-media empire. Yep. I am, along with my business partner.

 

          No, my name doesn’t ever go out on any of the grant or Fellowship writings.

 

          Nope, no one knows I’m the author behind the grants or Fellowships or distribution contracts or feature-length scripts.

 

          All of my business film partners are European or Hollywood.

 

          Nope, Minnesota refuses to finance my films therefore I’m now in business with Portugal, Rome, Cannes, Brazil and Belgium.

 

          Of course, Los Angeles and I are besties.

 

          Yes, Los Angeles loves me while Minnesota makes my life a living hell.

 

          Minnesota, I love you, however, you get in my way to conduct proper global business.

 

          Yes, I’m on fire. I’m on a roll.

 

          The whole world wants my writings and brains.

 

          Minnesota is the only place for which slams doors in my face while the rest of the world loves me for being blunt, sober, strict and serious.

 

          Most people can’t do what I do in a lifetime.

 

          Yes, I get more done in one day than most people ever do in a lifetime. I’m naturally gifted and good at writing therefore I can get the work well done.

 

~~~

Blatant Racism

At

Kelly’s Tap House Bar and Grill

By

Red Wing, MN

 

St. James Hotel’s

Professional Wait Staff

Saved the Day!

Thank you!

 

          No, I’m not ever envious or jealous of white people.

 

          Simply, I would like to be treated as good as white waitresses treat other white patrons.

 

          This is the point I want to make: When there’s a party dining out then the white racist rude female waitress doesn’t make it a point to only remember the previous white patrons’ orders at the table.

 

          If the white racist waitress has such an impeccable memory then she will make it a point to remember all of the patrons’ orders otherwise shut up and don’t show off to the white patrons only to get in with the white patrons.

 

          Racist white waitresses have no business showing off to white patrons who the waitress thinks are rich while the waitress looks down upon people of color because I’m the one paying the bill.

 

          This is America.

 

          My money’s just as good as white patrons’ money.

 

~~~

W.A. Frost Rocks My World!

Shakespeare’s Right Here

I can’t help it I was born gifted with the plume

 

          My favorite restaurant in all of Minnesota is W.A. Frost because I’m treated like a human rather than trash.

 

          The subtle passive/aggressive cruelty of Minnesota’s racism is that white female waitresses tend to ignore and look down upon people of color.

 

          The irony of it all is most white waitresses are rather ignorant and bias against people of color yet there they are waiting tables. If white waitresses think they’re better than people of color then don’t wait tables.

 

          The cruelty is that white female waitresses tend to “fall all over the place” for white patrons then turn around and treat people of color like trash by ignoring people of color. I get sick of the stupidity of subtle passive/aggressive racism.

 

          Personally, I think my money’s good enough therefore also treat me as good and as important as white patrons at restaurants.

 

          No, I’m not asking for any special treatment.

 

          Simply, I’m asking for the same treatment as white patrons.

 

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Kelly’s Tap House Bar and Grill

By

Racist White Waitresses

 

          On Sunday, March 15, 2020, my lunch guest and I stopped into Kelly’s in Red Wing, MN.

 

          For as long as I live, I refuse to set another foot inside Kelly’s ever again because our middle-aged white wrinkly show off of a female waitress couldn’t stop paying more attention to my white lunch guest and kept excluding me like the white racist waitress was dining with us or like she was a part of our party somehow.

 

          We’ve been to Kelly’s three times and each time we’ve dined there the waitresses tend to wear cheap spandex tights in which the female waitresses vaginas hang out all over the place. It’s so disgusting.

 

          The white female racist waitresses’ crotches are level with the tables so all one can see is their vagina lines where their labia’s meet at the tip of their crotches through their spandex tights. It’s so gross, I could almost vomit.

 

          Yep, I’m nearly sick to my stomach writing about the ugly little small town white racist waitresses’ spandex crotches when I think about how unprofessional these women really and truly are.

 

          Now, we’d been to Kelly’s both last Saturday and this past Saturday night.

 

          Every time, I get up to go to the bathroom then suddenly the white female racist waitresses or hostesses or busters make it a point to directly go to our table and chat it up with my dining guest because waitresses throw themselves at my white dining guests.

 

          This misbehavior is déclassé and so inappropriate and rude and disgusting and unprofessional. I don’t ever seem to be able to leave the table without any waitress trying to get into our business.

 

          The same waitress who served us on Saturday, March 7th, 2020, made it a point to show off and tell my lunch guest everything my white guest had ever ordered yet she couldn’t remember anything I had ever ordered which is the same thing: A California burger and coffee with cream. Come on! Please.

 

          The middle-aged racist white waitress said I had ordered macaroni and cheese which I haven’t ever ordered macaroni and cheese at any restaurant since I can make it at home.

 

          Although, all I’m ever in search of is macaroni and cheese except it has to be made to perfection.

 

          Yes, I made it a point to call back the racist waitress to our table and poignantly asked her why she had remembered my guest’s past and previous orders yet she had not remembered mine.

 

          She explained that my guest looked like “Cheech and Chong.”

 

          Wo! What a creep. Nobody says stupid shit like that.

 

          Then I asked her why she didn’t remember my previous orders.

 

          She didn’t have a good answer.

 

          Yesterday, my guest’s food arrived and my guest was first served while I waited another ten more minutes for my food. I sat there and watched my lunch guest eat while I waited for my stupid 40/60 burger since I decided to try something different.

 

          By the time my food arrived late, I had lost my entire appetite and called our waitress back to our table to inform our bias waitress I wasn’t going to eat any of the food because my lunch guest explained that because I had addressed an issue with her then she most likely she had told the kitchen staff to spit into my food therefore I didn’t dare touch my food.

 

          My hamburger was served anyway and some bitchy sixteen year old blonde in cheap ugly spandex with her crotch revealed tried to serve me the hamburger I had already rejected therefore she made an ugly face like she was a wounded animal and walked back to our waitress who informed the crotch blond buster I had already informed our waitress I didn’t want the spat in hamburger.

 

          Then my lunch guest complained their ribs were dry and didn’t want to eat them.

 

          Once again I got up and found the frantically inappropriate, unprofessional and bias waitress and made it a point to tell her we weren’t going to eat the dry gross ribs either.

 

          She walked over to the table and said something to my lunch guest and told us she would compliment my guest’s alcoholic drink.

 

          We got up and left.

 

          We completely lost our appetite.

 

          My dining guest and I stopped into the St. James Hotel and took a private tour of the St. James Hotel then we skateboarded downtown Red Wing, MN then we stopped back into the fifth floor of the St. James Hotel to dine and I had the best hamburger ever.

 

          My hamburger at the St. James Hotel was ten times better than any of Kelly’s burgers and my hamburger and our meal was the same price as Kelly’s.

 

          Please, go to the St. James Hotel for the same price as Kelly’s.

 

          The male wait staff at the St. James is as professional and as inclusive as the staff at W.A. Frost.

 

          My hamburger at the St. James Hotel was as good as my burgers at W.A. Frost.

 

          Thank you, St. James Hotel and W.A. Frost for making my dining experience as excellent as Disney World.

 

          Thank you.

 

          Please, Minnesota, I get weepy and heartbroken each time I get excluded or looked down upon or abused by the wait staff because my money’s just as good as any other white patron’s money. I do get weepy. I hate being treated badly by female wait staff.

 

          Professionally and secretly as a volunteer I make Minnesota millions of dollars. What’s the issue?

 

          Yours Truly;

 

          Gabriel

         

Wednesday, March 11, 2020

                                             

“.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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A book: “Manners Culture and Dress: of the Best American Society, including social, commercial and legal forms, Letter Writing, Invitations, &c., also valuable suggestions on Self Culture and Home Training” By Richard A. Wells, A.M., Illustrated, King, Richardson & CO., Publishers, Springfield, Mass., and De Moines, Iowa, 1891.

 

Dress Etiquette.

 

Dress.

 

Chapter 26.

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          Hi. Hello.

 

          Happy Wednesday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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Bernie Sanders is so cool.

 

 

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My One Brother

Is a bartender

At

Palmer’s Bar

Yep.

 

All of my debts are paid up

 

Personally, I haven’t owed any debts

Since August 2017

 

The only debt, I owed was exactly one cup of coffee

To one specific individual

 

Finally, I paid back the one cup of coffee

To my brother the bartender

At Palmer’s

 

Yes, the owner knows exactly who I am.

Yep.

We talk.

The owner told me

About being in the half-time of the Super Bowl

Cool.

Yes, I have yet to research his band.

 

The last time,

My brother, the bartender and I saw each other

My brother treated me to a free cup of coffee

Because one hour earlier I had almost and nearly

Been run over by a car

With eye witnesses

 

My one brother

Who happens to work as a bartender

at Palmer’s

Is my brother

Because my brother’s best-friend

Was also my best-friend

Before Mr. Guttenfelder died

From prostate cancer

 

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Lost Staging

By

Kelly Guttenfelder

R.I.P.

 

          Personal Note:

 

          Yes, I did literally work as a volunteer apprentice (after three months appointed to step-in as volunteer boss to thirty-to-fifty freelance contract riggers and one mechanical engineer) and I did in fact run the company “Lost Staging” by Kelly Guttenfelder and his silent business partner from April 2009 to October 2009 base camp based out of The Seward Neighborhood, south Minneapolis, MN, West Bank, U.S.A.

 

          (Grammar-correct states the above sentence is correct.) Ok.

 

          Yes, I sat in meetings with large national acts and their “publicists” (there is another English word for this type of title in the music industry) and the industry professionals would write a one one-hundred thousand ($100,000.00) dollar check (2009) for “Lost Staging” to go and begin to build the national acts’ stages from the steal-beams dug into the ground up to the tip of the stage roof then more pay to conduct the mechanical engineering during concerts and run crews of contract employees to hire the best “second-riggers” in the world.) Period.

 

          (Grammar-correct states the above sentence is correct.) Ok.

 

~~~

National Acts’ Stages

By

“Lost Staging”

April 2009 - October 2009

Kelly Guttenfelder

R.I.P.

 

          Who did we meet with?

 

          Let’s see.

 

          The following Music Industry Professionals:

          (Most likely not the correct spelling of the names, I’m sorry, I have yet to research.)

 

          Yes, I have yet to hear the following musicians’ music:

 

          Rascal Flats

          LeAnn Rimes

          Darius Rucker

          The Dave Matthews Band

 

          For U2, the stage building masters handed me the blue prints and asked: “What do you think?”

 

          “About what?” I asked.

 

          “Will it hold?” I was asked.

 

          “Let me look at this.” I studied the blue prints.

 

          We stood in silence while I looked over the blue prints.

 

          “Yep” I smiled and went back to my work.

         

          Yes, I stayed-on three months longer into my volunteer apprenticeship because my then bestie lay dying/recuperating and healing from an aggressive prostate cancer while I was appointed to his company as volunteer boss because each Friday I was entrusted to do cash payroll starting at $100,000.00 on my person in cash. Do you know what a tremendous responsibility it is to be responsible for $100,000.00 on cash? Oh, my goodness.

 

          Then again April 2010 to October 2020 I was asked to once again volunteer as volunteer boss to reconstruct an entire Guthrie stage to refurbish. Ok. I did. I did rebuild and welded an entire Guthrie stage by myself the summer of 2010 while conducting business by cell phone. Yep.

 

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Hi, Minnesota

Yes, we’re Monogamous Heterosexual Exclusive Couple

Correct.

 

Yes, I’m right here.

Yes, Minnesota, I’m skateboarding the state.

Yes.

Correct.

 

Yes, literally I’m conducting business out of

Red Wing, MN and Saint Paul, MN and Minneapolis, MN

 

Yes, nearly anywhere I go,

The Minnesotans starve.

What a bummer.

 

Since the Minnesotans starve

Then I also chose to semi-starve right along with them.

 

Yes, after the age of forty

Modern science states to semi-starve;

For the duration of longevity

 

Yes correct modern people can live to be one-hundred years old.

 

Yes, I live with an auto-immune disease

For which I grow tumors

Throughout different parts of my body

At different times

 

Yes, an auto-immune disease is low immune system.

Therefore, people with ether low immune system

Or auto-immune diseases

Or newborns

Or the elderly might want to stay near home

Or not,

The decision is legally up to

Each private individual citizen.

 

Personally, I’m a cancer survivor.

It’s my personal business.

 

Personally, I’ve been living with

Either tumors or cancer or both.

It’s my personal business.

 

Personally, I know I live with cancer

And beat it every single time.

It’s my personal business.

 

Personally, I know I always

Have one foot in the grave.

It’s my personal business.

 

Personally, I know I’ll beat each and every single

Bout of tumors until menopause.

It’s my personal business.

 

Personally, I aim to live to be

One-hundred years old.

It’s my personal business.

 

Personally, I haven’t bought into the media hype

I’m having the best time of my life

Traveling all over the Twin Cities

It’s my personal business.

All week I’ve been conducting film business.

Yep.

 

          Artists Grant Writing:

 

          Don’t front with me, Minnesota.

 

          Yes, I know my stuff.

 

          Yes, I know exactly what I’m talking about. Yep.

 

          It’s obvious I know what I’m talking about.

 

          Yes, for twenty years, I’ve been asked to step-in as volunteer executive producer or appointed volunteer boss to take over the executive functions because artists make absolutely no monies of their own.

 

          Yes, I’ve always been asked to step in as a volunteer and function like the boss in the position of the boss except for no pay. Sigh.

 

          Yes, I know how to write artists’ grants starting at $100,000.00 without any pay in return because artists don’t seem to pay-up after the money is dispensed and even though I continue to conduct handshakes for a percentage (%) of the grants’ cut not once and not ever have any Minnesota artists ever paid me for writing their grants therefore I’m a volunteer executive producer or appointed volunteer boss until three weeks ago I was brought in as 25% ownership to the rights of a feature-length film. Yep.

 

          Hi, Portugal.

 

          No, I will neither be on the ground nor on the film set, however. 25% of the film belongs to me so please be good to our film industry workers, producers and director. Thank you. 

 

          Personally, I don’t make anything out of film distribution contracts because I have yet to collect one single penny out of countless and many film distribution contracts I’ve signed over the last twenty years.

 

          Yes, I’ve signed many film distribution contracts and I have still yet to receive one single penny in royalties. Hahaha. LOL. Pretty funny when I think about it.

 

          If artists paid-up then I would have literally and exactly and factually 1million dollars earned to burn into the stock market tomorrow before the markets close. Hahaha. Yep.

 

          Yes, if I had my 1million I would sink it straight into the stock markets tomorrow at the opening bell and I would sink 1 million into the following stocks: …

 

          More later…

 

          Gabriel

 

Monday, March 3, 2020

 

“.”

 

(Leo Rosten’s Treasury of Jewish Quotations)

 

 

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A book: “Manners Culture and Dress: of the Best American Society, including social, commercial and legal forms, Letter Writing, Invitations, &c., also valuable suggestions on Self Culture and Home Training” By Richard A. Wells, A.M., Illustrated, King, Richardson & CO., Publishers, Springfield, Mass., and De Moines, Iowa, 1891.

 

Dress Etiquette.

 

Dress.

 

Chapter 26.

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For breakfasting in public

or at the house

 

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          Hi. Hello.

 

          Happy Monday!

 

          Bernie Sanders all the way!

 

          Bernie Sanders has my vote.

 

          Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

 

          Impeach Donald Trump.

 

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Hi, Minnesota

Yes, we’re Monogamous Heterosexual Exclusive Couple

Correct.

 

          Yes, Minnesota, I’m here.

 

          Hi, Minnesota.

 

          Hello, Minnesota.

 

          Well, Minnesota, we’re still here.

 

          Yes, on Thursday, February 27, 2020 I did successfully submit our $100,000.00 Creative Capital Grant for the foreign film director.

 

          Yes, I’m working on a $50,000 Fellowship for an opera singer.

 

          Yes, I’m working on two micro grants for two women in dire need of vehicles.

 

          Yes, I’m working on two $500,000.00 grants for Twin Cities' business owners.

 

          Yes, I’m looking over a worldwide film distribution contract.

 

          Yes, I’m up to my eyeballs in paperwork as always.

 

          Hi, babies.

 

          Yes, I’m right here as I’m always here.

 

          Yes, last Tuesday, February 25th, 2020 I factually had my left wrist fractured. No, I don’t self harm.

 

          Yes, it’s incredibly difficult to write with a fractured wrist. Absolutely.

 

          As a writer to have a fractured wrist is torture and even though I haven’t been blogging much I still have gone on with my grant writing responsibilities because I hold serious responsibilities to artists, mathematicians, scientists and business owners all over the world.

 

          Yes, I’m on my way to become a multimillionaire.

 

          Yes, it’s obvious.

 

          Rarely, does anyone know how to write $500,000.00 grants and I happen to know how to and actually be quite good at it.

 

          Well, that’s it for now with a fractured left wrist.

 

          Yes, this little bit of writing has been excruciatingly painful.

 

          Minnesota, I love you.

 

          Minnesota, respect me.

 

          Yours Truly,

 

          Gabriel

 

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