Obeservations

Policies into Bills to be made into Laws

Wednesday, November 9, 2016-2020

Anti-prejudice women laws, or anti-prejudice gay and lesbian and transgender and transsexual laws, or open “Free Trade” markets, or Monopoly regulations, or EPA expansion, or universal free healthcare, or universal free Higher Education, or gun regulation laws, or anti-brutality police regulations and laws and anti-gun violence regulations and laws against the brutalization of black men and other minority citizens and civilians, or free childcare, or increase taxes on the wealthy 1%, or friendly environmental laws, or free early childhood classes, or free public school lunches, or ending this two decade long warfare in the Middle East and redistributing funds to veterans’ welfare and educational infrastructure, or immigration reform, or rightly so turning corporations back into what corporations are which is institutions rather than lending a false identity to corporations as individuals, or no oil pipeline through the Midwest’s heartland, equal pay for equal work, single payer healthcare system, or raise the minimum wage to $21.00 (twenty-one American dollars) hourly rate per increase (“hike”) of annual inflation in the markets according to Mr. Bill Moyers’s information and research, or voter suppression laws, or free media without politicians’ threats or bullying or intimidation against the Free Press’s journalists’ or reporters’ lives who must get home in-time for supper and a bedtime story, or modern American infrastructure such as public libraries and public arboretums and public gardens and public sculpture gardens and public solariums and atriums and public planetariums and public graveyards as safe municipal services to all American private citizens and civilians or, or, or…etc.

Literary Disclaimer: Writing is creative literary arts. Writing isn’t real. Writing isn’t any type of psychological test. Writing isn’t conversation. Writing isn’t spoken word. Writing isn’t speech giving. Writing isn’t lectures. Writing isn’t talking. Writing isn’t actions. Writing is thoughts written down to convey logic and reason. Writing isn’t “witchcraft.” Writing is letters, punctuation and grammar.

“Constructive criticism” feedback is for when in person or for critical papers written in school or for newspaper critics whose jobs is to write critiques about the culinary arts or the arts or films and for “writing workshops’” roundtables. Content is creative writing. Writing isn’t erratic since writing isn’t a person. Writing is ideas and thoughts and opinions. Writing is consistency to practice writing. Writing’s work. Writing English’s a task de jour.

My main Literary Goals:

To write with the Queen’s English.

To write as closely as possibly to “dead white males” otherwise writing isn’t considered any good.

Writing isn’t Speaking

Modern speech is modern.

Modern speech’s authentically empathetic.

Speaking isn’t writing.

Talking isn’t writing.

Discussion isn’t writing.

Conversation isn’t writing.

Creative writing’s creatively experimental in nature.

Mother Nature is cruel at best.

Writing’s after the fact.

Writing isn’t any crime.

Writing’s any discipline.

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Saturday, March 28, 2020

Literary Disclaimer

No, I personally don’t have any wealth.

Possibly there might be

$4.00 in my checking account.

(Hahaha.)

Lol.

However, I’m indeed in

Multimillion dollar contracts

(as in plural and more than one)

For which I still

Haven’t ever seen

A single penny

Yes, for twenty-years I’ve worked

For multimillionaires

And no one’s

Ever paid me

Payroll or cash yet

What am I going to do?

Weep and cry rivers?

No.

Diligently, I continue to support

My own work as an

Appointed intellectual

Volunteer boss

Minnesota Multimillionaires

And their frugal denouncements

Personally, I’m always proud to be an American Citizen/Civilian writer born full blooded 100% Salvadorian Maya and raised for the first ten years in Costa Rica then at age ten adopted into one of the wealthiest families in the country/world in that our intellectual blue blooded family has resided in Rockport, Massachusetts (Cape Ann, Massachusetts) for the past 340 years without batting an eyelash.

Yes, I come from 340 years of the wealthiest zip code in America according to Harvard and their intelligence. Cheers.

Yes, I’m serious business because I inherit my part of an empire worth 340 years of collected interest and until then I’m putting off wealth because when I’m eighty I’ll still be doing the same thing I’m doing right now which is publically writing.

For one whole year peacefully my father and I text weekly and my dad’s only rule is not to traumatize him with anything bad about the past or violence or anything negative. Okay.

My only rule is: don’t criticize me, lecture me about my life and don’t tell me how to be or how to live. Okay.

For one whole year peacefully my mother and I text weekly and my mom’s only rule is to not use any swear words. Okay.

My only rule is: don’t criticize me, lecture me about my life and don’t tell me how to be or how to live. Okay.

Finally, for the first time in my life both of my parents get, I don’t drink or use drugs, and remotely I’m a highly socialized introvert and homebody who remotely writes grants and fellowships as well as work as a remote blogger and remotely write feature-length film scripts and remotely write distribution film contracts and look over blueprints and remotely work as appointed volunteer intellectual engineer tycoon boss for no pay. Hahaha. Lol.

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Writing Is Worth More Than Money

Seriously, I can’t help the business of writing doesn’t pay.

No, I haven’t ever been a prostitute.

No, I haven’t ever been a stripper.

No, I haven’t ever been a pharmaceuticals rep.

Yes, I’m simply a humble volunteer writer like a Public Service Announcement.

Yes, everywhere I go, I have people tell me, they think me brilliant, and kind and genuinely warm and an excellent conversationalist. Thanks!

Even though, I haven’t ever made any monies from my intellectual work, still, yet, diligently for twenty-years I work on volunteer writing Fellowships and grants and feature-length film scripts and consult on intellectual CEO matters even though at first CEO’s don’t ever listen to me.

Many CEO’s will outright insult me and get quite mean, rude and cruel with me then immediately get on the phone (or text is quickest) and profoundly and profusely apologize because bosses come to realize I was right all along thus bosses literally fire their entire staff and invite and welcome and carte blanch my existence to remotely run their entire empires from my cell phone because I can do the job of ten people because I actually know what I’m talking about therefore I get appointed volunteer graphic design departmental boss because I don’t ask questions I simply get the digital work well done then check the empires’ stocks and consult on stock market matters even though real estate is what actually makes multimillionaires except who wants the hassle to be a landlord. Nobody.

Also in 2010 I began to consult on corporate and commercial CEO matters even though sometimes I have literal staff and employees scream, swear and yell at me and threaten violence for suggesting to bosses to go completely remote.

Employees seem to lose their minds when I come in and clean house for the purpose to ensure the bosses’ main objective wishes which is to always utilize compact and lightweight digital devices to remotely run the company from anywhere on the ground or around the globe. Ok.

Since 2010, I’ve been working as remote volunteer corporate and commercial CEO consultant.

Why?

Because I tell it like it is. I tell it like I see it. No bullshit. No flirting. No wreckage. No whims. No stupidity to get noticed. No malice. No cruelty. Only Intelligence, however.

Yes, I’d much rather sit around and write feature-length film scripts and eat healthy snacks and make an awesome percolator cup of coffee. Yep.

Monday, September 21, 2020

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Happy wellness!

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Bernie Sanders all the way!

(Please, write-in Bernie Sanders’s name into the ballot. Thanks!)

Bernie Sanders has my vote.

Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

Impeach Donald Trump.

Please, don’t give Donald Trump anymore air time.

Undisclosed armies are militia and Americans’ Constitution reads by the 2^nd Amendment to “bare arms” against any unknown entities known as “traitors of the state” because taxpayers are the majority two-thirds and we want to know what exactly our Constitutional dollars go towards so there better be Insignia which states “Police,” or “FBI” or “CDC” and so forth.

No, tear gas is not to be utilized against peaceful American demonstrators because “The Battle of Versailles” wasn’t exactly a battle more like en masse of starving French “commoners” went ahead and by right took over the palace and imprisoned the monarchy and brought the monarchy to the guillotine which is a blade to slice off the head at the neck. Yuck. Yikes.

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COVID-19

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No, I’m not a thief

No, I’m not a liar

Yes, I video record

My entire life

So that I may not

Get severely harmed

Or wrongly accused

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Supposed Six Stolen Gold Coins

Found on the two perpetrators

One of the two accusatory parties is

Under the influence of

A lot of pain killers

So I take abuse

By being wrongly accused

The very people who

Wrongly accused me

Of six stolen gold coins

Hid the coins themselves

And miraculously found them

However, no one will notify me

Of their factual findings

I only know the coins

Were found because

The abuse stopped

Since I haven’t ever seen the coins

Then most likely the coins don’t exist

No, I haven’t ever seen the coins

So I don’t even know if this is an illusion

Simply, I only know the supposed coins

Were hidden and I was wrongly

Accused of stealing

And now there’s no issue

Because there wasn’t ever an issue

To begin with simply

Only an excuse to l

Literally suffocate me

Wow.

Really

Why not just ask for my permission

“Gabriel, may I suffocate you?”

No.

Just like that the

Coins were found

And I stopped getting

Shouted, sworn and screamed at

Directly into my ear drums

The shoving and pushing stopped

Whew!

Now, I’m informed

The accusing party doesn’t

Believe I ever stole anything

Because the accusers have the coins

And lied about it

I look like I’ve seen a ghost

I look terrified

I look scared

I look like a shell of a human

Because I know what

Being suffocated is like

With my face down

While my nose is purposely pinched

And my arms and legs

Flail for oxygen

While the abuser puts his mouth

Directly into my ear drum and screams

When this happens to you

Then your entire body thinks

It’s having a seizure

Since Thursday, throughout

The days I’ve been locked in

A basement as a form

Of punishment as though

I was unsafe

Except I don’t suffocate anyone

I get suffocated

Nobody has to believe me.

I video record everything.

Nowadays, I purposely

Ask my abusers to

Lock me into the basement

So when my two abusers scream

At each other upstairs then

I have an alibi which is a lock

If my abuser (56 and 88)

Hurt each other then

I’m locked in the basement

I don’t have anything

To do with their abuse

I’m working on placing hidden

Cameras all over the house

And office

Anybody who justifies

Locking another person in or out

Is definitely either a rapist

Or a victim of child rape

I didn’t know people locked

Adults into rooms for

Days at a time

I’m informed it’s not common practice

Simply, only psychopaths do that

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No, I don’t even know what

A single gold coin looks like

Most likely the coins didn’t

Ever exist, anyway

However, it’s no longer

An issue because the

Coins weren’t ever missing

In the first place to begin with

Or the coins were hidden

To make it look like the

Coins had been stolen

Which the coins weren’t ever stolen

Yesterday, Sunday, September 19, 2020,

At 2:00pm

I was informed

I hadn’t ever taken the coins

And sorry I was so brutalized.

So, the six coins

Are in the perpetrators’

Procession because the

Perpetrator had them in their

Possession the entire time

Last night my perpetrator calmed down

Because the

Gold coins were always in

Their possession

And it was simply

An excuse and ploy

To harm me

Stupid

Today, I’m found innocent

Because I didn’t do anything

Because I hadn’t ever done anything wrong

Abusers know exactly what they do

Personally, I don’t know why abusers

Find any excuse to hurt and harm

Raging abusers rage for no reason

Mostly, I’m traumatized of

Being suffocated on Thursday night

Than of being wrongly accused

Because after one gets

Suffocated and stops breathing

For 6 seconds

Then one knows one

Is so close to

Being gravely harmed

In a deadly way

Yes, everything is video recorded

Being suffocated is like drowning

Silent and deadly

When one’s being suffocated

Then no sound is made

Yet one’s practically being murdered

I know what it’s like to

Have knees dug into my lungs

Or knees dug into my vertebrae

While my face is shoved

Into pillows or couches

You’ll not ever be so scared

In your entire life

I don’t know why I’m always held from behind

And punched and forced

To suffocate into pillows or couches

Abusers don’t love their victimized

Abusers simply want control

Abusers will always abuse

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Why don’t I leave?

Personally, I haven’t left

Because I love my abuser

Secondly, I haven’t left

Because I’m exhausted

Just as I begin to recover

Then weekly some type

Of domestic violence occurs

And I’m left exhausted from

The occurrence

Domestic Violence Abuse

Is boring, silent and hidden

No, I don’t keep quiet

About domestic violence abuse

Because it’s not my crime

The abuser constantly shouts

From the roof tops about

How they’re abused

Except nothing happens

To an abuser with

The exception of self defense

Abusers don’t go for the weak

Abusers go for the strong

Abuse is so perverted and scary

Personally, I’ve developed

A nervous disposition

And I’m extremely jumpy

Because I don’t know when I’m

Going to be harmed next,

However, there’s always a next time

Abusers like their victimized

Quiet and subdued therefore

Abusers tend to either

Choke or suffocate their victimized

Yes, I’m a survivor of domestic violence abuse

No, I’m not a victim because I don’t

Comply with the abuse

Yes, I’m victimized, however

I’m not a victim

I send video-text to investigators,

Police, friends, neighbors, celebrities

And people in high powered positions

My abuse isn’t hidden

No, I don’t want my abuser in jail

I simply want my abuser to

Attend an all male

Domestic violence abuse

Anger management course

In exchange for being suffocated

I’m not asking for much

Simply to have my perpetrator

Take an anger management course

On Thursday, September 17, 2020 at 8:30pm I was wrongly accused of stealing 6 or 8 gold coins. The story changes all the time about how many coins there were. Sometimes it’s six coins and sometimes it’s eight and sometimes it’s a small suitcase full. I don’t know. Psychopaths are pathological liars.

Here at the Bates Hotel I have to video record everything because psychopaths are so creepy and perverted.

Sometimes, I was informed the gold coins were worth $50,000 or sometimes the gold coins were worth $100,000. I don’t know. I haven’t ever seen one single gold coin in my life. I wouldn’t know what a gold coin even looks like. I was interrogated, screamed at, yelled at, pushed and shoved and continually screamed at for an entire hour while I was called a whore and a cunt.

The entire time I was interrogated I was abused.

I repeated the same thing over and over again which was “I don’t know anything about any gold coins. I haven’t ever seen any gold coins so I don’t even know if the gold coins exist.”

The more I repeated myself then the more I was terrorized and told to admit what I had done. Since I haven’t done anything then I didn’t admit to anything because why would I? I wouldn’t.

On Thursday, September 17, 2020 At 10:00pm I was held again my will face down on a couch while my nose was pinched and my face into the couched as my abuser directly shouted into my right ear drum.

My abuser blew out my ear drum. I don’t have any buzzing sounds in my ears, simply both of my ears hurt all day long and all night long.

My ears drums haven’t stopped hurting in six months.

Yes, I video record all of my abuse therefore I’m not the abuser. It’s not me.

Since Thursday, I’ve been locked in a basement where there’s no food.

If I leave the property then I’m accused of being a whore.

Now, the whole world knows I don’t care for gold.

For a decade I’ve been writing about how gold is stupid because it’s heavy and cumbersome and I really do believe in the currency and value of cash above all other currency mainly and primarily because cash has the value to purchase milk and bread.

Sometimes, I’m informed there is a grey case two inches tall five inches wide full of gold coins except for the past two years all I ever heard is there are six coins and not a suitcase full of gold coins so the story holds many discrepancies.

Twice my perpetrator mentioned I had taken the coins and placed them inside a plastic bag. When I asked him why he would say that then he became irate and I was suffocated. So I know the truth because instead of holding dialogue then I’m abused.

Abusers are so obvious.

Overly charming and require a lot of praise and attention.

Yours Truly,

Gabriel

Saturday, September 12, 2020

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Bernie Sanders has my vote.

Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

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Elder Domestic Abuse

This week I was most inconvenienced

On Sunday an elderly person

Informed me about their

Domestic violence abuse

On Sunday the elderly person

Informed me of their physical assaults

Therefore I found it my duty to report it

For a second time

On Thursday an elderly person

Informed me of ten years

Of being “shoved” and “pushed”

I had no idea.

I had no clue.

What am I supposed to do with such information?

Report it.

Please.

Now, let’s address the subject matter of

Elderly domestic abuse

Personally, I don’t want to write

About the subject matter

Of elderly domestic abuse

Because I’m exhausted and tired

Of covering the subject matter

Of elderly violence abuse

So, with 7 million readers

The entire world knows I tell

The truth because I run

The entire graphic design department

Of a publications company

And I sale thousands of dollars in

Advertisement sales

And everybody knows I love the work

Of talking with authorized

Marketing executives from

All five surrounding areas

Because I’m the new boss

Because the former boss

Must retire for his own health

And sanity since the former

Boss hasn’t had a vacation

In 20 years and people go

Literally insane if they don’t pace themselves

And if they don’t take vacations

Now, I don’t have any reason to lie

Because I had no idea the

Elderly person was being

Shoved and pushed.

I had no idea or I would’ve spoken sooner

Now, if the elderly person woman

Is lying then she has to be admitted to

A psychiatric care because

I had no idea

Personally, I was so hurt and stunned

And shocked to have heard such

Horrendous testimonial from

An elderly person

How could I have not known?

I mean really?

We live under the same roof and I had no idea.

The thought hadn’t even entered my mind.

I had no idea.

I’m sorry I’m so stunned.

However, I won’t lie.

I was inconvenienced by such

Horrendous testimonial

So I reported it because

The elderly person told me not to

Except such horrors aren’t

My shame or abuse therefore

I have a legal duty to report

Such confidences

Because I don’t hold

Attorney privileges and I’m

A legal private citizen

Who must report such

Physical violence because whether I’m

Here or not the cycle of abuse will

Continue

The main and only reason I had to report it

Is because the elderly person

Confided in me

They didn’t feel safe in the home

And they were afraid of getting killed

There.

Yes, I said it first.

Yes, I’m this cool.

So, What am I supposed to do?

Not tell, then go to jail.

Or tell and be called a liar.

So, I told the truth.

And I don’t care because I’m a mature adult.

Look, just because I swear and

Utilize vivid language this doesn’t

Make me a liar.

If anything it makes me a true person.

An ordinary person.

An intelligent person.

Yes, I know exactly what I’m doing

Because I took semesters in

Whistle blowing

Now, in any family or institution or

Any type of structured unit

Then there are laws and civil conduct

There’s zero tolerance

For physical violence abuse

Two, there’s zero tolerance

For verbal abuse

There’s no reason to get heated

And go from zero to a hundred

In 60 seconds

Because the amphibian brain takes over

And all there is in the amphibian brain

Is fight or flight

Now, the frontal lobe

Is intellectual refinement

Therefore one must be intelligent

Now, as a writer I’m

Obligated to report

Any physical violence abuse

Another adult reports to me

As far as my own physical abuse I

Do my own reporting because I don’t

Make excuses for abusers

Yes, I tell it like it is

Yes, I tell it like I see it

Personally, I don’t want to address

Any subject matter about

Elderly domestic abuse

Yet I must

Ok, so I think this pretty much covers my week

The other thing for which

Is an occurrence in my life is I

Get locked out

And I must sit right outside the door

And not leave the property

So, hours can go by

And without bathroom breaks, food or water

Yes, I sit and wait out my punishments

For asking not to be verbally abused

Or to please not be spoken badly

Or to please not be screamed at

Or to please not be sworn at

Yes, some days if you saw me

In action then you would understand

I’m quite gracious, awesome and heroic

While telling any bully to

Please, don’t swear at me,

Grab me,

Yell at me,

Scream into my ear drums.

My ears have been hurting

For the past six months of being yelled at.

No, I don’t hear a buzzing sound in my ears.

Literally, my ear drums hurt.

Yes, I graciously go about the days

As volunteer tycoon

Without pay and my feet hurt

From old tennis shoes

And I don’t eat regular meals

And I’m overworked

And I’m hated

And told I’m a liar

Except the whole world knows

Yes, I tell the truth

Thus I don’t have to go around

Asking for pity

Or reporting abuse

Because I’m bored by abuse

And abuse takes up a lot of precious time

As well as abuse

Gets monotonous

So, I’m tired of abuse

Yes, I’m tired of being called a liar

Even though we all know

Perfec

Whether I’m thrown out like a dog

Or not I tell the truth because

The

Well, I have to write

About the subject matter

Of Elder Domestic Abuse

Highland, Park

What are you doing?

Yes, I come with serious credentials

Look whether I’m here or not

The cycle of domestic abuse

Will continue

Therefore I’ve told the truth

The whole truth so help me God

Yes, I get entrance into heaven

Yes, at this point the whole world

Knows I chronicle my entire life

Without much waver

Or untruths

Because I don’t have anything to lie about

Writing is all legalities and

One must tell the entire truth

Primarily to make sense out of life

And to save others from the mistakes

Of anyone with a real and true and good

Moral tale about anything

Now,

Wednesday, September 2, 2020

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Bernie Sanders has my vote.

Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

Impeach Donald Trump.

Please, don’t give Donald Trump anymore air time.

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BITCOIN:

Why is Bitcoin stock so volatile?

What gives?

My money is in Bitcoin.

Shape up.

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Alibaba and Tesla:

What on Earth?

What is the market up to?

Nothing is constant.

What’s going on?

Come on!

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Baseball:

The cardboard cutout of people is freaking out the rest of the country.

The fake sound of crowd noise is freaking out the rest of the country.

Look, the rest of us exercise and play and skateboard and live without the fake sounds of crowd noise so the rest of us can’t understand why professional players can’t handle real life like the rest of us.

The fake laughing tracks and fake people and fake cardboard cutouts are real creepy.

The rest of the country is talking about how idiotic and weird fake cardboard cutouts are.

Please, we’re living in creepy enough times.

Please, don’t scare the Americans with fake cardboard cutouts. Thanks.

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Bernie Sanders has my vote.

Ilhan Omar isn’t to be trusted because any anti-Semitic speech is any anti-Semitic speech.

Impeach Donald Trump.

Please, don’t give Donald Trump anymore air time.

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Selling Advertisements

Yes, selling advertisements are

More difficult than anything

Not as difficult as writing

Well, life is complex and full as a mature adult.

Yes, I love to sell advertisements even though it’s the most difficult aspect to the job as an Executive.

Yes, I run our entire graphic design department since April 1, 2020 and selling advertisements are still more difficult than going from three different computer software programs from Adobe Illustrator to Acrobat to Photoshop and I’m awesome at it. I’ve taught myself all of the computer shortcuts even though I required much training back in April 2020, I did teach myself all by my own. At times I was so stressed out except during COVID-19 there was absolutely no one here to help me therefore I did it by myself and this makes me executive level to be able to run an entire graphic design department by myself even though no one thought I could and I did!

Yes, even though I’m building a brand for others, selling advertisements is the most difficult aspect to the job.

Yes, with my very own hands I’m building a film studio and selling advertisements is still ten times more difficult than building an entire filming studio with my own two bare hands.

Yes, I’m building a children’s book empire and selling advertisements is ten times more difficult than starting a division of the advertisement company.

Let’s talk about selling advertisements because selling advertisements is the most difficult thing in the entire world.

There’s nothing more difficult than to sell advertisements.

There’s an art to selling advertisements.

One must stay on pitch and not deviate from the pitch.

One must also be able to know pertinent information and keep things short.

Now, I’m trained to be warm and steady and direct with humanity.

Professionally, I’ve been told not to ever ask any of the marketing executives how they’re doing.

Professionally, I only deal with marketing executives therefore the marketing executives already have a great idea as to how advertisements are sold and what the process is exactly.

Professionally, I’ve been informed each marketing executive has a marketing account therefore it’s my job to call and make the pitch.

Now, I don’t have any problems selling advertisements to any state other than to North Dakota.

There’s something about me or my approach or my tone in which the North Dakotans don’t seem to like or respect or trust.

The cool aspect about selling advertisements is the very fact one calls the same marketing executives who get to know one’s voice over the phone and one’s emails therefore marketing executives expect to talk to me and expect to get emails from me. Thanks.

The marketing executives of the Twin Cities are the most mature, cultured and have a great idea as to for the reasons why I’m calling which is to sell advertisements for the most important purchase of the year because 90% of the money I make from selling advertisements goes directly to Legions all over the state of Minnesota and the neighboring states.

Look, we’re in the business of selling advertisements.

Look, the main reason why our company exists is because we sell advertisements.

Look, the bulk of the work is to sell ads to donate to local veterans chapters because that’s our contracts to fulfill.

Look, the money we make from selling advertisements all goes towards incredibly important causes which happen to be near and dear to my heart which is veterans.

Yes, the only reason why I have wholeheartedly thrown myself into my work selling advertisements is because I love veterans above all other causes.

Veterans literally have gone to war and back.

Veterans literally put their lives on the line for our hobbies, interests and families.

When I think about the single most important disfranchised demographics then I don’t have to think hard or long about it because veterans are as cool as this country gets.

Personally and professionally I love to sell advertisements because after two years of selling advertisements I keep thinking I’m going to get it right and I don’t. I can deliver the pitch, however. Once I get asked specific questions then I begin to stumble a little and I always catch myself and read from my notes as quickly as I can and answer everything correctly and as directly as possible.

The art of the sell is to stay on point and be warm, however. Don’t get personable and be authentic yet extremely professional.

Yes, timing’s everything.

Yours Truly;

Gabriel

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